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June 3, 2018
single plump curvy girl seeks romancebut in this day and era afraid of mengo swimming in the sea,...
single plump curvy girl seeks romance
but in this day and era afraid of men
go swimming in the sea, hook not a fish but Jaws
a city of Edward Hydes with very few Henry Jekylls
dangerous to be female, from birth until death-and even before that the womb is not safe
coded pizza orders, pleas for help sent to friends online
#metoos, horror stories like laundry on a line
better to burn than to become attached but then you’re maligned
no pleasing anyone, so why even try
June 1, 2018
arahir:
me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time
when i have free time:
me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time
when i have free time:
May 26, 2018
Sometimes, vampires come bearing good gifts...
Lambert leaned back in his chair, lacing his fingers together. He looked for all the world like a Bond villain, Abby noted. All he needed was a cat.
“I’ll make a note of that. Now.” Abby blinked, slow on the uptake for several moments before she realized what happened. “What I may ask is…well, it is probably very anticlimactic after the buildup of the past months. But it will be challenging, I can promise you that you won’t be bored, and who knows?” The vam...
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Vampire seeking witch
Lambert leaned back in his chair, lacing his fingers together. He looked for all the world like a Bond villain, Abby noted. All he needed was a cat.
“I’ll make a note of that. Now.” Abby blinked, slow on the uptake for several moments before she realized what happened. “What I may ask is…well, it is probably very anticlimactic after the buildup of the past months. But it will be challenging, I can promise you that you won’t be bored, and who knows?” The vam...
Urban Witch Problem #40: Your taste in lawn ornaments pisses off the head of your HOA, who happens to be a vampire.
The pink flamingos raided innocence. Or rather, Steve was radiating innocence. Bob had an aura of ‘leave me out of this’ and Mikey was sleeping. If a plastic pink flamingo could sleep. Abby wasn’t too sure, though Mikey’s eyes were closed.
“Miss Harper.” With effort, Abby forced her attention back to the pissed-off vampire in front of her. Philip was standing several feet away from her property boundary, arms crossed and looking…very non-threatening due to t...
Urban Witch Problem #69: When even your spirit guide is trying to get you laid.
Abby closed her eyes, massaging the lids with her fingertips. A headache had been threatening all day, her body readjusting to the warmer temperatures of the South. However dealing with Prudence’s antics promised to turn her headache from allergy related to stress-related…
“Why…” Abby felt she could give herself credit, her voice was quite level and calm. “Did you feel the need to order me a box of sex toys?! How could you even do such a thing?!”
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