Christa Charter > Quotes

“Rekers’s fat begins under his nipples and increases exponentially until it eases back at his thighs. It looks as if a regular fat guy had some sort of seismic shift resulting in a landslide. A manslide. Chief Rekers is a walking manslide.”
― Christa Charter, Summer Wind

“Her fridge was so bare she was more likely to find a minion of Gozer in there than something edible.”
― Christa Charter, Glitched

“He reloaded the magazine and slammed it into the grip faster than a geek could crack a Mountain Dew, drain it, and belch a Yoda quote.”
― Christa Charter, Pwned

“she moseyed—when you wear cowboy boots you tend to mosey—down”
― Christa Charter, Schooled