Jerome Segundo > Quotes

“Women are the superior gender in every measure that matters. They know it, and they need to know that you know it."

~ Dave Deng, instructing his friend Jerome Segundo on the nuances of interacting with females


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― Jerome Segundo, Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard

“The great British philosopher Thomas Crapper had a saying," said Dave. Neither Graham nor I wanted to hear it, but Dave would not be denied. "'He who farts with vigor sometimes shits his pants.'"

"First of all," said Graham, "Thomas Crapper was a plumber. Second of all, he never said that."

"Yeah, I know. I made it up," said Dave. "But it carries so much more authority coming from him.”
― Jerome Segundo, Sweet Holy Motherfucking Everloving Delusional Bastard