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April 24, 2014
Excerpt from ANUBIS SPEAKS! A GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE BY THE EGYPTIAN GOD OF THE DEAD

About the book: Anubis, the god of mummification, takes the reader on a boat journey through the mythological ancient Egyptian dark lands—the twelve hours of darkness—where Ra battles against the forces of chaos to be reborn again at sunrise. Like a good tour guide, Anubis shares fascinating facts and stories about ancient Egypt throughout the trip.
School Library Journal says Anubis's narration is "wickedly funny" and that the book is "stuffed with an "incredible wealth of interesting detail. Kirkus says it is an "informative and unusually lively look at the Egyptian way of death."
A Cybil's Award Finalistfor Midgrade Non Fiction
Greetings Mortal!
Allow me to introduce myself. I am Anubis—the Egyptian god of the “Mysteries of Embalming,” the “Guardian of the Veil of Death,” “Opener of the Ways of the Dead,” and if you are “bad” . . . Your. Worst. Nightmare.But do not fear. I will not snatch your beating heart from your chest and toss it to my good friend, crocodile-headed Amut the Destroyer for a squishy snack . . . not today anyway. Instead, I will guide you through my world of deep magic, strange gods, and gruesome monsters. I will show you how my people, the ancient Egyptians, prepared the dead for eternal life, and how we gods fought the forces of darkness and evil—every night—to keep you safe. Oh dear, were you perhaps hoping for a less scary- looking guide to lead you through the Egyptian dark lands; one without so many razor-sharp fangs? Too bad. You’re in my realm now. And I’m in charge. So pay attention. We will, soon enough, come face-to-face with the evil one—Apophis, the snake of doom that threatens to devour and destroy the world. In my day, only our dead pharaohs—kings who turned into immortal gods upon their deaths—were strong enough to join the rest of us gods in facing the beast. You, my little human, are no pharaoh, but I’m allowing you to come along anyway. You may thank me later, preferably in buckets of blood. Meanwhile, take heed; if you scare easily, I suggest you close this book right now and go back to coloring rainbows and unicorns. Seriously. There will be blood. And snakes. And decapitations. And monsters who like to gobble up hearts and squeeze heads until they pop. Still with us? Good. Then, please, step into my lair…
…Egypt’s First Pharaoh
My dad, Osiris, was an important guy, if I do say so myself. My people believed that he was Egypt’s first pharaoh. He brought farming to the land and showed humans how to live like people and not animals. He achieved many great things, me being one of them, of course. Osiris ruled happily in Egypt while I was in charge of the underworld. All of it. Then the jealous god Set murdered his own brother Osiris. After lots of drama—including the cutting up and hiding of Osiris’s body parts—his wife, Isis, came to me for help in re- assembling Osiris’s body, which I did through the magic of mummification. Then we brought the old man back to life. The catch was he could only live in the land of the dead. (Hey, you can’t have everything, am I right?) Still, let the record show that I, Anubis, revived and resurrected my own father. And how did dear old dad thank me for resurrecting him? He demoted me. Yeah, Dad took my job. He became the top god of the dead, pushing me down to number two—as mere god of judgment and embalming. Now, I ask you, is that fair? I mean without me, he’d still be in pieces! But I’m not bitter. Really, I’m not. Anyway, thanks to my magnificent mummification and resurrecting abilities, Osiris became the model mummy, the symbol of what everyone hoped for themselves in the afterlife— to be preserved in their earthly form and live forever. So despite the fact that he took my job, most of the prayers for the dead are aimed at me, because I’m the guy who made it all happen. Just sayin’.
I Want My Mummy!
With Osiris as their example, my people believed you needed your body to join the party that never ended: no body, no afterlife. Of course, in a pinch, your statue might do, but for the most part, people preferred a future in their own skins . . . literally. So how did it all begin? When the earliest Egyptians buried their dead in the desert, the intense heat dried out the corpses, mummifying them in a crude way. My people noticed the dried-out bodies and figured that’s what we gods wanted for them. Some bodies, though, were ripped apart by wild animals before they dried out. Nobody wanted that. So they put the dead bodies in coffins to protect them from wildlife. But without direct contact with the desert sand to bake them dry, the bodies melted into goo. That’s when people began experimenting with different preservation techniques. Eventually, they found the best process for preserving the dead, which I will explain below…
Coming in 2014:Hades Speaks! A Guide to theUnderworld by the Greek God of the Dead
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Published on April 24, 2014 18:27
April 23, 2014
Excerpts from Curses and Smoke: A Novel of Pompeii

Edited by Cheryl Klein and published by Arthur A. Levine Books/ScholasticMay 2014
Tag

By the time Tag bound the hurt gladiator’s leg and got him to his barrack room to rest, the morning training had ended. Tag stared at the sun over the trees, calculating how much time needed to pass before he could head out to the woods to see Lucia. Either way, it couldn’t come soon enough.“Healer! Pontius wants to see you,” one of the men called, startling him. “He is in the weapons room.”Whatever it was the overseer wanted, Tag hoped it wasn’t something that would take up the afternoon. He needed to see Lucia. He entered the weapons chamber, momentarily blinded by the shift from the bright courtyard to the dark and dusty room. As his vision adjusted, he spotted the shelves crowded with gladiator helmets. When he blinked, he had the uneasy sense that all of the bronze heads — as one — had turned to look at him with silent menace. "Who's there?” Pontius called from the corner.“It’s me, Tag.” “How is Brutus?” the overseer asked as he inspected the dings on an old shield. “Severe tear of the major back thigh muscle.” Pontius growled irritably. “What is going on lately? Our injury rate is ridiculous. The latest rumor is that Spartacus himself has returned to the mountain and is punishing Pompeii.” “What?” Tag laughed. “His ghost, anyway,” Pontius said. “And that his fury at not being avenged is causing the mountain to shake.” Tag shook his head. “That makes no sense. Spartacus and his men died in the fields of Lucania, not here!” Pontius waggled his eyebrows. “Yesssss, but they never found his body, so some of the men believe he came back to Vesuvius to die.” He rolled his eyes. Every slave knew that Spartacus and his army of slaves — many of them from Pompeii and the Campanian region — had defeated at least two Roman legions from their Vesuvian stronghold. “Everybody’s uneasy. Haven’t you noticed all the overwhelming offerings to Hercules lately?” continued Pontius. Tag had noticed — the niched shrine on the main barracks wall overflowed with flowers, fruits, small statuettes, coins, and other gifts to the muscular son of Zeus. “The master has heard some of the talk,” continued Pontius. “He wants me to shackle all of the gladiators at night so they don’t get any ideas about running away and joining Spartacus’s ghost.” Tag swallowed. “Is . . . is the master increasing the number of guards around the compound, then?” he asked. Gods. “No, costs too much,” Pontius said, picking up an angled Thracian sword. He cut his eyes at Tag. “Any particular reason that’s a concern, boy?” “No, no. Not at all.” “Because it never ends well when a slave tries to run away.” “I am aware.” “Ye might even say new fighters have a greater chance of winning their freedom in the arena than slaves have surviving a run,” he continued, inspecting the tip of the sword with one eye. “Which is to say, barely any chance at all.” “I know,” Tag said. Pontius put the blade down and grinned at him. “Good.” He slammed the trunk lid, clasped Tag by the shoulder, and ushered him out of the room. “Now, take me to Brutus and let’s talk to him together about what he’s gotta do to heal that bum leg.” ...
Lucia

Save me, o goddess, from a terrible unionOne that would be an insult to your ways of loveand I shall sacrifice a white lamb for you every yearand spread word of your kindness and magnificence to all in Pompeii.
Tag leaned against a red-painted column in the colonnade, waiting for her. After she rejoined him, they trailed Castor to the edge of the complex, where the child began jumping from rock to rock. “Have you ever been to the secret temple?” Tag asked.“What secret temple?”.Castor ran back, staring up at him with large, round eyes. “There is a secret temple? Where?” he squeaked. Tag pointed to a depression in the rocks. “Down there. To Mephistis,” he said. “The goddess of poisonous vapors.” The little boy looked at Lucia. “Can we go, please? Please?” Lucia shrugged. “Sure.” Tag led them to a section of scrubs and rocks at the edge of the old quarter, where they climbed down an embankment. “I’ve never heard of Mephistis,” Lucia said. “She is a Samnite goddess. The Romans built the temple to Venus over her ancient shrine when they conquered Pompeii,” Tag said, holding his hand out to help her down the moss-covered rocks. “A great many old-timers are convinced Mephistis will not take the insult lying down. They await her punishment.” He released her hand to lift Castor and “fly” him down, the boy whooping with glee. She curled her fingers around the lingering warmth of his touch.“They’ve been waiting a long time, then,” she said, forcing her attention back to his words. “Sulla took Pompeii many generations ago.” “The gods work in their own time,” he said. “Many believe she will exact her punishment on the Romans in her own way.” ...
Published on April 23, 2014 19:07
April 22, 2014
It Takes A Village--And Books!
L to R, student Day Day from Thailand, me, student Keriya Osman from Ethiopia,
and Head of School Amy Pelissero with the donated books at the Global Village Project.On behalf of the Southern-Breeze region of the Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators (SCBWI), I had the pleasure of delivering three boxes of sparkling new books to The Global Village Project (GVP), a school for refugee girls in Decatur, GA.
Authors and illustrators at the recent spring conference in Atlanta contributed the books as part of the Joan Broerman Book Basket. I "won" the books with the understanding that I would donate them to a school library of my choice.
I first learned about the GVP from fellow SCBWI member and author Ricky Jacobs, a retired linguistics professor who’d been tutoring refugees for years. Eventually, his commitment to educating these often-traumatized young girls bloomed into The GVP.
This fully accredited school serves the educational needs of refugee girls and young women who have come from war-torn or politically unstable regions in Africa, Asia and the Middle East. If they've had any schooling at all, it had been interrupted during their relocation to safety.
“Some of our students barely speak English, let alone know how to write and read when they first come,” explained Amy Pelissero, GVP’s Head of School. The intensive, full-day academic program prepares them to transition to either middle-school, high-school or college.The school has been in the process of building a library based on donations of old books.
“Unfortunately, many of these old books were not appropriate or of little interest to our students,” Pelissero said, “but the library had to begin somewhere so we were grateful for the donations.”
The delivery of Broerman Book Basket—three boxes of brand new picture books, middle readers and young adult novels—was just what their library needed. “The students here have varied levels of schooling and literary experiences,” Pelissero said. “One student had never even held a book before coming here, while others are quite ready to tackle more complex novels. So this range of books is perfect for us.”
Student Keriya Osman from Ethiopa, upon seeing all the books on the table, exclaimed, “I want to read them all!”
In addition to the books, the Broerman Basket comes with a stipend to help defray the cost of processing the books.
“We are so, so grateful,” Pelissero continued. “Thank you, SCBWI. All our students will benefit greatly from your generosity.”
and Head of School Amy Pelissero with the donated books at the Global Village Project.On behalf of the Southern-Breeze region of the Society of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators (SCBWI), I had the pleasure of delivering three boxes of sparkling new books to The Global Village Project (GVP), a school for refugee girls in Decatur, GA.
Authors and illustrators at the recent spring conference in Atlanta contributed the books as part of the Joan Broerman Book Basket. I "won" the books with the understanding that I would donate them to a school library of my choice.
I first learned about the GVP from fellow SCBWI member and author Ricky Jacobs, a retired linguistics professor who’d been tutoring refugees for years. Eventually, his commitment to educating these often-traumatized young girls bloomed into The GVP.
This fully accredited school serves the educational needs of refugee girls and young women who have come from war-torn or politically unstable regions in Africa, Asia and the Middle East. If they've had any schooling at all, it had been interrupted during their relocation to safety.
“Some of our students barely speak English, let alone know how to write and read when they first come,” explained Amy Pelissero, GVP’s Head of School. The intensive, full-day academic program prepares them to transition to either middle-school, high-school or college.The school has been in the process of building a library based on donations of old books.

The delivery of Broerman Book Basket—three boxes of brand new picture books, middle readers and young adult novels—was just what their library needed. “The students here have varied levels of schooling and literary experiences,” Pelissero said. “One student had never even held a book before coming here, while others are quite ready to tackle more complex novels. So this range of books is perfect for us.”
Student Keriya Osman from Ethiopa, upon seeing all the books on the table, exclaimed, “I want to read them all!”
In addition to the books, the Broerman Basket comes with a stipend to help defray the cost of processing the books.
“We are so, so grateful,” Pelissero continued. “Thank you, SCBWI. All our students will benefit greatly from your generosity.”
Published on April 22, 2014 16:11
April 17, 2014
A Cover for Hades Speaks!

Hades Speaks! A Guide to the Underworld by the Greek God of the Dead (Boyds Mills Press) releases this October--just in time for Halloween!
Many of you know that I'm a docent at the Carlos Museum at Emory University. It occurred to me that, without realizing it, I'd turned both Anubis (Anubis Speaks!) and Hades into "docents" or tour guides of their own mythological worlds. Each god walks the reader through their respective afterlife/underworld landscapes, sharing bits of history and ritual along the way.
Keep an eye out for giiveaways of the advanced reading copies (ARCs) coming up soon, though I'll likely wait until after Curses and Smoke: A Novel of Pompeii (YA historical fiction) releases at the end of May. If you are (or know of) an elementary school librarian who would like a copy of the ARC in exchange for an honest review, contact me by either leaving a comment or emailing me directly.
Go Hades!
Published on April 17, 2014 13:43
February 21, 2014
The Surprising Sexual Reason Pompeii's Lead is a Slave

But it got me thinking. Why did the writer of the Pompeii movie make the same character choice I made for my novel? Why have a male slave as the focus of the "forbidden" love story? Why not the inverse -- a guy in love with a female slave?
The answer has to do with the reality of ancient Rome's sexual "rules." ...Read the rest on Huffington Post.
Published on February 21, 2014 15:00
February 20, 2014
My Review of Pompeii
Several weeks ago, thanks to VaniaStoyanova, I caught a sneak preview of Pompeii, which opens in theaters, February 21. Interestingly, the experience of attending the early screening was almost more entertaining than the film itself.
In the lobby, we were directed to a table manned by several tough-guys dressed in black suits. It looked like a convention of mobsters. No hellos, no “nuthin’.” Just, “Hand over your phones.” B and I looked at each other then back at the goodfellas. “Seriously?” I asked. “Yeah,” Tony Soprano said, holding out a zip-lock sandwich bag. “Put ‘em in here. No one goes inta the theater with their phones.” We were given a little red raffle ticket for reclaiming them later.
Strangely enough, none of us complained. We also didn’t worry about anyone stealing them because these guys looked like they had uzzies stashed under the table. No one was going to be fool enough to mess with “dem dudes.”
Another black suited mobster stepped up and “wanded” each of us like an overly-caffeinated airport security officer convinced we were wearing invisible vest-bombs. “What are you looking for?” I asked.
Luca Brasi just grunted.
When the large theater filled up, a team of goodfellas came up to the front to make an announcement. They warned us against trying to record the movie in any way, shape or form. In fact, one guy with no neck growled that they would all be wearing NIGHT VISION GOOGLES and roaming the aisles looking for illegal filming, so, “Don’t even try!”
“Dayummm,” I whispered. “Do you think those lumps in their jackets are guns?"
“Nah,” B said. “More like tazers.”
It’s important to point out that I am predisposed to like the movie because…because it’s about ancient Rome! I’d support any effort to bring the wonder of the ancient world to life. Plus, I have a novel about Pompeii coming out in a matter of months! The movie gets a decent number of stars for merely existing.
Still, it wasn’t half-bad! Seriously, I expected worse. I expected to groan, and roll my eyes so much that I’d end up with a headache. Sure there was the random anachronism and misrepresentation, but nothing big enough to make me hate the movie.
Plus, one can never underestimate the considerable seductive power of staring at really pretty people in “exotic” settings to distract us from some of the sillier set-ups (i.e., no the eruption did not occur during a gladiatorial combat; no bodies were found in the stadium).
Kit Harrington in the lead as a Celtic gladiator did better than I thought he would do. Based on the trailers, I worried that his abs would have more emotional range than his acting. His abs did distract, though, from the odd moment of blankness of expression that I presumed he hoped would somehow show “deep, smoldering feelings of the sexy variety.”
Emily Browning as the upper-class love interest, Cassia, was also fine though occasionally she “put on” her camera face. That’s the one beautiful actresses often present for their requisite close-up—the slightly-opened mouth and wide-eyed blankness that allows us to drink in their beauty without acknowledging that they might have any kind of inner life of consequence.

I liked Milo’s (Harrington’s) backstory and wished we could’ve seen more of Cassia’s. But we went into this knowing this movie was going to be more about CGI-special effects than it was going to be about character development.
Some of the gladiator scenes were laughable and downright cheesy. And pretty as he was, Harrington was a bit hard to believe as a gladiatorial champion. Fellow fighter-slave Atticus, played by Adewale Akkinnuove-Agbaje, had the gravitasand force of personality to pull it off. Indeed, he just about stole every scene he appeared in, making Milo seem even less believable as a serious contender.
As for the volcano scenes, all I can about say about them is that they are about what you’d expect—interesting to look at but not necessarily surprising, moving or awe-inspiring. There’s no evidence, either, that a tsunami occurred during the eruption (despite Pliny’s mention of the waters receding), so it felt a bit as if the director was throwing every possible form of death and destruction at us in a desperate attempt to keep our interest. Fire, lava, smoke, explosions, floods, ash storms, fiery flying boulders, collapsing buildings, giant sinkholes, tsunamis that crumbled entire coastlines…did I miss anything?
In the end, I enjoyed it and so, it seemed, did everyone around me.
I was already well into writing my novel when I learned about the making of Pompeii. For me, it was interesting to analyze the creative choices that we both made—and the many ways, thankfully, that we went in different directions. Still, it’s a movie about Pompeii, which was enough to pull me into the theater. That and Kit Harrington’s abs, I suspect, will be the draw for most.
My novel, Curses and Smoke: A Novel of Pompeii (Arthur A. Levine Books/Scholastic), releases May 27. You can pre-order your copy at your local independent bookstore, Amazon, or B&N.
Published on February 20, 2014 12:56
February 13, 2014
Whoa. This Guy Looks like he Stepped Right out of an Ancient Egyptian Carving.
Published on February 13, 2014 11:47
February 12, 2014
How Did I NOT Know This About the Name, Cleopatra?

What, I wondered, was Cleopatra of Macedon like? What if she was even smarter and more wily than Alex? What kind of life did she lead? How did she feel about her older brother getting to conquer the world while she was traded off to marry her own mother's older brother when she was a young teen?(Hmmm, maybe there's a book in there somewhere....).
Sadly, we'll never know anything about her because, well, she was a girl, which meant no one bothered to record her life.
When the Ptolemies took over Egypt, they connected their blood line to Alexander's for political legitimacy. So, many royal women were named after Alex's little sister. Our famous last queen of Egypt was the seventh Cleopatra in the Ptolemy line and her daughter, Selene, was the eighth.

So imagine my surprise when I discovered that there was an even "older" Cleopatra in Greek history. Khione, the goddess of snow, had a sister named...Cleopatra! I learned this only because snow is a big deal right now in the South. Here in Atlanta, the entire city is on lockdown because of ice and sleet. Which got me wondering what the ancients thought about snow. When I searched for ancient Greek snow gods, up popped Khione and her sister, Cleopatra.
Well, knock me over with an olive leaf.
Cleopatra was the daughter of Boreas, the god of the north wind, and Oreithyia, a mountain nymph. Some sources say she is a goddess of twilight, sometimes known as Alcyone.
Would knowing this little factoid have changed anything in my novel, Cleopatra's Moon, or my biography of the queen, Cleopatra Rules? No. I can't think of any way I could've worked that in without making it weird.
But still. Thanks to the snow and ice trapping me in my house, I learned something new about the name of two of my favorite queens in history. I'll try to remember that when I get cabin fever.
Published on February 12, 2014 07:41
February 7, 2014
Friday Funnies--Ancient Style!
Published on February 07, 2014 07:42
February 6, 2014
I'm Getting a Sneak Peek at Pompeii!

Miracle worker and photographer Vania Stoyanova of VLC productions got me passes to the screening of POMPEII!
That's right, I'm getting a sneak preview. Tonight. Here's the thing, though. There are no reviews anywhere (even on Rotten Tomatoes), which does not bode well. If movie marketers are worried that the movie is a dud, they often keep reviewers away from it for as long as possible. With the movie coming out in only a matter of weeks, it's kind of odd that there has been not a peep about it. I'm sincerely hoping that it's not a dud because...ancient Rome! Gladiators! Pompeii! Volcanoes! Kit Harrington's abs! My novel!
Not like I'm excited or anything. Thank you Vania! You rock.
Published on February 06, 2014 12:55