Like a fish going home to spawn, Koontz returns to his favorite trope: science lab blooper results in supernatural powers, leading to good vs. evil mayhem. IDK why I keep rising to the bait. Yet, here I am.
Here’s your head start, followed by editorial gripes:
Anigre - an African hardwood commonly used for plywood, interior furniture, cabinetry, and high-end millwork
Antimacassar - a piece of cloth put over the back of a chair to protect it from grease and dirt or as an ornament
Archaea - a microbial life-form capable of horizontal gene transfer, carrying genetic material from one individual into another, from one species to another. (As with the map, discussed below, this notion comes up early, but Koontz doesn’t explain it until much later.)
Catafalque - a framework that supports a coffin
Cerement - waxed cloth for wrapping a corpse
Crestron control - a gadget that streamlines the usage of multiple complex av systems; allows the user to to control multiple devices with a single touch
Deliquesce - become liquid, typically during decomposition
Draff - dregs or refuse
Dross - something regarded as worthless; rubbish
Gable wall - the generally triangular portion of a wall between the edges of intersecting roof pitches
Iniquity - immoral or grossly unfair behavior
Interdict - an authoritative prohibition
Limned - drawn or painted on a surface, outlined in clear detail, or suffused or highlighted with light or color
Logogram - a sign or character representing a word or phrase, such as those used in shorthand and some writing systems
Mamba - a species of snake, (a horrible one)
Mendicant - one who lives by begging or asking for alms; a beggar
Obdurate - stubbornly refusing to change one’s opinion or course of action
Overweening - arrogant, presumptuous, immoderate, exaggerated, too confident or proud, or too great, excessive, and unpleasant. A weenie.
Penury - extreme poverty or destitution
Perspicacious - alert, astute, clear-sighted
Phagocytic - relating to a phagocyte, a cell that ingests or engulfs other cells or particles. Phagocytes are a major mechanism in the immune system of multicellular organisms for removing pathogens and cell debris. They protect the body by ingesting harmful foreign particles, bacteria, and dead or dying cells.
Powder bath - a half bath
Quartzite - rock that is mostly quartz
Redoubt - a fort; the word means “a place of retreat”
Satori - sudden enlightenment
Shoal - a sandbank or sandbar that makes the water shallow
Solipsism - the belief that you’re the only real person on earth
Stylite - a type of Christian ascetic who lives on pillars, preaching, fasting and praying. Stylites believed that the mortification of their bodies would help ensure the salvation of their souls.
Tectonic - pertaining to the structure or movement of the earth’s crust
Wrack - wreckage
A man who knows this many words should be able to understand the difference between “lie” and “lay.” Neither should he fumble correct usage of “tight” versus “tightly” or “was” versus “had been.”
I also have a sharp disagreement with the author’s assertion that
“...what truth people find in books they most often dismiss as irrelevant. Humankind, the poet said, cannot bear very much reality. Delusions are preferred, delusions and the comfort of a virtual reality.”
Arrogant, much? Anyone who confuses “lie” and “lay” can lay off the Wiser Than Thou attitude.
One more complaint, then I’ll move on to Grudging Admiration.
A big chunk of the story takes place in some abandoned buildings. The buildings first appear at the 47% mark, but Koontz doesn’t lay out the map until the 65% mark:
“Along the eastern flank of the muddy common area, from north to south, stand Cider and Juice, Special Accounts, and the single-story building that served as an enormous garage for trucks and orchard machinery. Cider and Juice faces the building labeled OFFICES. The garage stands opposite Specialty Products. In the middle, Special Accounts is opposite Whole Fruit...” Note that the Whole Fruit building is sometimes referred to as the packing plant.
After unraveling the description, I can also tell you that Michael first approaches from the north of the Cider & Juice building. His line of sight is to the south/southwest.
Now for the parts I liked. Here are three quotes I enjoyed from this novel:
There is never other time than the current moment.
The metaverse isn’t a universe, only a vague and distorted shadow — a cartoon — of the majesty of space-time.
Being fashionable is a particularly shallow dream.
Two passages that I thought were well said:
“I guess so.”
“You guess so? Want to clean that up?”
and
“the heady wine of violence and the sobering bread of peace”
And one silent cheer for a guy who does sufficient research to write
“...five-milligram bennies, Benzedrine tablets. One of those little cross tops, held under his tongue to dissolve, will quickly give him four hours of heightened alertness.”
Maybe you knew this already, but I didn’t... Said research integrity does make me more than a little uneasy about the Dark Mirror aspects of our government: what tech it might possess, and how it chooses to deploy it against unsuspecting taxpayers. Twenty years ago I worked with a data savant who didn’t think the state had the capability to assemble “womb to tomb” databases on the population — yet. Koontz has a way of blending knowledge with imagination, almost like a modern day Twilight Zone.
The tropes, the random dictionary regurgitations, the unnecessary errors, and the gaffes that undermine haughty observations all lead to one final sin: the story has no tension. This tale is so cookie-cutter Dean Koontz that I can’t believe I fell for it. I’m Charlie Brown, he’s Lucy, and this book is the football that I thought might provide satisfaction at last. Intelligent insight and clever turns of phrase, in the end, just aren’t enough. It pains me to know I’ll try again.