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March 9, 2016

Failure to Say No

Roaches were not enough to satisfy Twin A on the pet front, and Twin A has not, as I had hoped, forgotten about the bearded dragon. He burst into my office bouncing with excitement that a huge reptile expo was coming to town. Not our town, exactly, but a few towns away, and there were […]


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Published on March 09, 2016 21:01

March 3, 2016

New Pets

After a handful of happy weeks, the chameleon started to look sickly. We took him to a vet specialising in reptiles, who said perhaps he needed some iron, and prescribed liquid iron. Twin A went to his father’s for the weekend and left me in charge of the sickly chameleon, who started looking worse and […]


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Published on March 03, 2016 21:01

February 25, 2016

In Search of Miracle Cures

The Eldest Daughter came home from University asking if I had read the email she sent about a miraculous piercing that prevents migraines. It’s called a Daith piercing, and goes through the cartilage of the ear, at an acupressure point. A quick visit to Dr Google found many, many people who reported it had stopped […]


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Published on February 25, 2016 21:01

February 18, 2016

What Makes Women Happy?

Someone said there were certain things all adult women need in order to be happy. These things appear to be (in no particular order): casseroles, fresh flowers, white wine, terrariums, mason jars, clear complexions, an ottoman, a lemonade pitcher and a man. I have been thinking hard about this somewhat obscure list. Some of the […]


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Published on February 18, 2016 21:01

January 14, 2016

I used to love a good party

I used to love a good party. Any excuse to get dressed up, slip on the high heels, and spend the evening meeting interesting new people. Who knew what might happen! Who knew what friends would be made! This week I have not shown up to one party, cancelled another, and cancelled drinks with a […]


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Published on January 14, 2016 14:26

December 10, 2015

Cycling adventures this week in The Lady magazine

The other day I found myself crawling slowly along the road while clusters of MAMILS – Middle-Aged Men In Lycra – cycled along the bike path two and three abreast, as I grimaced and swore at them from the quiet and safety of my car. Where did these men come from? I understand that something […]


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Published on December 10, 2015 09:01

November 30, 2015

Why Are The Portions SO DAMN BIG?

I had breakfast this morning with Funny Girl. We went, as we always do, to the local diner, and we spent much of our two-hour breakfast, as we always do, discussing our problems with food and what we look like. Funny Girl orders, as she always does, a plate of fruit, one toasted English muffin, […]


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Published on November 30, 2015 08:18

Who Cares What They Think

A while ago, a friend of mine lost a child in a terrible and tragic way. She began to knit things for the people she loves. In the thick of her grief, her friends would go to the mailbox and find an envelope stuffed with colorful hand-knitted items, with grief, and loss and love winding […]


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Published on November 30, 2015 08:17

November 22, 2015

Sunset. NO F#CKING FILTER!!!!

Sunset. NO F#CKING FILTER!!!!


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Published on November 22, 2015 08:37

November 21, 2015

Gorgeous cauliflower outtake from the cookbook, on its way to us now! Regram from the genius @foodphotographer

Gorgeous cauliflower outtake from the cookbook, on its way to us now! Regram from the genius @foodphotographer


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Published on November 21, 2015 12:42