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Smart Move By Sarah Palin

She's announced that she's resigning as governor. That was actually pretty bright. It's obvious that she's planning to run for President in 2012. And we already know all the stupid stuff she's done so far. By stepping down from office, it means that she is eliminating ...

POTATO MOON, Part 65 by Theno Drin

The bright glow from the mystic Onion Ring shone brightly in the room. Vlad cried his protests as Bela faded from everybody's sight. Fig attempted to shield his eyes as Woeisme dashed forward to try and join her increasingly translucent mother.

"What have you done?" hissed Jakob as he hefted the ...

STASH WEDNESDAY - July 1, 2009

Aaaaand...discuss!

PAD

POTATO MOON, Part 64: "One Potato, Two Potato…" by Eric Avedissian

"That's got to be the stupidest plan I've ever heard," Woeisme said as Jakob appeared crestfallen. "First of all, the logistics are messed up. Where are we going to get a 10-gallon drum of marmalade, an industrial strength garden hose, five pairs of left-handed scissors, a bootlegged videocassette of the ...

This Just In:

The President of Honduras was flown out of the country on an airplane in his pajamas.

How the airplane got into his pajamas, we'll never know.

PAD

A Word of Caution for X-Factor Fans

I'm getting reports that X-Factor is getting harder to find at local stores. That's possibly because Diamond is routinely selling out. Every issue from #39 through #44 has sold out or nearly so. So it might not be a bad idea to take advantage of your retailer's ...

POTATO MOON, Chapter 36 by Bill Myers

IMPORTANT NOTE FROM PAD:  At this point, the total manuscript for "Potato Moon" is at 40,000 words.  In order to allow contributors to have the time to read everything that's gone before and avoid duplication, and continue the storyline in some sort of coherent manner (stop laughing) I am going ...

POTATO MOON, Part 62: "If Doom Be My Destiny" by Bill Mulligan

Jakob blinked in pouty confusion, his limbs akimbo like a Stretch Armstrong doll that had been tied to the back of a car bumper and then stretched until even his formidable powers of stretchiness were exceeded, revealing the viscous corn syrup within.

"What strange mockery is this?" he cried? "Truly I ...

FARRAH & MICHAEL

Two people who were never connected in life, now connected in death.

PAD

The Comedy Stylings of Ann Coulter

On the murder of abortion-provider Doctor Tiller:

"I don't really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester."

She'll be here all week, ladies and gentleman. Be sure to fight for the life of the veal and shoot your waitress.

PAD

(Oh, and don't let ...