My parents never censored my reading, so I read everything that I could get my hands on, which actually did include some age-appropriate choices occasionally. Nancy Drew was one of these, though I can't say that I read all of them, or even anywhere close to all of them. Maybe a dozen?
As a kid, I liked her. She was smart, got shit done, and always solved the case. She was the kind of character that little girls want to look up to - independent, intelligent, inquisitive, idealistic...
Now... well these stories might not be the best representation of Nancy Drew, but I can't say that she's all that impressive to my 30+ year old self. And in fact, I found her to be a bit much. Too perfect, to always the one saving the day, or always the one at the center of everything, even when she's not. In two of the stories in this book, she has to be rescued, which, you'd think would be a nice change from her being THE ONE all the time, but the people who saved her weren't doing so because of any intelligence or initiative on their own parts - they were doing so because Nancy needed it. It was always all about her. Whenever we see anyone who is not Nancy Drew, they talk of nothing but Nancy Drew.
Just a tiny bit unrealistic, I think.
Which is in keeping with the rest of the book, unfortunately. I was getting a bit dizzy with all my eye-rolling, if you want to know the truth. There was so much that was just flat out ridiculous that I really regret picking this one up at all.
There were six stories in this little book, all about 30 pages long. All of them followed the same format: Nancy learns of a mystery involving a "ghost", sets out to solve it, does, and then fills in all the rest of the people tagging along behind her (including the reader) because we can't follow her conjecture-I-mean-logic. The way that things just fell into place, that people just happened to show up in the exact right place, at exactly the right time... it was just ridiculous.
It's like the end of the stories are written first, and then the details are put in place, and then finally all of the connecting story is slotted in... but this is just stuff like "The sharp-eyed girl sleuth then went to [the scene of the crime] and found [the evidence] after careful investigation." (And oh, let's not get started on all of the adverbs and adjectives!) There's nothing linking each piece of evidence to the other pieces of evidence... except Nancy.
And furthermore, 90% of the action happens off-camera. Nancy just thinks about doing something, and then miraculously the next sentence shows the bad-guys apprehended and leaves the reader wondering exactly how that happened.
It's storytelling of the laziest sort. Honestly, all I kept thinking of the entire time I was reading these was Scooby Doo. (These stories were published in the 80s, so that's fair, right?)
The worst story though was The Ghost Jogger. Here's the basics. Nancy's jogging along, minding her own business, when a mysterious ghostlike man jogs up next to her and hands her a vague note, telling her to check a barn with a flaming horse on it. So she does, conveniently finding the very barn she's looking for the very first attempt, and extra super conveniently, while the badguys are actually there being... bad. They've kidnapped some kids! Oh no! But, oh, rats, they get away because Nancy's convertible very inconveniently runs out of gas. Poo!
So, the next day, she goes jogging again, and again the ghost finds her and gives her a note with a new hint... one she again tracks down super easily. She's led to an abandoned boat that's been missing for years, and again the badguys are there with the kids begging to be saved (heartwrencher alert!), and when the ghost shows up, the badguys get away again - leading Nancy and her friends on a river chase.
Then, just when page 30 is looming and the end of the story needs to happen, the police show up (with the kids' parents, which... what?) and the ghost explains how he's not REALLY a ghost at all (shocker!), but is the main kidnapper's nephew. He knew of the plot to kidnap the kids for ransom money, but didn't call the police because he didn't want the scandal to get out... so he did the next best thing, getting Nancy Drew on the case. Because she was going to prettily scold the kidnapper and tell him to never do that again! and then he'd know the error of his ways and would be a reformed citizen.
Oh wait, no. The police arrested him anyway. Not the ghost though, despite letting children be kidnapped and held for two days without notifying the police. It doesn't count as accessory to kidnapping if you pretend to be a ghost to vaguely alert Nancy Drew... DUH! And then, in the same twee fashion as all the other stories in this book, NANCY is praised for solving the case and returning the kids to their parents. Not the ghost for actually having a conscious, misguided as he was in how he applied it.
But the best part of all is that, when the police and parents arrive, and the kids get free and run to them, the kidnappers actually yell "Stop! You can't take those children until you pay me the reward money! I found them!" which gave me a nice chuckle.
So one star for the utter ridiculousness of this book making me laugh, but that's all, because now my fond childhood memories are tarnished. *sigh*