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February 24, 2015
On All My Fanfics (Part III)
All good things must come to an end. ��This is the final post in my three-part series that discusses all of my Jimmy Neutron fanfiction stories. ��I have to warn you all, there’s about to be a huge tonal shift in this last post. Even bigger than when Hooky��shifted from romantic comedy to a war … Continue reading On All My Fanfics (Part III)
February 23, 2015
On All My Fanfics (Part II)
I’m back, and I’m delving into my next set of fanfiction stories. ��I brought alcohol this time. It’s the only way I’m getting through this. In case you missed it, I’m going through all my Jimmy Neutron fanfics in chronological order. ��I went through my first twelve stories last time, and I want to get … Continue reading On All My Fanfics (Part II)
On All My Fanfics (Part I)
You know that old adage, “Write for you, not for anyone else?” Well this post��is taking that concept and ramping it up to 11. ��I’ve written before, numerous times, about how much Jimmy Neutron means to me and why I began my writing career with dozens of Jimmy Neutron fanfiction stories. ��I’ve hinted at my … Continue reading On All My Fanfics (Part I)
February 20, 2015
On Bob’s Burgers
I was lucky enough to start watching Bob’s Burgers when it started airing, all the way back on January 9, 2011. ��I came into my dad’s��living room to watch Family Guy, and the last few minutes of the pilot episode of Bob’s Burgers was airing. ��I watched these final moments, where a despondent father was … Continue reading On Bob’s Burgers
February 18, 2015
On Student Debt
NOTE: Similar to my last serious post about vaccines, I’ve taken care to put in a lot of reliable sources into this post. ��I encourage people to check my sources and let me know if I’ve made any errors.�� Last summer, my girlfriend Louise and I were out at some store (or was it the … Continue reading On Student Debt
February 16, 2015
On Blink-182
Growing up, I never had a lot��in common with my dad. ��That’s not to say that we didn’t love each other or have a ton of great memories together; it’s just that we’re very different people. ��He always hated school��and couldn’t wait to graduate,��whereas I’m twenty-four and still going to��college.�� He loves sports; I can … Continue reading On Blink-182
February 15, 2015
On Spay & Neuter Day
My Soft Tissue Surgery rotation is done. ��It’s been a rough, long, but exciting 3 weeks, but it’s all behind me now. ��That means I should have more time to write since my next rotation is capped at 40 hours per week. ��I thought I’d celebrate this new found temporal wealth by writing about my … Continue reading On Spay & Neuter Day
February 14, 2015
On Long Distance Relationships
Seeing that it’s Valentine’s Day, today’s post will focus on love. ��More specifically, on long distance relationships. ��My girlfriend Louise and I will share our seventh anniversary next month,��and we’ve spent the past three years over 700 miles apart. ��I’ve gotten to come home for summer and Christmas, but for over 7 months out of … Continue reading On Long Distance Relationships
February 7, 2015
On Getting My Stuff Together
I’m tired. Something sarcastic…The Happening’s bad…meh. More specifically, I’m tired of working 55 hour weeks in the hospital, knowing that I have a ton of other stuff to do, and having no energy to do all of it. ��When I get home between 6 and 7 at night on weekdays, I just want to screw … Continue reading On Getting My Stuff Together
February 3, 2015
On Vaccines
Like most people, I’ve heard of the recent Disneyland measles outbreak and the anti-vaccination movement. ��I’m usually frustrated when I read about how people are refusing to vaccinate their children, but last night I got furious. ��That’s because I learnt about a board-certified cardiologist from Arizona called Dr. Jack Wolfson. This guy is an asshole. … Continue reading On Vaccines
