Steven Cooper > Quotes

“Human beings always want explanations. They have to know everything about everything and they have to know it immediately.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“You must understand the pain and grief of losing someone is nothing more than a function of survival.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“The only reason death is a bad thing is because it is bad for the living.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“When you die you become a star. It's as simple and as complicated as that.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“Arrogance and stupidity is a deadly combination.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“When we die we mourn the loss of such a magnificent sensation that is orgasm.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“There are some things that are better left unknown until the time is right. The time is not right until death, which, in my opinion, makes death something to look forward to, not dread.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“Straight men aren't my thing. I could never understand the gay fascination with straight men. They are not known for their fine treatment of women; why would they treat a homo any better?”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“I was convinced (still I am, in fact) that there's no such thing as a novel, astonishing or not, without a penis.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel

“Immortality teases and frustrates man's imagination.”
― Steven Cooper, Deadline: A Novel