Ivan Brandon's Blog, page 39

October 26, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-26

KITTEN. YOU SHALL NOT PASS. #
they are like turtles. flip them over and they fall asleep. http://t.co/2T120UKx #
restless, tossing and turning http://t.co/plUyoS4Q #
INTERNET: wish a happy birthday to ANDY MACDONALD (@andymacdeez), the greatest of all very very old men. #
do you miss @franklyteran's comics? here's a crazy amount of amazing BATMAN originals for sale http://t.co/3o5YJfvZ #
crazy epic amazing lunch at LA MAR on 25th and madison. holy crap. http://t.co/lDH1HYMw http://t.co/xHuuPp2d http://t.co/wFPUQn4A #

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October 25, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-25

canadian psycho #TitlesThatDontQuiteMakeIt #
the boysenberries of wrath #TitlesThatDontQuiteMakeIt #
the girl with the spongebob squarepants tattoo #TitlesThatDontQuiteMakeIt #
the lion, the witch, and the hamper #TitlesThatDontQuiteMakeIt #
breakfast at the sears jewelry counter #TitlesThatDontQuiteMakeIt #
love in the time of AIDS #TitlesThatDontQuiteMakeIt #
after a rough couple days at the beginning, now super happy with both sprint and iphone 4S #publicserviceannouncement #
"The awesome Leandro Fernandez is now on Twitter! @largo_f Bask in his glory with followingness!" -@ruckawriter #
PEOPLE OF NYC. the uniqlo on 34th street has jeans for $10. #
just because a person isn't at all funny, doesn't mean you shouldn't retweet every single thing they say #
every day the kittens obsessively work to achieve entrance into a new place i've blocked them off from. #
i bought too many clothings at the new UNIQLO. it's pretty enormous. #
one day when i finally quit comics, it will be way less awesome than this http://t.co/VUDWFwQA #
"siri, remind me to go get the laundry in 20 minutes." #thisismylifenow #siriwillyoumarryme #

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October 24, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-24

remember when jack black wasn't tim allen? #
she hasn't yet mastered silverware http://t.co/9iOjfTJ7 #
INTERNET: moneyball's great. #
also i have never heard of this movie THE RITE but it's on HBO now and my review is that i've see anthony hopkins topless one too many times #
siri is making a lazy guy even lazier #thatguyisme #
her front paws are like a magic button to sleep http://t.co/fraBJOBX #
works on her brother, too http://t.co/mPenzmJC #

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October 23, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-23

the new world trade center from the west side highway http://t.co/9nIV6Gly #

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October 22, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-22

seriously why is it so hard to find an iphone 4S case that actually protects the phone + doesn't make it look like a rubber sextoy? #
so… sleeeeepy http://t.co/SKqMjxQk #
also this http://t.co/rfJ84Yjo #
unlike @urbanbarbarian, @royalboiler makes me excited to read a prophet comic #
flickr users: i know you can make it so pictures are private unless you have the link, but can you do that with whole sets? #
to dissuade the kittens from pilgrimage on the kitchen counter, i've boobytrapped the route with tinfoil. #
if i could do 1 magic thing for @CBCebulski, i'd fix whatever makes him hate tomatoes. though all the new food would probably kill him. #
also: are we seriously gonna be a planet of 7 billion people by halloween? #
in spanish we say CUNA for crib, but since the kittens've decided to fight deathmatches in their little playpen, it's now the THUNDERCUNA. #
in the interest of full disclosure: my sprint iphone 4S has been on 3G now for 2 days like a champ. even places i used to drop AT&T calls. #
seriously i think i'm gonna start a food truck. who has money? #
KITTEN TINFOIL BOOBYTRAP RESULT: the kitten endeavored to eat the tinfoil. kittens – 1, ivan – 0. #
"Zombie Shultz by @devilpig666 Rev. Dave Johnson #
i'm sorry, internet. i'm just not a fan of those laceless converse. it's not you, it's me. #
Siri naturally knows how to spell the word Goebbels (sent via Siri) #
fun fact: more military contractors died last year in iraq and afghanistan than soldiers. #

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October 21, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-21

just realized i'm in italy next week and my brain responded by dripping out of my ears. #
holy crap that lady from MAD MEN is in playboy http://t.co/u7lfafJb #
had a superfun skype talk with a classroom in philly this morning. random laughter as a kitten would walk past in the background. #
i don't wish anyone death but ghadaffi DID ruin my 5th grade foreign exchange trip, so i wanted him at least sternly scolded. #
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO comics! #
ever get one of those days where no matter what you eat, you feel like you haven't eaten in a week? #
sometimes a thing that is said that is not at all true becomes prophetic. #
.@Alejandrobot is by far one of the smartest people i've ever met in comics. #
with issue 2 i think it's official. LOOSE ENDS by @jasonlatour & Chris Brunner is my favorite new book of the year #
when this kitten gets excited she makes a sound like a tiny happy pterodactyl. #
siri understands me better than most of my friends. #
"i think they spelled flicker wrong." -@chuckbb #
thank god finally there is a movie called footloose #

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October 20, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-20

INTERNET: it is in your best interest to follow the legendary @KevinNowlan. #
i'm told by this @sprint rep that they've had a data outage in the NYC metro area since the 16th. #notagoodsign #
in other news, @sprint has some pretty bitchin' synthesizer hold-music jams #
so here's how we ended up: @sprint had me on hold for 55 minutes. then hung up on me. #

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October 19, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-19

on call w/ support. had to bite my tongue, rephrasing "i don't think you're listening." to "i don't think you heard me." #diplomacy #
seriously this support dude is the worst dude. escalating to a dude who knows things. venting to you guys so i don't get the guy in trouble. #
if you get a text message from my number and there are capital letters, it is really from SIRI, way less lazy than i am. #iphone #
so tired i typed "they're running around like maniacs" in an email to @doyle_dcvertigo instead of IM window to my wife, about the kittens. #
so far my @sprint iphone only seems to be able to connect to gprs. not a good sign. #
so far i'm SUPER sold on siri and iphone 4s but not sure yet about @sprint. #
invaluable resource in getting app data from 1 iphone to another: the awesome IEXPLORER: http://t.co/UFJ2Opww #
you know how they say a man ages as president? somehow rick perry has aged just RUNNING for president. #
anyone wanna lay odds on perry throwing a punch by the end of the night? #
"Don't get us wrong: America loves white immigrants." – Mitt Romney #cnndebate #tweetthepress"(via @MikeDrucker) #
michelle bachmann's iraq deas remind me of that time i billed that guy for burning his house down. #

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October 18, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-18

switching to new iphone is harder than it sounds when your old iphone is a piece of crap and your computer is on its deathbed. #

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October 17, 2011

twitter recap 2011-10-17

dear man on bus: just because i speak better english than you… doesn't mean i don't also speak better spanish than you. #
finally en route to #NYCC after technical difficulties. come and see me! #
"if only that penny was much larger you could be batman." – @chuckbb #
the highlight of the show was @jock4twenty http://t.co/H8ONXhpN #

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