Premise: 14 year old Anthony Monday and his best friend, the 68 year old librarian Miss Eells, trespass on to the old Weatherend property, and get chased off by its new owner. They soon realize something sinister is going on, as said owner seems to be behind an escalating series of devastating weather trends. Can they save the world from terminal bad weather?
Primary Characters: Anthony Monday, a 14 year old boy with a lot of curiosity but also a bit on the timid end; Miss Eells, an abrasive 68 year old librarian with a penchant for stirring up trouble; Emerson, Eels' younger lawyer brother and a bit of a know it all; Anders Borkman, sorcerer and would-be destroyer of Earth.
How Haunted is the House? : Mmmm. Not very haunted, TBH. The garage has some eldritch statues, and there's a neat crypt at the end, but I'm not sure the characters ever actually go in the titular house. Bit of a mispick on my part, I'm afriad.
Is it spooky? : Slightly spooky. More a frisson of spooky. A soupçon of spooky. There are some tense moments, such as the aforementioned crypt exploration, but it's mostly the kind of spook you'd get from a 1980s children's novel that's slightly darker than the typical adventure book.
Is it Halloween? : Yeah, yeah I'm going to say it is. It's weird, it's fun, and there's just enough spook there to give it a bit of flavor. The adventure is a little scary and a little bit of a riddle, the stakes are clear, the baddie is appropriately villainous, and the characters are fun together. It's not quite the same thrill and adult equivalent of this would give, but for a kid story, it qualifies as Halloween under the arbitrary specifications I have created.
Also, it has a cover by Edward Gorey, which I think bumps it up a point on my invented scale.
Quote: [context: Eells has been demoted to the library annex for offending a member of the library board. Anthony is visiting her.]
"Hi, Miss Eells!" he said grinning cheerfully. "I had the day off today, so I thought I'd come and see you! How're you doin', huh?"
Mis Eells made a sour face. "Don't ask! Actually, if you want to know, I'm bored out of my ever-loving mind! About three people a day come to use this stupid little library, pluse one or two tourists who need to use the bathroom. Thank God you stopped by! I think that in another hour I would have been pitching rocks at passing cars."
Random thoughts (with spoilers): In case it's not clear, even if it's not really a haunted house story, I found this book very charming. The main characters are a teen boy and his best friend, a 68 year old librarian. And their dynamic is delightful throughout. I want a dozen more Eells stories.
I also really liked the villain. The story is essentially a comic book supervillain plot, but instead of Captain America or Dr Strange for his nemesis, this guy has Miss Eells from small town Minessota as an a nemesis.
If I made a pact with demons to utilize the weather to destroy the world, then died mysteriously, would I leave instructions for my son to continue my work AND leave a series of clues that would give unlikely heroes a limited chance to foil said son? I like to think I would.