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August 3, 2025
Summary of Grass, Ass or Cash...No One Rides for Free! by Euftis Emery
Kindle : https://amzn.to/3UK3lVE
Softcover : https://amzn.to/4mpo3WM
A bold remix. A rawer voice. A hotter hustle.
From the author of Off the Chain and Church Girls Are Easy comes an unfiltered, erotic novella that pulls no punches. Grass, Ass, or Cash… No One Rides for Free is a remix and expansion of one of Euftis Emery’s most talked-about short stories—now fully loaded with more fire, more detail, and more drama.
Set in the late 1980s at Howard University, this story follows a savvy computer lab assistant who’s mastered the art of the exchange: programming help for grades, secrets, and often, sensual favors. Through a lens of sharp humor and explicit realism, Emery captures the underground economy of intellect, lust, and survival among young, brilliant, and flawed students trying to make it through school—and life.
Told in Emery’s signature style—blunt, provocative, and unmistakably street—this book is for readers who want their stories messy, sexy, and unapologetically real. It’s not just about sex; it’s about the psychology of the hustle, the power dynamics of desire, and the codes people live by when the rules don't serve them.
Softcover : https://amzn.to/4mpo3WM
A bold remix. A rawer voice. A hotter hustle.
From the author of Off the Chain and Church Girls Are Easy comes an unfiltered, erotic novella that pulls no punches. Grass, Ass, or Cash… No One Rides for Free is a remix and expansion of one of Euftis Emery’s most talked-about short stories—now fully loaded with more fire, more detail, and more drama.
Set in the late 1980s at Howard University, this story follows a savvy computer lab assistant who’s mastered the art of the exchange: programming help for grades, secrets, and often, sensual favors. Through a lens of sharp humor and explicit realism, Emery captures the underground economy of intellect, lust, and survival among young, brilliant, and flawed students trying to make it through school—and life.
Told in Emery’s signature style—blunt, provocative, and unmistakably street—this book is for readers who want their stories messy, sexy, and unapologetically real. It’s not just about sex; it’s about the psychology of the hustle, the power dynamics of desire, and the codes people live by when the rules don't serve them.
May 10, 2025
May 6, 2025
Audio book Excerpt for Grass, Ass or Cash...No One Rides for Free!
Click the following link to watch the review:
https://youtu.be/jKIo3_4eIMs
Step into the unapologetically raw and provocative world of Euftis Emery with Grass, Ass, or Cash… No One Rides for Free. This extended novella delivers a bold remix of a fan-favorite story from Emery’s earlier work, Off the Chain, now expanded with new heat, deeper grit, and sharper edge.
Set on the campus of Howard University in the late '80s, the story follows a savvy Technical Assistant who knows how to hustle code, cash, and carnal pleasure in equal measure. As he navigates late-night programming labs, sexual barters, and the unspoken economy of intellect and intimacy, Emery paints a vivid, often humorous, and always unfiltered portrait of student life and street smarts colliding in a digital age before smartphones and social media.
Told in Emery’s signature voice—blunt, wickedly witty, and erotically charged—this story doesn’t pull punches. It's a wild ride through coded seductions, bad dick reports, and snappa-level encounters, all underlined by real talk about sex, power, and campus culture.
For readers who crave urban erotica that’s brutally honest, laced with humor, and charged with heat, Grass, Ass, or Cash is a no-holds-barred must-read. But fair warning: no one rides for free.
https://youtu.be/jKIo3_4eIMs
Step into the unapologetically raw and provocative world of Euftis Emery with Grass, Ass, or Cash… No One Rides for Free. This extended novella delivers a bold remix of a fan-favorite story from Emery’s earlier work, Off the Chain, now expanded with new heat, deeper grit, and sharper edge.
Set on the campus of Howard University in the late '80s, the story follows a savvy Technical Assistant who knows how to hustle code, cash, and carnal pleasure in equal measure. As he navigates late-night programming labs, sexual barters, and the unspoken economy of intellect and intimacy, Emery paints a vivid, often humorous, and always unfiltered portrait of student life and street smarts colliding in a digital age before smartphones and social media.
Told in Emery’s signature voice—blunt, wickedly witty, and erotically charged—this story doesn’t pull punches. It's a wild ride through coded seductions, bad dick reports, and snappa-level encounters, all underlined by real talk about sex, power, and campus culture.
For readers who crave urban erotica that’s brutally honest, laced with humor, and charged with heat, Grass, Ass, or Cash is a no-holds-barred must-read. But fair warning: no one rides for free.
February 16, 2019
Keisha (Preview)
Get it now at @ Amazon, AppleBooks, Barnes and Nobles, Kobo, GooglePlay, and Lulu.com (Paperback).
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February 11, 2019
Keisha now Available!
Get it @ Amazon, Barnes and Nobles, Apple Books, Google Books, Kobo.
Get the softcover edition at
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Get the softcover edition at
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August 13, 2018
Shy of slutting in front of her man
If you have a question for me send an email with Daddy or some derivation there of to euftis_emery@yahoo.com.
Dear Daddy, I have a problem that is a little unusual. I have a gentleman friend that I have been seeing for about 6 years. Our relationship is not exclusive, and a few months ago he started talking about his fantasies and all the things he wanted to do, but had never done. Hey, I am up for almost anything, but some of his fantasies are things I am just not into.
So, I suggested that we go to a swingers club together. I had been to one, and knew that there were people there that are into some of the things he wanted to try. He didn't like the idea at first, but eventually went with me. He absolutely loved it and wants to go all the time now.
The problem is, all he does is watch me! When I go to a swing club or party, I like to "make the rounds" and play a little with as many men as possible, and I assumed he would do the same thing, but he mostly just sits a short distance away and watches me with different men with a little smile on his face.
I let the ladies at the club know that they could drag him off and do anything they wanted with him (he is a VERY accommodating fellow). Some of them have, and he had a lot of fun with them, but if he is left on his own, he just watches me. He seems to have fun, but I would like to encourage him to go out and try all the things he talked about wanting to do. How can I do that?
Cat
Read my advice here:
http://euftis.com/advice/shy_of_slutt...
Dear Daddy, I have a problem that is a little unusual. I have a gentleman friend that I have been seeing for about 6 years. Our relationship is not exclusive, and a few months ago he started talking about his fantasies and all the things he wanted to do, but had never done. Hey, I am up for almost anything, but some of his fantasies are things I am just not into.
So, I suggested that we go to a swingers club together. I had been to one, and knew that there were people there that are into some of the things he wanted to try. He didn't like the idea at first, but eventually went with me. He absolutely loved it and wants to go all the time now.
The problem is, all he does is watch me! When I go to a swing club or party, I like to "make the rounds" and play a little with as many men as possible, and I assumed he would do the same thing, but he mostly just sits a short distance away and watches me with different men with a little smile on his face.
I let the ladies at the club know that they could drag him off and do anything they wanted with him (he is a VERY accommodating fellow). Some of them have, and he had a lot of fun with them, but if he is left on his own, he just watches me. He seems to have fun, but I would like to encourage him to go out and try all the things he talked about wanting to do. How can I do that?
Cat
Read my advice here:
http://euftis.com/advice/shy_of_slutt...
May 16, 2018
Grass, Ass or Cash...No One Rides for Free!
My new #audiobook now available at downpour.com, hoopla.com, and audiobooks.com #books #ebooks #erotica
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...
April 11, 2018
FuckedByADream
Papi,
I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend stopped by without calling. He knocked on the door
and I looked through the peep hole after just getting out of the shower. I asked him what
he wanted he said that he had my money for cell phone charges he owed me and that he
wanted his stuff.
I told him to wait because I wasn't dressed, and he said it was never a problem b4 unless
I had company! LOL!
So, I just opened the door with a towel wrapped around me. I said you just want to see me naked and smiled at him. He didn't get the joke I guess or wasn't paying attention. He just stared, and I said excuse me while I get dressed and walked away.
Read it here: http://euftis.com/advice/fuckedbyadream/
I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend stopped by without calling. He knocked on the door
and I looked through the peep hole after just getting out of the shower. I asked him what
he wanted he said that he had my money for cell phone charges he owed me and that he
wanted his stuff.
I told him to wait because I wasn't dressed, and he said it was never a problem b4 unless
I had company! LOL!
So, I just opened the door with a towel wrapped around me. I said you just want to see me naked and smiled at him. He didn't get the joke I guess or wasn't paying attention. He just stared, and I said excuse me while I get dressed and walked away.
Read it here: http://euftis.com/advice/fuckedbyadream/
