Neil Perryman > Quotes

“Jaws 4 is so bad it makes Jaws 3 look like Jaws 2.”
― Neil Perryman, Adventures with the Wife in Space

“...because you are not trying simply to complete a set of books or toys or Weetabix cards, you are trying to complete yourself, to get back to the whole person you were before, as a child, before the obstructions and compromises of adulthood got in the way. And yet, all you are really doing is accumulating a pile of crap, souvenirs of the futility of the quest.”
― Neil Perryman, Adventures with the Wife in Space

“Jeremy, Howard and Darren Kramble: What does the first Doctor smell like? Sue: Woodbines and despair.”
― Neil Perryman, The Miserable Git: The Wife in Space, Volume 1

“If you want to guess what’s going to happen in Blake’s 7, just think of the bleakest thing imaginable. It’s as simple as that.”
― Neil Perryman, Adventures with the Wife and Blake: Book 1 - The Blake Years

“A parping trombone should accompany everything Vila says and does.”
― Neil Perryman, Adventures with the Wife and Blake: Book 1 - The Blake Years