2,5*
These short stories are so short that not even the author calls them stories but moments, but even so, this one ended a little bit too abruptly for my taste (and just when I was beginning to really enjoy it, too). Which I guess is kind of the point of the whole exercise, but still, "I want more" not in the hypothetical sense that I'd be willing, if pressed, to read more from the author, but quite literally I want to find out what kind of beef there might be between the orangutan and the Thames goddesses!