Look, it was not my idea to put my photo on the cover of my book. It's just that the alternate would have been a picture of some other chick, and guess what? She didn't write MY book. She didn't go crazy and depressed and ruin her marriage and her children's lives and fake a different identity for six months. So why should she get to be on the cover of my book? She shouldn't, right? Exactly.
So here it goes. Tell me what you think in the comments. Oh, and big props to Tyler Kapper for making me somehow look pretty and crazy at the same time.