S.G. Croup's Blog, page 166
September 28, 2015
hello yes i am an anon and you don't know me in real life at all -wink wonk- and im thirsty as hell even if i don't know how you actually look like or i actually know you irl, please pay attention to me??? wtf also assuming you are into answering rude and
Thank you for this piece of satire, anon haha
hello yes i am an anon and you don't know me in real life at all -wink wonk- and im thirsty as hell even if i don't know how you actually look like or i actually know you irl, please pay attention to me??? wtf also assuming you are into answering rude and
Thank you for this piece of satire, anon haha
September 27, 2015
Nado, Onyx, Bruce.
I keep trying to think and reply to this seriously, but each time I do Inorog comes over to shake me and says, “OBVIOUSLY the FIEND must DIE!!! :< :
Bruce obviously is a fuck. Make that butcher mooooo all night.
And so that leaves…
…
Dammit Onyx, you sent this ask just to trick me into marrying you, didn’t you.
Kilowog, Broadway, Senkyokumaru
Marry Broadway, the big sweetie. I’d learn how to cook for him. Or at least try!
Kilowog gets fucked. AND WHAT A FUCK IT WOULD BE. Definitely a night for the GL drill sarge to remember.
Senkyukumaru dies. Sorry, guy! I love your design but your game doesn’t look very fun.
Chris Redfield, Solid Snake, Asuma.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Three bara standbys. Three buff hunks of grizzled manliness.
Asuma gets married because he was the star of the first bara manga I ever read, ‘A Natural Talent’ by Takeshi Matsu. And Solid Snake gets laid because skintight outfit and amazing ass.
Chris Redfield gets eaten by depraved cum-guzzling zombies! Sorry, Chris.
Donald Trump, Rick Santorum, Rand Paul
Kill them all.
Argus, Slake and The Conquerer (any names, right? So there ya go)
HOW DARE YOU SIR.
No! No, I’m not answering this. How dare you. How very dare you.
But I am marrying Argus. Okay? Okay. No one else can have him. (sorry Renley)
I’m not killing Slake or Conquer, so they’ll both have just to fuck. Each other. :U
iron tager, gigas and potemkin (similar body type bros)
The only game of those I have any real interest in is Tekken, so Gigas gets married. (dat beautiful red ass
Iron Tager and Potemkin can fight it out to see who dies and who just gets fucked. ._.
FMK: Iron Bull, Goliath (Gargoyles), Goku,
Iron Bull is a beefcake sweetheart who takes care of his guys and is also hella kinky. Definitely marriage material. Goliath’s got a lot going for him too.He’s a noble warrior with a code of honor and really nice arms. But there’s no way in hell I’m getting between him and Elisa other than for a one night stand.
Goku dies, but we can just wish him back with the dragon balls.
