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December 19, 2015
CHECK ME OUT—LITERALLY! Want to write horror? Got writer’s block? My #1 best selling Horror Writers’...
CHECK ME OUT—LITERALLY! Got writer’s block? My #1 best selling...
CHECK ME OUT—LITERALLY!
Got writer’s block? My #1 best selling Horror Writers’ Phrase Book is now
available to borrow (as an EPUB) in all 35 branches of the Hillsborough
County Public Library Cooperative! http://hcplc.lib.overdrive.com/…/…/50/en/ContentDetails.htm…
Or, buy your own copy on Amazon on Kindle or paperback. It makes a great Christmas gift idea for writers. Use it to instantly get ideas to improve your novels, short stories, fan fiction / fanfic, and flash fiction. And, it works great not just for horror, but for paranormal, urban fantasy, dark fantasy, and thrillers too!
Inside these gruesome pages, you get everything you need to know to write descriptions of vampires, werewolves, zombies, ghosts, and other monsters, plus weapons, gore, dead bodies, vicious animals, black magic, haunted houses, and strong emotions. There’s even a section on paranormal romance!
Also available now on Amazon: Post-Apocalypse Writers’ Phrase Book and Action Writers’ Phrase Book. More great phrase books coming in 2016!
December 13, 2015
December 11, 2015
ARE YOU A WEIRDO?DO THE HOLIDAYS PISS YOU OFF?SHOCKING NEW BOOK...
ARE YOU A WEIRDO?DO THE HOLIDAYS PISS YOU OFF?SHOCKING NEW BOOK BEATS THE WINTER BLUES!
Greetings, weird poetry fans!
For days, I’ve been telling you about my #1 best selling new chapbook, “Christmas Eve in the Drunk Tank (and Other Horrible Holiday Poems).” Hundreds of you holiday haters snagged a copy, but for those of you who didn’t, I wanted to let you know my book is FREE for just a few more hours TODAY ONLY, then the price goes up. Yep, it’s going to cost real, actual money to buy my book instead of just one mouse-click.
Get “Christmas Eve in the Drunk Tank (and Other Horrible Holiday Poems)“ now and stuff your stocking with demented winter chuckles. But a word of caution: the poems in this book are for mature audiences, so don’t download it if you aren’t ready for the ride of your life!
Your Fellow Misfit,
Jackson Dean Chase
PS: Know how to read? Get more CRAZY FREE BOOKS at www.JacksonDeanChase.com
Offer not available in the North Pole or where prohibited by law.
December 10, 2015
HO HO — OH, NO!LAST CHANCE TO GET “CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE DRUNK...
HO HO — OH, NO!
LAST CHANCE TO GET “CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE DRUNK TANK AND OTHER HORRIBLE HOLIDAY POEMS” FREE ON AMAZON!
Don’t “scrooge” yourself over and miss this “fiendishly festive” holiday-themed poetry chapbook.
Looking for a funny Christmas gift?
December 9, 2015
HATE THE HOLIDAYS? DIG CRAZY UNDERGROUND POEMS? Click here to...
HATE THE HOLIDAYS?
DIG CRAZY UNDERGROUND POEMS?
Click here to get my twisted new holiday poetry
book, “Christmas Eve in the Drunk Tank and Other Horrible Holiday
Poems.” It’s FREE TODAY for Kindle!
(Also available in paperback—it makes a great gift for twisted poetry fans.)
Do you like poems soaked in beer and madness? CHRISTMAS EVE IN...
Do you like poems soaked in beer and madness?
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE DRUNK TANK and Other Horrible Holiday Poems collects 25 of the best new winter and holiday-themed poems from #1 best selling poet, Jackson Dean Chase (author of Bukowski’s Ghost).
Stuff your stocking with dark, twisted poems like “Each Beer a Blessing,” “Me and My Mangy Life,” and “Worst Christmas Poem Ever.”
THIS BOOK IS FREE TODAY ON AMAZON—GET IT NOW!Twisted Holiday Poems
HO! HO! HO! Click here to get my twisted new holiday poetry...
HO! HO! HO! Click here to get my twisted new holiday poetry book, “Christmas Eve in the Drunk Tank and Other Horrible Holiday Poems.” It’s FREE TODAY for Kindle!
(Also available in paperback—it makes a great gift for underground poetry fans.)
