Ask the Author: Evan Witmer
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Evan Witmer
Why am I the only guy ever to hate root beer?
Evan Witmer
Write one word a day for the next fifty years. That way I'll be long dead before you finish.
Evan Witmer
I've never liked trees. So it's cool knowing that the more I write, the more likely trees will die to fuel the production of my art.
Evan Witmer
I wanted to collect short stories written by convicted felons, but I just don't have the time. So instead, I'm going to make up the felons. And they're all gonna' be cannibals.
Evan Witmer
I read a randomized wikipedia page.
Evan Witmer
Digest: 10 Short Stories Written by Confirmed & Plausible People-Eaters
Evan Witmer
I can't remember where I parked my car at the airport. I have a Tile... but my phone is dead.
Evan Witmer
I put rain sounds on my Roku and brew some coffee.
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