Smiley McGrouchpants Jr. Esq. III's Blog, page 2
October 30, 2018
Another story for $0.99!
You know you want it. It's from the "Icosadyadria" collection. It's about zombies.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JNHWW5C
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JNHWW5C
March 26, 2018
July 31, 2017
KIRKUS REVIEW UP!
"McGrouchpants (Flash Fiction for the Age of Trump, 2017, etc.) delivers a collection of short stories about 20- and 30-somethings in Portland, Oregon. ¶ Each story in this collection begins with an image of a tarot card, juxtaposed with a title (such as 'Portland Fiction Writer [Card #0: The Fool]') ... All told, it’s easy to skewer a place that prides itself on its weirdness, but these stories get to the heart of the people who make up that very weirdness, and often create nuanced and lasting impressions."
https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-re...
https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-re...
June 18, 2017
Now not overpriced!
Only $2.99
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XW72MF9
There are a lot of Glenn Beck's in the phone book. This is one of 'em. He waddles around, grudgingly admits to things, blathers about right-wing stuff on platforms available to him, gets kidnapped a couple times, and goes to the vending machine repeatedly.
This is not for the faint of heart: if you never really wanted to look under someone's hood, avoid this book. If you've figured you'd guessed enough from their erratic, spastic actions, and didn't really want to follow them around, transcriptive-stream-of-consciousness style, well, then, the fact that this book reads like "Mr. Magoo" meets "American Psycho" might still give you pause.
A chapter a page! No foolin'. For easy parsin', in today's workaday, busy busy world
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XW72MF9
There are a lot of Glenn Beck's in the phone book. This is one of 'em. He waddles around, grudgingly admits to things, blathers about right-wing stuff on platforms available to him, gets kidnapped a couple times, and goes to the vending machine repeatedly.
This is not for the faint of heart: if you never really wanted to look under someone's hood, avoid this book. If you've figured you'd guessed enough from their erratic, spastic actions, and didn't really want to follow them around, transcriptive-stream-of-consciousness style, well, then, the fact that this book reads like "Mr. Magoo" meets "American Psycho" might still give you pause.
A chapter a page! No foolin'. For easy parsin', in today's workaday, busy busy world
April 17, 2017
Five days only! It's free until April 22. Don't think twice.
Kindle:
Glenn Beck: Limp-Dick Detective
It's like Mr. Magoo meets American Psycho: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a nice day.
It's like Mr. Magoo meets American Psycho: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a nice day.
March 30, 2017
Breaking wider, via new format.
Now just $4.99 on Kindle! My latest full-length effort.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a nice day.
Glenn Beck: Limp-Dick Detective
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XW72MF9
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have a nice day.
Glenn Beck: Limp-Dick Detective
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XW72MF9
March 17, 2017
December 19, 2016
New story up!
FIVE 2 ONE MAGAZINE is rockin' out with my new story, "RAND vs. Rand."
Humorless libertarians need not apply!
Humorless libertarians need not apply!
