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December 5, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-12-05

i am in singapore, i've had a nap and now i'm headed to thailand. #
also apropos of nothing: the changi airport blocks "new twitter" but seems to be ok with the old version. #
singapore fast food http://yfrog.com/0qtj801j #
i dunno what this is supposed to be, changi airport… http://yfrog.com/mqzva0j #
most surprising thing in singapore so far: burger king is halal #

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December 4, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-12-04

i try never to respond to a compliment with a compliment. to me it comes off disingenuous. i say thanks. #
disingenuous is maybe a strong way to say it. patronizing, maybe. #
joepiscopalians #
seriously i have a good excuse to be up right now… i want to sleep on the plane. but some of you… #
in addition to other things: today i finished my 6th issue of doc savage. my job is fantastic. #
i hate having to say this, but. happy birthday to @urbanbarbarian. may you live long. well, you've already lived really long, so. longER. #
got on the plane with no scanners or fondling. literally no one else on line, 10 min to the gate. off to tokyo. #
the convention in singapore just sent me 3D reference models of my signing and speaking areas. that's thorough. #

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Published on December 04, 2010 09:15

December 3, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-12-03

writing is funny. sometimes i can't get one sentence out, sometimes i can't type fast enough for the flood of garbage coming out of my head. #
"AMC theaters now say: we may refuse to screen #yogibear movie. Understaffed for mass disposal of dead bodies & human waste." -@timheidecker #
happy birthday to @thegutrbal, who has been responsible for a disproportionate amount of good days for me this year. #
everyone's favorite villainess @choitotheworld is in the NY times. http://nyti.ms/e4rmCt #
hey internet. check out @AnnieW's fantastic redesign of the JLA for a 1977 malcolm mclaren film http://bit.ly/hFExd9 #
left room to get my phone, saw my wallet, inspired me to put my credit card away which inspired me to pay all my credit card bills #add #
and it should go without saying that of course i came back 10 minutes later without my phone #add #availableforreallyterribleparties #
internet: NOW your holiday shopping is complete. http://flic.kr/p/8XSg1Z #
hey i just got an advance review code for @marvel pinball. do i have any time to play it before my flight? probably not. #
i am very much not ready to go an an international adventure in like 15 hrs. #
just realized i left a bunch of clothes in italy a couple weeks ago. i am the best. #
of course these three countries use 3 different kinds of plugs. #ofcourse #
bought a giant bag of trail mix for the plane and have already eaten half of it #idontleaveforanother15hours #

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Published on December 03, 2010 09:15

December 2, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-12-02

it has been suggested by @jasonlatour that i should wear an eyepatch this weekend in thailand. #
it may turn out true, but maybe @newsarama should point out somewhere that the walking dead thing they've linked to as fact is a rumor piece #
check out a young and hairy colbert http://nym.ag/f3g87M #stephencolbert (via @vulture) #
today @mattfraction's no longer 34 & moves to the next age bracket on any all forms. happy birthday to the estelle getty of comics. #
if you have to ask, the bea arthur of comics is @brianmbendis. #
.@Notorious_JIM betty white is @brubaker. rue mclanahan is @davidmackkabuki #
actually, @oeming might be betty white. that's a tough one. #
so… we're calling motion comics "illustrated film", now? #
"can't we start calling comics "slowed down film"?" -@pauljholden #
IT'S A TRAP! "Sort of shocking to see Knicks with a winning record, almost feels like I am in some alternate reality." -@JasonStarrBooks #
Ahmadinejad's Getting Pretty Tired of This Dead Scientist Crap http://t.co/SSl7pu2 #
after literally 3 days and over 10 failed restores i finally got my iphone fixed. you can all finally rest easy. #
achwel foley. #
regis looks ready to pour steak sauce over nicki minaj: http://is.gd/i4jSU #

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Published on December 02, 2010 09:15

December 1, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-12-01

hey marvel & DC people: @KorillaBBQ's truck is in your world today on 55th & lex. trust me & eat many of their tacos. you will not regret it #
sometimes you're asked for a game idea exactly like a thing you already committed elsewhere. & by sometimes i mean this one time. #
god bless @kharyrandolph for introducing me to world of @GhostfaceKillah tweets #
IT BEGINS. #Archer Season 2. Jan 27th. Thursdays at 10 PM on FX. Tell everyone you've ever met. (via @mattfraction & @NealHolman) #
i can't find the whiffenpoofs' o holy night from the west wing xmas episode online anywhere. christmas will have to be cancelled. #
if you know the amazing mike huddleston, you'd know all those enigmatic @imagecomics teasers could only've come from him http://is.gd/i0DjH #
weirded out by the idea that my feet will never touch land on dec. 4th. i'll be flying east for more than an entire day. that's a first. #
as if bees weren't scary enough (this one is for @warrenellis) http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/30/nyregion/30bigcity.html?_r=2 #
it just now occurs to me greedo is basically wearing an elaborate track suit with a vest. #
singapore! though the viking season 1 softcover is delayed at the printer by a week or so, i may have an advance copy to show off next week. #

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November 30, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-11-30

the internet says things like "irvin kershner, dir. of the empire strikes back + many other great films", oddly none great enough to list #
my sms app crashed and reopened w/ no text data + my iphone's no longer under warranty. do i jailbreak? pay the money for a support session? #
"It's seriously as close as you'll get to whatever David Carradine went looking for." -@choitotheworld on the movie 2012 http://is.gd/hXs7d #
Internet, you've justified your existence for another day. http://oldrockdudeswithmegryanhair.tumblr.com/ (via @PAPPADEMAS) #
say what you will about @kanyewest, but they don't make lyrics like "let's have a toast for the douchebags" anymore. #
old rocker dudes with hair like meg ryan money shot: http://is.gd/hXDam #
it's not impossible i'll get to cuba in the next 6 months. let's see if i can make this happen. #
walkind dead's ratings last night trumped even the pilot http://bit.ly/fZ91RN (via @tonymoore) #
goran parlov has done an absurd amount of comics pages. thousands before the US market ever even heard of him. #
it is kinda depressing that the food network is doing a piece right now on grilled cheese nyc on ludlow which closed in 2006. #
http://fav.me/d33w7b1 lebowski +dave johnson (@Devilpig666) = masterpiece #
wow the expendables makes rambo look like a masterpiece. #
(rambo 4, specifically) #

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November 29, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-11-29

amazon's got mad men season 1, 2 & 3 for like 75% off http://amzn.to/eOvZAq + http://amzn.to/hJNMRW + http://amzn.to/gZ5cTN #
restoring my iphone probably shouldn't be as stressful as i'm making it out to be. #
reading about all the things that are illegal in singapore (ex: chewing gum) & slowly becoming paranoid about being arrested overseas. #
holy shit boardwalk empire. that just may be the episode of the year. #

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November 28, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-11-28

so: @philhester + @andykuhn's firebreather movie on cartoon network = super enjoyable. congrats, guys. & to @ericcanete for working on it. #
also entertaining? scorsese's fran liebowitz documentary. #ineedtoturnoffthetv #
"As if the TSA couldn't get any creepier, today they announced they're changing their name to Uncle TSA." -@ConanOBrien #
maybe andy macdonald and i are at tim and eric awesome show, great job live #
liebe http://yfrog.com/mnm6a0j #
great job http://yfrog.com/mujnx01j #
"then, using a hunting knife, cut open the bear to reveal the pasta." #
ok, this time brownie mountain is really gone for good. #

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November 27, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-11-27

this is the first thanksgiving i can remember where i didn't fall asleep in the middle. #
hey kids- amazon has both arcade fire's the suburbs http://is.gd/hQfoI and weezer's hurley http://is.gd/hQfBQ for $1.99 today #

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November 26, 2010

twitter nonsense for 2010-11-26

happy turkey day. unless you are a turkey. #sorrydudes #
i'm the only cuban at the table, but i've worked a cuban stuffing into the day: basically grnd beef/pork/ham with sofrito, walnuts, raisins. #
(it's essentially an elaborate picadillo) #
i think it's snowing. #
"Frienemy: A person who wants you to be successful, as long as you're not as successful as them." -@mikechoi #
happy birthday to my dear friend @JonathanLDavis, who is not the guy from korn, but should be #
i'm full already and dinner's over an hour away #
"why don't they make v-neck pants?" #

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