David Finch > Quotes

“The greatest thing a man can do for himself is to marry someone who is infinitely better than he is. And that's exactly what I did.”
― David Finch, The Journal of Best Practices: A Memoir of Marriage, Asperger Syndrom and One Man's Quest to be a Better Husband

“Promises are just breaks in the rain.

Sun comes out for a moment.
Just long enough to make you hope.

Then it always starts raining again.”
― David Finch, Batman – The Dark Knight: Golden Dawn

“I didn't want to get involved in an argument, so I lied, saying that I wasn't being crabby at all, I was just looking for a goddamn place to set the cake down in our disgusting pit of a refrigerator.”
― David Finch

“I hate unsolicited wetness.”
― David Finch