Euftis Emery's Blog, page 3
May 16, 2018
Grass, Ass or Cash...No One Rides for Free!
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April 11, 2018
FuckedByADream
Papi,
I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend stopped by without calling. He knocked on the door
and I looked through the peep hole after just getting out of the shower. I asked him what
he wanted he said that he had my money for cell phone charges he owed me and that he
wanted his stuff.
I told him to wait because I wasn't dressed, and he said it was never a problem b4 unless
I had company! LOL!
So, I just opened the door with a towel wrapped around me. I said you just want to see me naked and smiled at him. He didn't get the joke I guess or wasn't paying attention. He just stared, and I said excuse me while I get dressed and walked away.
Read it here: http://euftis.com/advice/fuckedbyadream/
I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend stopped by without calling. He knocked on the door
and I looked through the peep hole after just getting out of the shower. I asked him what
he wanted he said that he had my money for cell phone charges he owed me and that he
wanted his stuff.
I told him to wait because I wasn't dressed, and he said it was never a problem b4 unless
I had company! LOL!
So, I just opened the door with a towel wrapped around me. I said you just want to see me naked and smiled at him. He didn't get the joke I guess or wasn't paying attention. He just stared, and I said excuse me while I get dressed and walked away.
Read it here: http://euftis.com/advice/fuckedbyadream/
March 12, 2018
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January 3, 2018
WHO TOOK THE BLACK MAN OUT OF ROMANCE?
If you have a question for me, hit me up at euftis_emery@yahoo.com.
Question: Who took the black MAN out of RoMANce?
My best friend and I were talking on the phone last night. We were discussing that movie "Something New" with Sanaa Lathan and all the good reviews it received.
She also brought up a good point, white men know how to romance a woman and black men don't.
We started comparing notes and they started coming together.
White men know how to go out on dates and actually not want anything but a kiss in return.
Black men pay for your dinner and want some ass in return to compensate.
White men open doors, compliment you, and treat you like a precious jewel.
Black men let you fend for yourself and call it "…being independent".
White men will wait until you are ready to be intimate, so they can plan everything perfectly.
Black men would screw you in the back of their car if you let them, if you won't they get mad and never call again.
Have black men gotten so bad that they just don't care about making a woman fell like the Nubian queens that we are?
Or have black women made such a bad reputation for themselves that black men feel like they can treat us any kind of way? What do you think?
DarkNLovely
Read my reply here: http://euftis.com/advice/who_took_the...
Question: Who took the black MAN out of RoMANce?
My best friend and I were talking on the phone last night. We were discussing that movie "Something New" with Sanaa Lathan and all the good reviews it received.
She also brought up a good point, white men know how to romance a woman and black men don't.
We started comparing notes and they started coming together.
White men know how to go out on dates and actually not want anything but a kiss in return.
Black men pay for your dinner and want some ass in return to compensate.
White men open doors, compliment you, and treat you like a precious jewel.
Black men let you fend for yourself and call it "…being independent".
White men will wait until you are ready to be intimate, so they can plan everything perfectly.
Black men would screw you in the back of their car if you let them, if you won't they get mad and never call again.
Have black men gotten so bad that they just don't care about making a woman fell like the Nubian queens that we are?
Or have black women made such a bad reputation for themselves that black men feel like they can treat us any kind of way? What do you think?
DarkNLovely
Read my reply here: http://euftis.com/advice/who_took_the...
December 6, 2017
Wanna be a Daddy
If you have a question for me send me an email with "Daddy" or sum derivation to euftis_emery@yahoo.com
My wife and I separated and will be filing for divorce. In hindsight we were both unhappy and did not care enough about each other to communicate our feelings.
At the end of our relationship we barely spoke to each other let alone had sex. We were like roommates.
Euftis, you have offered me advice before and once again I am in need of some strong words of wisdom.
In the relationship we barely spoke to each other let alone had sex. We were like roommates.
She recognized the end but I being competitive by nature wanted to fix this dysfunctional relationship because I didn’t want to be 0 for 2 ( 2 marriages,2 divorces ). During this period of possible restoration I feel like I came off as a SIMP.
In reviewing text messages she one worded all my paragraph long statements.
I also tried to be the good guy and tried to convince her to go to counseling. I was getting advice from a counselor at my church but much of the advice had me coming off as soft. I need to know how to navigate myself during this time of transition.
Read the rest here:
http://euftis.com/advice/wanna_be_a_d...
My wife and I separated and will be filing for divorce. In hindsight we were both unhappy and did not care enough about each other to communicate our feelings.
At the end of our relationship we barely spoke to each other let alone had sex. We were like roommates.
Euftis, you have offered me advice before and once again I am in need of some strong words of wisdom.
In the relationship we barely spoke to each other let alone had sex. We were like roommates.
She recognized the end but I being competitive by nature wanted to fix this dysfunctional relationship because I didn’t want to be 0 for 2 ( 2 marriages,2 divorces ). During this period of possible restoration I feel like I came off as a SIMP.
In reviewing text messages she one worded all my paragraph long statements.
I also tried to be the good guy and tried to convince her to go to counseling. I was getting advice from a counselor at my church but much of the advice had me coming off as soft. I need to know how to navigate myself during this time of transition.
Read the rest here:
http://euftis.com/advice/wanna_be_a_d...
November 7, 2016
The science behind Coogi
"Livin' better now... Coogi sweater now...," is one of my favorite rap riffs of all time and a reflection of where I now see myself in life.
In the past, I would visit the Coogi website weekly and salivate over the line of limited edition clothing that changed every quarter.
I would mentally file away all the items that I wanted but couldn't afford. That is until now.
Currently, I have over two hundred Coogi items that I floss year round.
"Liven' better now... Coogi sweater now..."
Although, I collect Coogi dress shirts, jeans and jackets, the sweaters are what I covet most.
When fashion-challanged individuals gawk at a Coogi sweater they are over-whelmed with the swirling colors and wonder why someone would wear on.
However, when I look at a Coogi sweater I see a work of art.
I've always been fascinated with art in its various forms and feel that clothing that mixes art with wearability is the ultimate expression of artistic expression.
This article expands on hazem the architect behind the science of the complex patterns that make the brand of Coogi recognizable on sight.
Read more here:
http://euftis.com/pfl_style/the_scien...
In the past, I would visit the Coogi website weekly and salivate over the line of limited edition clothing that changed every quarter.
I would mentally file away all the items that I wanted but couldn't afford. That is until now.
Currently, I have over two hundred Coogi items that I floss year round.
"Liven' better now... Coogi sweater now..."
Although, I collect Coogi dress shirts, jeans and jackets, the sweaters are what I covet most.
When fashion-challanged individuals gawk at a Coogi sweater they are over-whelmed with the swirling colors and wonder why someone would wear on.
However, when I look at a Coogi sweater I see a work of art.
I've always been fascinated with art in its various forms and feel that clothing that mixes art with wearability is the ultimate expression of artistic expression.
This article expands on hazem the architect behind the science of the complex patterns that make the brand of Coogi recognizable on sight.
Read more here:
http://euftis.com/pfl_style/the_scien...
