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Lookalikes! Porn Star, Ron Jeremy, and Supernanny, Jo Frost!

This is a really short blog to tell you that I think that Ron Jeremy, famous, now fat and old, porn star, looks like Britain's favourite TV Supernanny, Jo Frost.  If you don't believe me:
 
To quote the missus. "Seeeeee. I told you so."
 
Anyone who doesn't agree! BRING IT ON!
Jacko
p.s. Anyone got any good lookalikes that other [...:]

You call it "Marriage" but I call it "Slasher Horror Killfest"

I've been watching horror films ever since I was a kid. I used to love mindless slasher flicks. You know the ones. A beautiful group of late-teens embark on an adventure of fun and frivolity. They laugh, they cry, they screw, before they are massacred by a really angry man, one-by-one, until the pretty one remains, who manages to [...:]

If I Were A Rich Man

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
What a song, ey?
Fiddler on the roof, "If I Were A Rich Man."  If I were a rich man, I'd be singing "Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum", pretty much 24/7.
What I would not be singing is:
I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys [...:]

Jacko’s First Ever Book Signing

August 23rd saw my first ever book signing in Borders, Gateshead. Book signing, huh? It took a while for it to sink in that I was actually going to do one. Those who have the displeasure of being one of … Continue reading →

Jacko's First Ever Book Signing

August 23rd saw my first ever book signing in Borders, Gateshead. Book signing, huh? It took a while for it to sink in that I was actually going to do one. Those who have the displeasure of being one of my buddies will know that I started writing to stop playing Playstation. I was putting [...:]

BE A DRUNK, BE A WINNER!

Time for a competition, ladies and gents. This is your chance to win an autographed copy of 'The Great Right Hope', published by LL-Publications and also available on Amazon.
This competition is based on the wickedness of alcohol. We all like a drink, from time to time, don't we? Now and then, there's nothing wrong with a [...:]

TRAINHOP

I've been asked a lot recently, "What is Trainhop?" and it is time for me to explain.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO TRAINHOP!
Trainhop is a very simple concept: Biannually, once in summer, once in winter, a group of men (only men!) turn up at a chosen station, on a chosen day, at 11A.M.  They then travel on a random train [...:]

Jim Brown, The Man From LL-Publications, Publisher of The Great Right Hope

MJ: A big hello to Jim Brown, head honcho at LL-Publications, publisher of The Great Right Hope.  Glad to have you here, Jim.
JB: Great to be here! Actually, I half expected Sid to make an appearance. How is the Man of the North doing?
MJ: Sid is battling his way through the sequel, right now.  He'd be [...:]

Tresart L. Sioux: Author, Artist and Much, Much More!

Hey Tre, thanks for stopping by.  Tell us a bit about yourself?
Well, what do you want to know? LOL!

Everything!
I grew up on a farm in Texas and then went on to live in Minnesota, North Carolina and New Jersey. I’m now back in North Carolina, which I love!
 
I’ve always enjoyed art and writing. My friends [...:]

MANRAGE!

Manrage (noun).  Definition:  Irrational anger, resulting in damage to one’s self, possessions, surroundings or dignity.  Manrage is induced by testosterone, alcohol, clumsiness, stupidity, or a combination of all four. Manrage only results in amusing anecdotes.  Manrage does not cause pensioners to be kicked half to death for cutting people up on roundabouts. That is caused by pricks.
MANRAGE.  We [...:]