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November 16, 2009

T-Shirt Of The Week #004: SPACE BASTARD

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I've said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website...

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Published on November 16, 2009 08:32

Station Ident: This Is Monday

I've had the throwing-up-and-falling-over virus since Friday morning. Broadcasting may be bitty, because I'm still doing the falling-over part from time to time.


This is Warren Ellis dot com. Good morning.


And this is the brilliant Ellen Rogers:


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Published on November 16, 2009 05:49

November 15, 2009

And So Goodnight

As I can feel unconsciousness coming on, I leave you with this:


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Photo: Tazlimur
Costume, Hair/make-up: Jessica Rowell
Model: Zoetica Ebb
Couch courtesy of Allan Amato

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Published on November 15, 2009 15:42

Moon Wiring Club: INFORMATION SERVICES

I love Moon Wiring Club. And not just because I got their new record this weekend, which I am going to play tonight because I've been sick and/or unconscious with some weird bug since Friday morning. Oh no. (What if it cured me?) No, I love them because they do things like this, too:

In 1982, Gelographic RadioTelevision co-broadcast a test transmission for the tentative BBC5 channel.

Although the station idents were deemed a massive success, sadly the only known survivors of this viewing...

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Published on November 15, 2009 13:09

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Help Phoenix Marie
"We are raising funds to get urgently needed medical treatment for our beloved friend, Phoenix Marie. She has been battling a life-threatening progressive heart valve disease since 2006, when she had her first heart failure and near death experience. With no insurance to cover her, Phoenix sold almost all of her valuable belongings and clothing and did eBay sales for half a year in order to see a specialist and receive the tests and costly x-rays needed to diagnose her...
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Published on November 15, 2009 13:00

Apple Files Patent On Evil

Apple has filed for patent on a technology they call an "enforcement routine," that'll display ads on pretty much any device with a screen and demand that you view them — or else you don't get your device back:

Its distinctive feature is a design that doesn't simply invite a user to pay attention to an ad — it also compels attention. The technology can freeze the device until the user clicks a button or answers a test question to demonstrate that he or she has dutifully noticed the commercial...

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Published on November 15, 2009 10:23

November 14, 2009

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BBC NEWS | World | Europe | 'Body sold' to Russia kebab shop
"Police in Russia have arrested three homeless men suspected of killing a man, eating part of the body and selling other parts to a kebab shop"
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Published on November 14, 2009 15:00

November 12, 2009

Conan! What Is Best In Life?

"DAY-GLO HUMAN UDDERS!"


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(I feel I must point out that these are really not what are best in life, and that Molly Crabapple should be arrested and probably waterboarded for making me look at this.)


(And also this.)


(Cowgirls. Honestly.)

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Published on November 12, 2009 16:43

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"Here's a sneak peek at the new cover for Constellation's Sag/Cap issue out at the end of the month featuring Dame Darcy, Peter James from "Some Secret Place", Pluto in Cap, Travelmania, gorgeous photographs by Christina Labey, & horoscopes based on your inner animus. issue will be available at the end of the month."
(tags:peopleiknow magazine design covers )Holy water dispenser combats spread of swine flu - Telegraph
"…a churchgoer waves his or her hand under a sensor and the machine spurts...
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Published on November 12, 2009 14:00

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