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November 10, 2020

Fiction Reading: I Decline


You can read the story at Daily Science Fiction.

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Published on November 10, 2020 08:54

November 2, 2020

Fiction Reading: The Silent Familiar


Was thinking about Halloween and ended up taping this story.

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Published on November 02, 2020 18:47

October 29, 2020

Rambo Academy Campus Calendar for November

November’s a lighter month than most, because I’m taking a two week vacation for my birthday. I’ve tried to make sure everything continues as normal for the most part during that time, which is November 2 through the 15th. Zoom links will be posted on Patreon and Discord; events are open to Patreon supporters, subscribers, and other denizens of the Chez Rambo Discord server. All times are Pacific.


Sunday, November 1

Worldbuilding as a Banquet with Fran Wilde, 9:30-11:30 AM

Unique Concepts with Henry Lien, 1-5 PM (class is full)


Monday, November 2

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

I’ve got the session set up; people should be able to join without me, but I will be double-checking to make sure it works. This is a Lord of the Flies situation; it’s up to participants to elect someone to lead check-ins, or else just all write together.

Afternoon Co-working led by Jennifer Brozek 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 3

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening Co-working led by P.J. Manney 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 4

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Afternoon Co-working led by Jennifer Brozek 1-3 PM

Writing Games and Prompts with Monica Valentinelli 4-5 PM

Bring a prompt or not, but come prepared to write!


Thursday, November 5

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Journaling and Handicrafts with Monica Valentinelli 1-2 PM

Evening Co-working led by P.J. Manney 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 6

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Clean and chat with P.J. Manney 10-11 AM

Afternoon Co-working led by Jennifer Brozek 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 7

Any events will be impromptu.


Sunday, November 8

Flash Fiction Workshop guest taught by Evan J. Peterson, 1:00-3:00 PM


Monday, November 9

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Afternoon Co-working led by Jennifer Brozek 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 10

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening Co-working led by P.J. Manney 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 11

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Afternoon Co-working led by Jennifer Brozek 1-3 PM

Writing Games and Prompts with Monica Valentinelli 4-5 PM


Thursday, November 12

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Journaling and Handicrafts with Monica Valentinelli 1-2 PM

Evening Co-working led by P.J. Manney 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 13

Morning Co-working for Feral Writers 8:30-10:30 AM

Clean and chat with P.J. Manney 10-11 AM

Afternoon Co-working led by Jennifer Brozek 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 14

Cat’s Birthday! There will be virtual cake and a chance to hang out on Zoom; link and times will be on Discord and Patreon.


Sunday, November 15

Stay the Course workshop with Evan J. Peterson. You’re halfway through the month, do you need a dose of encouragement, creativity, and enthusiasm? In this two hour workshop, Evan will help you figure out how to keep going, and how what you’ve accomplished already can be used to guide the next two weeks.


Monday, November 16

Kickoff Day for Week of Words and Thunder! During co-working, you are welcome to participate in the word sprint races. At the end of the week there will be special prizes for the top three as well as the three people who come closest to the average number of words, as well as participation prizes. You are welcome to come and do other work in order to watch what’s going on.


Words and Thunder Session #1 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 17

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30

Words and Thunder Session #2 1-3 PM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 18

Writing Games 9-10 AM

Words and Thunder Session #3 1-3 PM

Story Discussion 4-5

Cat reads with William Gibson as part of the KGB Reading series


Thursday, November 19

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30

Words and Thunder Session #4 1-3 PM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 20

Morning clean and chat 10-11 AM

Words and Thunder Session #5 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 21

Reading Like a Writer with Tracy Townsend, 9:30-11:30 AM

Hooray for Evil: Fearsome Monsters and Effective Villains with Evan J. Peterson, 1:00-3:00 PM


Sunday, November 22

In Flagrante Delicto: Writing Effective Sex Scenes with Catherine Lundoff, 9:30-11:30 AM

Moving from Idea to Finished Draft with Cat Rambo, 1:00-3:00 PM

Monday, November 23

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 24

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 25

Story discussion group 9-10

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM

Writing games 4-5 PM


Thursday, November 26

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30

Handicrafts/journaling 1-2 PM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 27

Morning clean and chat 10-11 AM

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 28

Dunking Your Reader in the Details: Toolsets for Creating Immersive Worlds with Cat Rambo, 9:30-11:30 AM


Sunday, November 29

Setting the Stakes: How to Pull the Reader (and Yourself) Through the Story with Tobias Buckell, 9:30-11:30 AM (class is full)

Diversity Plus: East Asian Storytelling Forms and Themes with Henry Lien,1:00-3:00 PM


Monday, November 30

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM

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Published on October 29, 2020 19:11

November Rambo Academy for Wayward Writer Events

November’s a lighter month than most, because I’m taking a two week vacation for my birthday. I’ve tried to make sure everything continues as normal for the most part during that time, which is November 2 through the 15th. Zoom links will be posted on Patreon and Discord; events are open to Patreon supporters, subscribers, and other denizens of the Chez Rambo Discord server. All times are Pacific.


Sunday, November 1

Worldbuilding as a Banquet with Fran Wilde, 9:30-11:30 AM

Unique Concepts with Henry Lien, 1-5 PM (class is full)


Monday, November 2

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 3

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 4

NO SHORT STORY DISCUSSION GROUP OR WRITING GAMES THIS WEEK

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Thursday, November 5

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 6

Morning clean and chat 10-11 AM

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Sunday, November 8

Flash Fiction Workshop guest taught by Evan J. Peterson, Sunday, November 8, 2020, 1:00-3:00 PM


Monday, November 9

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 10

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 11

NO SHORT STORY DISCUSSION GROUP THIS WEEK

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM

Writing Games 4-5 PM


Thursday, November 12

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 13

Morning clean and chat 10-11 AM

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 14

Cat’s Birthday! There will be virtual cake and a chance to hang out on Zoom; link and times will be on Discord and Patreon.


Sunday, November 15

Stay the Course workshop with Evan J. Peterson. You’re halfway through the month, do you need a dose of encouragement, creativity, and enthusiasm? In this two hour workshop, Evan will help you figure out how to keep going, and how what you’ve accomplished already can be used to guide the next two weeks.


Monday, November 16

Kickoff Day for Week of Words and Thunder! During co-working, you are welcome to participate in the word sprint races. At the end of the week there will be special prizes for the top three as well as the three people who come closest to the average number of words, as well as participation prizes. You are welcome to come and do other work in order to watch what’s going on.


Words and Thunder Session #1 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 17

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30

Words and Thunder Session #2 1-3 PM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 18

Writing Games 9-10 AM

Words and Thunder Session #3 1-3 PM

Story Discussion 4-5

Cat reads with William Gibson as part of the KGB Reading series


Thursday, November 19

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30

Words and Thunder Session #4 1-3 PM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 20

Morning clean and chat 10-11 AM

Words and Thunder Session #5 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 21

Reading Like a Writer with Tracy Townsend, 9:30-11:30 AM

Hooray for Evil: Fearsome Monsters and Effective Villains with Evan J. Peterson, 1:00-3:00 PM


Sunday, November 22

In Flagrante Delicto: Writing Effective Sex Scenes with Catherine Lundoff, 9:30-11:30 AM

Moving from Idea to Finished Draft with Cat Rambo, 1:00-3:00 PM

Monday, November 23

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, November 24

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, November 25

Story discussion group 9-10

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM

Writing games 4-5 PM


Thursday, November 26

Morning co-working 8:30-10:30

Handicrafts/journaling 1-2 PM

Evening co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, November 27

Morning clean and chat 10-11 AM

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM


Saturday, November 28

Dunking Your Reader in the Details: Toolsets for Creating Immersive Worlds with Cat Rambo, 9:30-11:30 AM


Sunday, November 29

Setting the Stakes: How to Pull the Reader (and Yourself) Through the Story with Tobias Buckell, 9:30-11:30 AM (class is full)

Diversity Plus: East Asian Storytelling Forms and Themes with Henry Lien,1:00-3:00 PM


Monday, November 30

Afternoon co-working 1-3 PM

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Published on October 29, 2020 19:11

Vacationing, plus Reinvented Heart Update

Mentioned this on Patreon yesterday and putting it here now. I’m taking November 2 through the 15th off and going to chillax and recuperate a bit. I’ve got that section of time blocked off in my schedule with big letters that say “DO NOT SCHEDULE” and I’ve managed (for the most part) to avoid doing so.


Here’s the anthology update so you don’t have to wade through the rest for it. Yes, the anthology is still happening, but right now I’m working to get it handed off to someone else who has more bandwidth (and organizational skills) but everything should go as planned. But I am gently easing much of it off my plate.


Why? Because I’m tired. So tired. Between teaching and Zoom sessions I haven’t had a single day where I wasn’t working in one form or another in recent months. I’ve been keeping on keeping on unrelentingly since the beginning of 2020 and I need to spend two weeks recharging after 10 months of staying cheerful and finishing two books and a bunch of stories in the face of the pandemic, dealing with the death of two close loved ones, an attempt to move to Portland that fell through, a lot of ongoing online harassment, and the general state of American politics.


There’s a section in the LotR where Bilbo talks about feeling like a pat of butter that’s been scraped over too much toast, and while I have done nothing as noble as being a Ring bearer, I do identify strongly with that physical state. My eyes are scratchy and I’ve got that rubbed-raw, sleepless feeling that comes from being in a mode that has me awake at 2 am wondering about where this world is wandering. Sometimes the urge to go lie down is overwhelming, but it’s so hard to turn the hamster wheels of my thoughts off long enough to nap. I’m more distractible and I can tell I’m missing details sometimes (more than usual, at least). Time to take a breath.


So I won’t be running the daily Zoom calls during that period, but Jennifer Brozek and P.J. Manney have kindly agreed to run some in my absence, and I’m getting a few things set up, such as a Writing Games session run by Evan J. Peterson, and a mid-November NaNoWriMo-checkin workshop. I’m not doing coaching calls and I’ve tried to book as few events as possible (though I am reading with William S. Gibson mid month!) I’ll be checking e-mail only once or twice a day. Posts have been set up and scheduled for here and Patreon. Other preparations include a lot of recent de-cluttering and cleaning; yesterday I got a lot of stuff removed from the kitchen and set up a new plant rack.


I’m going to take the wellsprings that bubble up inside me and turn them on myself for a little while, and I’m tremendously grateful to be able to do so. I have the great good luck of being naturally cheerful and pretty happy on a day to day basis. I also have the luck to be able to take two weeks off to make sure that stays the same, and one of my resolutions is to start doing this every six months, going forward.


What will I do during those couple of weeks?



Get up when I feel like it, and nap when I want to.
Lots of walking. I’m feeling out of shape, plus there will be fewer people out and about now that the weather is getting bad.
Lots of reading. I’ve got a number of books queued up for my enjoyment, and I plan to spend at least a couple hours each day reading.
Lots of writing. I’m going to try to do at least a flash story each day, but I’m going to be writing for the sake of it, rather than for a particular market or project. I’m going to include some letter writing as well.
A little bit of art. I like doing paper art and linoleum prints, so I think I’ll try to do a couple linoleum prints that might become holiday cards.
Tend my cabbages. Well, figuratively. I am a Maryland-certified Master Gardener and one thing I’ve done while staying at home is been around enough to tend my houseplants. I’ve picked up a number of tillandsia, orchides, and some fancy succulents, plus started some bonsai from seed and rescued a pitcher plant that my neglect had nearly killed. (Everyone is fine now.)
Catching up on adulting stuff, like dentist and doctor’s appointments, without worrying about having to schedule around them.

TLDR: If you don’t hear from me between Nov 2 and 15, I’m taking a break. I’m trying to clear everything away before then, and I will definitely still be checking e-mail at least once a day in case of emergencies, but overall, thanks for your patience.

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Published on October 29, 2020 09:14

October 16, 2020

Reading: Summer Night in Durham


This short urban fantasy story originally appeared in Stamps, Vamps, and Tramps, edited by Shannon Robinson. It takes place in Durham, North Carolina, and involves a tattoo artist who’s got a different purpose in mind than her latest client does. It seemed like it would be a fun Halloween story to share!


Like, subscribe, comment, and share if you like what I’m doing!

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Published on October 16, 2020 05:55

October 15, 2020

Video: Interview with Shoshana Edwards


I interviewed Shoshana Edwards, author of Death Lives in the Water: A Harper’s Landing Story from Ring of Fire Press and A Roman Wilderness of Pain. We talk about her writing, neurolinguistics, and current political rhetoric.


Shoshana Edwards was born in rural Oregon, attended Portland State University and California State University, Los Angeles. She later earned advanced degrees in English and Rhetoric. Now retired, she lives near Portland, Oregon where she continues to write.

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Published on October 15, 2020 05:55

October 14, 2020

Video: Reading Three Wishes


Here’s a reading of “Three Wishes.”

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Published on October 14, 2020 08:55

October 13, 2020

Video: Weird Classes for October

Here’s some of the weirder stuff coming up for the Rambo Academy this month:


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Published on October 13, 2020 08:16

October 8, 2020

Rambo Academy Campus Calendar for October

Thursday, October 1

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Handicrafts/Journaling 1-2 PM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, October 2

Clean and chat, 10-11 AM

Co-working 1-3 PM

Cat Reads at Cmonfluence at 2 PM

SFWA Panel 4 PM


Saturday, October 3

Power and Politics in Worldbuilding: Schemes, Factions, and Culture with Michael R. Underwood, Saturday, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.


Sunday, October 4

Get Weird! How to Make Your Fiction Original, Compelling, and Deeply Weird with Evan J. Peterson, Sunday, October 4, 2020, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.


Monday, October 5

Co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, October 6

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, October 7

Writing games 9-10 AM

Co-working 1-3 PM

Story discussion group 4-5 PM (story is “Full Chicken Richness” by Avram Davidson)


Thursday, October 8

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Handicrafts/Journaling 1-2 PM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, October 9

Clean and chat, 10-11 AM

Co-working 1-3 PM

Join Cat in another adventure with Petra Cinis on the ArvanEleron twitch channel, starting at 6 PM Pacific time!


Saturday, October 10

A Mixed Bag: Combining and Manipulating Genre Conventions with Tracy Townsend, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.

Writing Steampunk and Weird Western with Cat Rambo, 1:00-3:00 PM Pacific Time.


Sunday, October 11

Letting the I Ching Write Your Story for You with Henry Lien, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.

Writing Fight Scenes with Marie Brennan, 1:00-3:00 PM Pacific Time.


Monday, October 12

Co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, October 13

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, October 14

Story discussion group 9-10 AM (story is “The Ugly Chickens” by Howard Waldrop)

Co-working 1-3 PM

Writing games 4-5 PM


Thursday, October 15

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Handicrafts/Journaling 1-2 PM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, October 16

Clean and chat, 10-11 AM

Co-working 1-3 PM


Saturday, October 17

Queer is a Verb: Disrupting the Norm with Evan J. Peterson, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.

Literary Techniques for Speculative Fiction with Cat Rambo, 1:00-3:00 PM Pacific Time.

Cat leads a team for the Clarion West Trivia Night!


Sunday, October 18

There may be ad hoc co-writing, but it’s Wayne’s birthday, so Chez Rambo denizens are taking most of the day off.


The work week from Oct 19-23 is writing sprint challenge! Join Cat and Jennifer Brozek in an epic battle for wordcount every weekday from 1-3 PM Pacific time. There may be prizes for participants.


Monday, October 19

Wordcount challenge: 1-3 PM (You are also welcome to just co-work)


Tuesday, October 20

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Wordcount challenge: 1-3 PM (You are also welcome to just co-work)

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, October 21

Writing games 9-10 AM

Wordcount challenge: 1-3 PM (You are also welcome to just co-work)

Story discussion group 4-5 PM (story is “The Ugly Chickens” by Howard Waldrop)


Thursday, October 22

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Wordcount challenge: 1-3 PM (You are also welcome to just co-work)

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, October 23

Clean and chat, 10-11 AM

Wordcount challenge: 1-3 PM (You are also welcome to just co-work)


Saturday, October 24

Horror in Games with Monica Valentinelli, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.

Working in Other Worlds: Writing for Franchises with Jennifer Brozek, 1:00-3:00 PM Pacific Time.


Sunday, October 25

Crimson Peaks and Menacing Mansions with Catherine Lundoff, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.

Creating an Online Presence for Writers with Cat Rambo, 1:00-3:00 PM Pacific Time.


Monday, October 26

Co-working 1-3 PM


Tuesday, October 27

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Wednesday, October 28

Story discussion group 9-10 AM (story TBD)

Co-working 1-3 PM

Writing games 4-5 PM


Thursday, October 29

Co-working 8:30-10:30 AM

Handicrafts/Journaling 1-2 PM

Co-working 6:30-8:30 PM


Friday, October 30

Clean and chat, 10-11 AM

Co-working 1-3 PM


Saturday, October 31

Principles for Pantsers (Special NaNo Prep Edition!) with Cat Rambo, 9:30-11:30 AM Pacific Time.

The Algorithms of Storytelling: Design Patterns and Fiction with Cat Rambo and Wayne Rambo, 1:00-3:00 PM Pacific Time.

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Published on October 08, 2020 09:33