Tim Anderson > Quotes

“Turn right on here and then go straight.” “No,” Jennifer scolded. “Go forward.” Yes, go forward. Go straight and you end up at Applebee’s, probably.”
― Tim Anderson, Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

“Our hangout sessions went on for a few months until we finally just evaporated into a puff of sexless smoke in her living room, like the dry ice at a Bauhaus concert. No, that’s too sexy. Like the dry ice at a Peter Cetera concert.”
― Tim Anderson, Sweet Tooth: A Memoir

“it’s my God-given right as an American to speak my mind and fill others’ ears with my thoughts, my opinions, my innermost feelings, and my repressed childhood memories. It”
― Tim Anderson, Tune in Tokyo: The Gaijin Diaries

“gaijin, n. 1. foreigner, outsider 2. pest, big fat alien, one who must be stared at on trains”
― Tim Anderson, Tune in Tokyo: The Gaijin Diaries

“Hormones directing my thoughts, commandeering my innocent hands, and insisting that they do an odd, immoral, and exquisite thing in bed, in the dark, in the middle of the night, with a box of Kleenex handy. Worse, the hormonal urges behind this thing I was doing could best be described as “pretty damn gay.”
― Tim Anderson, Sweet Tooth: A Memoir