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September 5, 2016
State of Writing
I didn’t get a devo written… well, I kinda did. I looked at what I had and just hated it so much. I deleted the whole piece. I don’t want to put junk in my book, and what I’d written just fell too flat. I’ll write two new ones today (it’s a holiday)… or at least by the weekend.
However, I DID get a chapter written in my novel, despite pitching my book at a comicon booth all weekend (actually tripled the amount of sales I was shooting for and almost hit a number of books that I claimed “would make me ecstatic.”) Only 7 more chapters to go which means the rough draft will be done sometime in October. Below is a teaser.


September 1, 2016
The Way of the Book Review
So like all indie authors I am pretty desperate for book reviews. It’s a fact of the system and a way of life: books with no book reviews (or a lack of any recent ones) fall to the bottom of the proverbial barrel and will not be seen it could be your new favorite or top pick of all time, but unreviewed books remain undiscovered by new readers (this is why it’s so important to leave glowing reviews to titles you enjoyed).
Like all authors I’ve asked all my family and friends and out of about 900 contacts I got something like 5 reviews (I know, that’s about 1/2% of people that already care about me.) It’s not that I’ve been a terrible person and people don’t want to help me, authors should understand that 1/2-1% is a pretty typical figure… beyond single digits is astronomical. Of those friends who did leave a review, each of them were asked specifically and separately–no boiler-plate copy+paste plea. People want that kind of attention (it’s a life lesson moreso than just something that applies to the review-o-sphere.)
Gisela Hausmann, an Amazon top reviewer (yes, they rank even that sort of thing) wrote a brief advice column in the Huffington Post. Here is a summation of her advice on things to avoid doing:
Don’t tailor a template. Use your own words. You’re a writer, right? so write. Top reviewers get lots of requests; they recognize templates and it tells reviewers the requester is lazy.
Make a case for your book. They want something different, not something similar to XYZ.
Avoid writing Me-Mail. Remove as many personal pronouns as possible. Drop “I wrote a book about…” in favor of “You’ll love my books…”
Don’t waste words. Keep it around 150 words. If it’s a reviewer from a service, site, or a Top Reviewer, don’t stumble through how you found them. They already know. Keep is succinct.
Don’t give up. Those reviewers are almost as busy as literary agents. They aren’t likely to respond to every request so keep at them if you really think they are a perfect fit for your book.


August 31, 2016
A Meeting of Giants
Everyone’s got a style. Not everyone’s success looks the same. An editor friend turned me on to this great conversation between author giants Stephen King and George R.R. Martin. They sat down for an hour long round-table discussion this summer in ABQ. At about the 50 minute mark Martin asks King how he writes so many books so fast. She told me that King responded later with his own question asking how to get a film or show made from his stories that doesn’t suck. (though it’s not in the video and maybe from another interaction between the two.) It’s a great interview and I wish I could’ve been in the audience for it! Also, this would be a great premise for an Epic Rap Battle: Martin vs. King.


August 30, 2016
Book Review:Shadowlight
ShadowLight review
Matthew Morgan’s Shadowlight is a surprising nugget one might stumble upon while cruising through amazon. I get a distinctly Buffy the Vampire feeling from it with similarly high stakes (haha… a pun), a crew of high powered individuals with distinct personalities, and multifaceted/layered characters. That should be read as a good thing. The characters have chemistry with each other and most of each have their own brand of damage from their back story (deafness, college grades, jealousy, low intellect, criminal record, etc.)
Morgan creates an original creation back story to setup the events of Shadowlight and tells the tale of mankind’s fall and a struggle between angelic forces and demonic ones. It is woven through the narrative in similar fashion to The Kakos Realm: Grinden Proselyte (though Shadowlight is paranormal action/adventure while TKR is closer to High Fantasy.)
The bad guys are thoroughly evil, even if a bit trope driven. That’s nice, though… sometimes its good to have a Doctor Doom who isn’t a misunderstood neutral figure, tainted npc, or antihero… its refreshing to revisit characters suffering a thoroughly depraved nature (who we can sympathize but struggle to empathize for).
The plot feels like a good mix of Frank Perretti’s Present Darkness, Kring’s Heroes TV show, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer series.
I know its good because I set it down for two days mid plot point and found myself wondering what the characters were up to. Shadowlight is a solid read and I’d encourage you to pick it up.


August 29, 2016
State of Writing
I didn’t set a goal last week… it was more like a wishlist: a devo piece and another chapter in my novel. I stayed up late last night in order to pound out a chapter, but I did hit that mark. I’m hoping for a repeat this week, although it’s a fairly busy week paperwork-wise with planning my next quarter’s worth of activities/schedule and I’m doing a booksigning and a presentation at comicon in minneapolis this weekend.


August 25, 2016
Followup About Audible/ACX
So there’s one thing I didn’t think to put in my recent post regarding Audio-books. Secretly, I’m cleaning out my email box and wanted to post these details so I can delete an old message.
I’ve got a situation with one of my titles that isn’t unique, but isn’t the norm, either. I have a novelette title that is part of a contest over at Freeditorial and the contest rules gives the contest website exclusivity for ebook distribution for the next year+ although I retain all other rights and I thought it would translate well into an audible title. It’s too short for a print version and I cannot do an ebook version. How can I go about creating this? I couldn’t find anything on the net or on ACX.com and so I emailed customer support.
“Is it possible to add a title ONLY to ACX and not have it on Amazon/Kindle?” I explained the above in an email to support.
Long story made short, the answer is negative, ghostwriter (c’mon… I’m funny, dagnabbit). Here’s the only options according to ACX:
I understand that you would like to know if you can publish an audiobook that is not listed as a print or Kindle book on Amazon.com. I can certainly assist with that. In order for a title to be considered for this program, it must first be listed on Amazon.com in paperback, hardcover or e-book format. If you intend to upload the audio yourself, the title can alternatively be available in the Amazon Book Store as an Audio CD.
It’s good to know that the last option is a possibility. It’s not something I’m going to do (I’d do an anthology, first) but it’s nice to have the info on how ACX works and how their model is really a kind of “piggyback” or add-on to their primary selling tool which is amazon.com. Live and learn!


August 23, 2016
Blog To Read
So, instead of recommending a book or pushing a free book, I thought I’d push out a cool blog post from a minister friend who drew heavily on my book Why Your Pastor Left for his sermon. You can check it out here:
http://matthewemorgan.com/pastoral_transition/
Matt is a friend of mine who is also an author. I’m currently about half-way through his novel, Shadowlight. I expect that I’ll have a review up for that in a week or two.


August 22, 2016
State of Writing
Success! I hit all my marks. I’m going to bed, though (you didn’t think I write these posts the same day I publish them, did you?) I quite honestly didn’t feel it this week and didn’t think I’d make my goals. I literally sat on a lawn chair in a parking lot under a tarp in the rain in order to hit my writing marks–these stories aren’t just going to tell themselves!
I’m only 7 pages from completing John in the John… don’t think I’m going to surrender to temptation and just power through it, tempting as that sounds. For this coming week I want to get in another chapter on Fear in a Land Without Shadows (I’m in the home stretch on it) and one or two devos for JitJ but I’m not setting any goals this week–I’ll have settle for whatever I can muster. My laptop has been falling apart on me (keys sticky or frequently double clicking, etc.) and finally my touchpad-mouse’s left click button stopped working. I finally broke down and purchased a new one but it may take me all week to transfer my files, etc. I hate when things break down.


August 17, 2016
Frequent Question #2 How do I get my book on Audible?
Here’s another one I have heard quite a few times. A lot of newer authors, or those who just don’t know, think that being on Audible or having an audiobook is a huge hassle or is very expensive… while it can be the case—it doesn’t need to be.
If you have the right skillset or a little guidance you can take your published work and have it put into print in paperback for absolutely no cost. You can also have it converted for absolutely NOTHING into a Kindle ebook (and it will be available also on nook, kobo, apple, etc.) Finally, an option exists to do the same for an audiobook. You might think that you must own some high-end audio recording equipment to do it for free—THAT IS NOT THE CASE!
I’ll level with you early. I do have some recording equipment and all the software necessary as part of my music-making days. That is something necessary for an audio producer: the person who records, mixes, masters, and encodes the sound files necessary for your ebook: they essentially transcribe your written piece into audio. That person can be you if you desired (and had the equipment and skillset) but it doesn’t have to be to have your audio book made at no cost.
So here’s how it works: once your book is listed on Amazon.com (I prefer to use Createspace so I have complete control over the product) click the “make ebook” tab in the production guide for your book—this will send your files to Kindle. Many users of ebooks find audiobooks directly through the books they’ve downloaded, so don’t skip that step (if your goal was to get read, this opens many doors). Once that is done, go to the site where audiobooks are made: acx.com… it stands for Audible Creation eXchange.
The trick is to understand that you can opt for a commission split with a recording engineer giving him or her a vested interest in your audiobooks. This allows them, without any pay upfront, to create your audiobook and receive 50% of your earned royalties on the book’s audio format (only the audio—which they will pour many hours of skilled labor into.)
Here’s how it works:
Audible.com will host your files and do the listing/distribution of the files. They get their cut off the top and earn a whopping 60% of the royalties (I know! That’s a lot—but it’s their game. You can either take your ball and go home, or let them help you sell your stories—and remember, you don’t have to put any effort into your audiobook once you find an audio producer.
Select the commission split option and follow the guide (tell them what you’re looking for in a voice and copy/paste a script for narration which the engineers will read as an audition.
Pick the one you like best, and then let them do the work! This does take some time, but it’s all labor that you won’t have to do.
The main thing you would need to do is just watch the sales through the tracking console (it’s the same kind of format as amazon/createspace and Kindle… the only difference is that it doesn’t tell you immediately what your earnings are because of their sliding scale (as a service, Audible has three different rates which they pay out at depending on the buyer’s subscription rate or if they aren’t a subscribing customer.)
Here’s a great article which lists a few details I didn’t go into (like profit rates, how amazon decides to price your audiobook, etc.)
http://authormarketinginstitute.com/how-acx-earnings-work/


August 16, 2016
Free Fiction Tuesday Triple Shot!
I’ve got a few new things in the works that will be coming out very soon! The Kakos Realm: Grinden Proselyte (book 1) should be coming out next week–got the edits all done over the weekend after my line editor got done with it and I had a chance to look over the galley and make some format/cover alterations. Wolf of the Tesseract is available now on ebook and should be out on audio in a couple weeks. It’s been a busy year… in the above photo, four of those five books came out this year! I’ll have completed another nonfiction book and a new novel by years end bringing my count up to 3 books this year! I also decided, after taking a new look at an old 45k word Paranormal YA book I wrote eight years ago that I might do some heavy rewriting on it–I’ve always liked the concept, so I might as well rework the subpar execution and push it out for free on Wattpad, where YA rules all like the One Ring.
I’ve got two giveaways for free stuff going on right now! Get a FREE paperback copy of Wolf of the Tesseract over at my Goodreads contest. Also, you can get your FREE audiobook copy of Dekker’s Dozen: The Last Watchmen at my facebook author page!
If you want a free story right now, check out the piece below!
“God owes me a 1936 Harley Davidson Knucklehead!” It’s what drives Burn–Bernard Crowley. With that one statement, he can easily justify every evil act he’s ever committed as he’s crisscrossed the country on two roaring wheels. While heading west through New Mexico, his mirror showed a mammoth of a man riding an old Ironhead and coming up fast. Shirtless, tan, and blonde, Burn mentally identified him as Thor, at least until they could pull off for gas or a drink at some biker dive. He might not have been the son of a god, but the tall blonde claimed to be a guardian angel on a critical mission–one in which Burn played an important role and forces the jaded biker to confront his past demons.

