This review contains spoilers for the entire series, be forewarned. Anyway, wow. Homeboy does not like women. There are a lot of things about this that were done really well, but I was actually feeling sick reading it because of the relentless misogyny. I mean, really. Some of the female characterization was downright offensive, like the unattractive, humourless middle-aged woman (who dies) who dares to question the fact that the men are out hunting while the women are doing laundry - she is brushed aside with the pithy explanation that, hey, we don't know how to shoot guns, and our menfolk don't know how to do laundry, silly! And it remains this way even after it's discovered that one of the main female characters (such as they are) is a crack shot. Some of the characterization is just non-existent, like the pretty co-ed (who dies) who lives with her sister and a much older man in a sexless set-up apparently designed to give him comfort after his wife has left - having women around to keep things neat and friendly is so nice for him, after all. And then there's Rick's wife (who dies), who cheated on her husband, so she's undermined constantly. When she is legitimately pissed that her husband, without consulting her, decided that their seven-year-old son should start carrying a gun, she comes off as shrill and overprotective. Then the kid shoots a zombie and saves her and she has to go cry to Rick about how wrong she was. Never mind that the next time the kid goes out hunting with his dad, he gets shot. Nope, Lori was 100% wrong - women, am I right?
Why do these women only ever talk about canned food and their husbands? What's up with the woman (whose only real point of characterization is that she has a kid and used to be married to a low-life) who kills herself after a dude she hardly knows leaves her for someone else? What's up with the dumb teenage girl who almost gets herself killed because she has to have sex with her boyfriend and then dies in a suicide pact gone wrong? What's up with the sniper who's totally fine shooting people at the orders of a crazed despot, until he makes her kill a baby, and then her maternal instinct or whatever kicks in because didn't you know, WOMEN ONLY CARE ABOUT BABIES AND FOOD AND LAUNDRY AND THEIR STRAPPING MEN. I have no beef with female characters doing questionable things, or being morally ambiguous, or cheating on their husbands, or wanting to have sex with their boyfriends, or being sad that they got dumped, or caring about canned food and laundry. Those things on their own are fine - it's when they become the only things they do, or things they are punished for (the women in this drop like flies - eventually men are dying too, but for a good while, aside from Shane, you just get the pleasure of a road trip with intermittent breaks for women to bite it), or the butt of unfunny jokes or thinly veiled misogynist speeches that I get riled up.
Why do Lori and Rick neverrrr speak? Why do all male-female interactions last five seconds and end in sex, except for one time, when Andrea brings up a perfectly legitimate issue and is called a cunt and a bitch and ignored? Why are all the decisions made by dudes, even after said dudes have made a million bad decisions? Why, why, why?
Look. I know feminists, both male and female, who love these comics. And that's fine. God knows I love some problematic shit, and I am confident in my (and their) ability to acknowledge what is shitty and separate it from the plot and not let it twist my view. But I also know that a lot of people don't read things very critically, and all this is doing is reaffirming their belief that, yeah, women are pretty dumb, and they'd totally suck in a zombie apocalypse - in fact, they suck now! Women! Just do the laundry and let me play with my guns! Like, really? We couldn't get a well-done post-apocalyptic series with women who were actually interesting and not offensive? Does that exist? Can I read that instead?