Ask the Author: Jaxy Mono
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Jaxy Mono
Any human can be part of Zootopia - just be kind to animals, and don't take yourself too seriously. Extra points if you can annoy some overly stuffy humans along the way.
Jaxy Mono
When my friends are sad, I groom them and pick fleas from their fur. It makes them feel loved.
If your friend doesn't have any fleas, try giving them some. Take it from me, they make wonderful low maintenance pets. You're never alone when you have fleas.
If your friend doesn't have any fleas, try giving them some. Take it from me, they make wonderful low maintenance pets. You're never alone when you have fleas.
Jaxy Mono
Please don't kill us all, and leave us animals some space. Half the Earth will do. That's my lesson for humanity.
As for the meaning of life, it's a drink of cool water on a hot day, and warm snuggles with my family on a cold night. And also peanuts and raisins.
Can you ask a more difficult question please?
As for the meaning of life, it's a drink of cool water on a hot day, and warm snuggles with my family on a cold night. And also peanuts and raisins.
Can you ask a more difficult question please?
Jaxy Mono
It's great for playing video games. Two thumbs good, four thumbs better!
Jaxy Mono
I can't say no to a beautiful penguin!
Jaxy Mono
Being a macaque, I'm fond of fruit, like mangoes and bananas. But I won't say no to a fat snail or lizard. I also find that a good garden slug goes nicely in a dry martini. Much better than olives.
Jaxy Mono
Shakespeare? Never heard of him. What species of monkey was he?
To be exact, I'm a Barbary macaque tapping away on an iPad. Over the years, many Homo sapiens have questioned my intelligence. But then, I question theirs.
To be exact, I'm a Barbary macaque tapping away on an iPad. Over the years, many Homo sapiens have questioned my intelligence. But then, I question theirs.
Jaxy Mono
What else would I be - an even-toed ungulate? I'm a monkey just as much as you are!
Jaxy Mono
Poverty and desperate need to eat. Does it every time.
Jaxy Mono
Lunch. I'll be working on that all the way up until dinner. Might interrupt for a snack.
Jaxy Mono
I rooted through a trash can - and there it was at the bottom, amongst the rotting veg. I can always sniff out a good story.
Jaxy Mono
Consider monasticism as an alternative. Because you're not going to get laid or paid in this trade.
Jaxy Mono
I find laxatives work quite well. Clears it right out of you.
Jaxy Mono
Poverty, anonymity and starvation. It's an excellent way to lose weight.
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