The Curse of the Blue Figurine
It starts off with Childermass coming by the Dixon’s angry because his car is stuck in the snow. Then they have dinner and Grandpa and Johnny help him get the car out. After this, the Professor invites himself back inside for a drink (and to vent about automobiles). The Professor is amazed that Johnny likes to read and is reading books about Eygpt. Jonny asks him about mummies and then ghost and the Professor tells him some stories about spooky happenings. He likes the stories but tells the Professor he doesn’t believe in ghost. The Professor seems amused by this and tells him he might change his mind one day. Then he tells him about a tale about the church.
(I’m just gonna copy and paste this out of laziness). The book says Father Remigius Baart was the one who had the church built. And he hired a wandering artist to do the alter piece in the church. He was very talented and said his name was “Nemo.” But it seems that the wood-carver was more than just a wood-carver. The story is that he had dealings with the devil, that he diddled around with the black arts. After he finished the altar screen and got paid, this Nemo character left town and was never seen again. But people claim that before he left, he gave Father Baart something. Noone knows what it was but some say it’s a talisman or a book or an evil object that allowed him to do all kinds of nasty things and be have been caused his own destruction.
Father Baart made a lot of enemies. Strange things started to happen. A man by the name of Mr. Herman -who was an enemy of Baart-was looking at the church’s tower and a big rock fell and killed him. There were no workmen on the tower and it was said to be “accidental”. Then another enemoy of his-Mrs.Mumaw got ran down by horses. Father Baart disappeard tho with only a note left behind. The passage refers to Moses. According to the Bible, when Moses died, his body was carried away by angels and was buried secretly somewhere. They never found his body but he’s said to still appear in the church.
There’s the typical bully-Eddie Tompka- whose strong but not smart thus jealous of Johnny. To avoid him one day, he ducks into the church. Once inside, he takes a minute to gaze at the elaborate alter piece by Nemo. Then he lights a candle for his mother. When he checks Eddie is still outside. He can’t go out the back so he decides to check out the basement. He finally sees something of interest. It’s a book but it’s covered in spiders. The spiders vanish and he tries to touch the book but his hand keeps jerking back.
The book’s title is “Roman Missle” and it’s been hollowed out. In the hole is yellow parchmeant and a figurine of an Egyptian mummy. This is what the paper says Whoever removes these things from the church does so at his own peril. I abjure you by the living God not to endanger your immortal soul. Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. Remigius Baart. He hears footsteps and grabs the book and gets out of there. He dumps the book in the cellar so as not to be questioned by his Grandma.
On a Saturday, Johnny decides to show the book to the Professor. When he examines the blue figurine he finds a label that says SUVENIR OF CAIRO ILLINOIS. He advises him not to take the things back tho. He says the figurine might be valuable. He should find out if it is. He also advises to keep it from his Grandma. He invites him back for chocolate cake and a chess game later. On the way back from the Professor’s house, Johnny sees a short, stocky, figure. He speaks but the man doesn’t speak back. Telling himself it’s just Mr. Sivartou-a strange man on his street-. When he looks out his window (once in his room) the man is gone.
After this Johnny and the Professor become friends. Johnny writes “Hobbies” magazine to inquire if his figurine has any value. Johnny finds his grandmother spraying for spiders and sees the same kind of spiders that he found crawling over the book. They’re there for a couple of days. Then they vanish. Grandma thinks it’s the spray. One night coming from the movies, he has a feeling someone’s following him. Later, he has a dream that he’s headed for a United Cigar Store. There’s a sign over the door that says R BARRT ANTIQUES AND CURIOUS (In the midst of life, we are in death). There’s a light on inside. In the display windows are gray sand and blue, mummy, figures sticking up. Gray spiders are all over the floor. Everything is dusty and dirty.
There’s a “lady” behind the counter -who he knows is really Father Baart- He tells her he’s come to solve the mysteries of life. As he comes around the counter, he sees she’s standing in a grave. He tries to run but the woman’s grip drags him down. Then he sees her face is a skull. He screams but doesn’t hear any sound. Then she pulls him into the grave. This is when he wakes up. After school, he goes to see the Professor about his worries, but he tells him it’s all in his mind. His suggestion is to let him beat him as chess and have some of his prune cake (uh NO!)
A month later, the spiders return but the spooky feelings and dreams go away. Hobbies Maagazine responds back and says there were several colors of the figurine produces (red, blue, and gold) and they’re worth 25.00 At school there’s a contest of collecting newspapers. One of Johnny’s teacher’s ask him to go inside and bring her (her) watch but he sees Eddie about to pick it up. Eddie claims he was about to return it and then he calls Johnny “brown noise” one time to many.
It ends up with Johnny snapping at him and then Eddie almost cutting off one of his fingers with a pair of scissors. The Sister sends him home and says his side one. On the way, Johnny starts to have dark thoughts about Eddie. At home, he takes out the blue figurine and says “I hope he brings his goddamn neck.” He almost gets caught by Grandma -who chews him out about coming in the way he did-. But then when she hears about the fight she’s sympathetic, fixes him up, and tells him the Thompkins are like that. They’re apart of the KKK. Later, he worries what he did grabbing the figurine.
The next day, Eddie’s arm is in a cast. That night, he tells his grandparents he’s going to see the Professor, but instead he goes to the church. There’s a strange man there and he finds himself confessing to him about Eddie and the figurine. The man says that the figurine -its clear- isn’t magic but what he should do is pretend it is (to give him the strength to stand up against Eddie. Because whatever you think you are is what you are). One night Johnny dreams he’s a month. Then the dream shifts and he’s at the store again with the “woman” chasing him all around the store. When he wakes up he hears a ghostly whispering. He decides to “play the game” Mr. Beard suggested. He calls out to the Gods but then after feels silly and goes to school. In class he notices the clasp on his briefcase has been teampered with. When he opens it his most prized possession-his prayer book- is gone. His mind jumps to a boy named Phil and he’s about to ask him if he took it but the teacher interrupts. Sister Electa never leans the room, so Johnny can’t “make” him confess that he took the book.
During a rehersal, he actually sees Phil-whose a little off in the head- with the book with the book. When confronted in front Sister, Phil claims the book is his. Sister knows Phil has problems so she asks Johnny if the book has any identifying marks. He says he has a dedication to him by his father. When she looks it’s been torn out. She finds it in his pockets. Phil says Eddie made him do it. Sister makes him apologize and stay after school.
Eddie walks up to him and says he’s glad he got the book back and calls Phil a liar. After school, Johnny isn’t in the mood to go home. So, he goes to the river. Eddie is there tossing rocks. He comes up to him and tells him he hope he falls down and breaks his other arm. He knows he made Phil steal his book. All of a sudden his ring starts to flash and a strong wind starts to blow. Things start blowing around. Eddie tries to steady himself. He cuts his hand on a sharp piece of glass. Both boys are freaked out. The adults notice Johnny isn’t sleeping and having nightmares. He isn’t coming to see the Professor but he’s not hanging with anyone his age. The Professor says one night he’ll trail him to the church and get to the bottom of it. He gets his chance that night.
Johnny heads out to Saint Micheals Church to talk to Mr. Beard-who told him he’d see him in a week yet he hasn’t been back to the church. He wonders if he knew about the ring and doesn’t want to think he did. If he knows something about the ring, he’ll smash the figurine later. Johnny finds a note in on the back pew to meet Mr. Beard at Dustin Park. Mr. Beard tho does know about the ring. He asks if the ring bothers him. Then then an pain shots up his arm until he begs him to stop. He says he accepted the ring so now he’ll have to accept the consequences.
He asks hasn’t he gussed who he is and then his form starts to change. The Professor sees Johnny talking to an empty bench. Father Baart tells him to meet him again in seen days and bring the ring. He can’t tell anyone or he’ll die. If he does this his life will return to normal. The Professor suggest to Johnny’s grandfather he sent him to get some mental help (and tells him what he saw). The doctor finds nothing. The psychiatrist tells him that he spoke of meeting with a ghost under hypnosis and the Professor makes the connection.
He says they should explain to him his mind is just playing tricks. Then he should go with him to the park to prove there’s no ghost. Then he thinks he should get out of town. The Professor says he can take him on a trip. He says he has Johnny’s ring and that he told him he couldn’t remove it, but he took it out and he didn’t die. They try to have a talk with him and convince him it was a hallucination, but this doesn’t go over well. The Dr tells him rings flash in the sunlight, and the sea can cause violent weather.
Johnny and the Professor go to the mountains and sight see. The professor goes to get cigarettes and johnny goes back to the cabin. He notices a Gideon bible left out with the passage about venge is mine underlined. The Professor says this is normal. That night, a shadowy figure enters Johnny’s room and his ring is now back on his pillow. Johnny follows the figure out the door. He finds Johnny and the ghost on the edge of a mountain. He saves Johnny from falling off and then uses fire to ward off the ghost. The Professor is able to get the ring off and Johnny comes back to himself dazed and confused.
The Professor thinks to search the cave for the ghost’s body since it says it’s strongest there. Just as he finds the box, the ghost shows up and makes the Professor vanish into dust. Johnny picks up the box and throws it and the ghost disappears and the Professor appers below him. There’s another rock slide (there was one when the Professor found Johnny) but they’re rescued by a helicopter.
My Thoughts:
For the most part I’ve enjoyed these and this was a good first book to begin the series. I didn’t start this series from the beginning -I think I started with the House With The Clock In The Wall- but had I begun with this one, I definitely would have wanted to continue on with it. Some books you can tell just from the beginning it’s going to be a loooong journey but you just stick it out until the end. But the mysteries in these are interesting -if not quick-reads. The horror (scare) aspect is always chilling and there’s no “distractions” to take away from it.
Rating: 7