This anthology required authors to write a short story themed around vampires and their birthday (whether it be the day they were born as a human or re-born as a vampire). I've had this one sitting around for years, only bought it because it had a Cassandra story from Kelley Armstrong. And now, several years later, I unearth it and go 'Oh! A sookie stackhouse story is in here too!' and then just kept reading. It's amazing, I never thought I'd gotten so bad at shunning authors just because it even remotely looked like paranormal romance until now. I should know better.
It was a great read for the most part:
1) Dracula Night (Charlaine Harris) - Sookie Stackhouse short story that was cute and centered around Sookie, Pam and Eric. Not great but fun and made me smile.
2) The Mournful Cry of Owls (Christopher Golden) - Amazing, this short story was haunting and beautiful, and not American-ized/romanticized vampiric that almost everything has been since Anne Rice. It was old country, and it felt more Russian-like. I would love to see more by this author, hopefully this is not a lucky one-shot.
3)I Was a Teenage Vampire (Bill Crider) - comedy in short story form. It almost felt like a Stephen King 'Stand by Me' or the movie Super 8 but without the actual horror and weird that comes with these names. It was just funny, though nothing spectacular to make me seek out more from the author.
4) Twilight (Kelley Armstrong) - I didn't re-read this one, but I've never forgotten it after all these years. Cassandra has been a favorite character of mine from the Women of Underworld series that she has never felt compelled to expand in detail in her writing. This short story is the most we've ever gotten from her on the old vampire, her now ex-lover, and anything about her past. I always felt cheated by the author, and this wonderful short story only made me love/hate the author more for it. Esp now that she has said she is taking a break from this world.
5) It's My Birthday, Too (Jim Butcher) - I've never read the Harry Dresden series, and after this short story involving Harry's White Court Vampire brother on his birthday I am desperate to give it a go. I loved his take on vampires and how 'dead' they really are. And I loved the cobbs and his sidekick in training. Definitely going to be trying this one out.
6) Grave-Robbed (P.N. Elrod) - a short story in her Vampire Files series, from what I gathered a more modern supernatural version of Dixon Hill. It was fun, written well, not always my cup of tea. 16 year old hires Jack Fleming to discredit a guy posing as a medium preying on her older sister and their trust funds. In small doses, like this short story, they can be fun. But in a series of novels I can see myself getting bored easily, it didn't read as well as the old Rex Stout novels do.
7) The First Day of the Rest of Your Life (Roxanne Longstreet Conrad aka Rachel Caine) - This one was interesting, a town owned in a mob-like mentality by vampires, and on your 18th birthday you must sign a life-long contract to the family vampire for protection and money or be fed upon. The only way out is bureaucracy paperwork and luck. We spend Eve's 18th birthday with her through the horrors and her slap in the face to the family vampire at the end of the horrific evening, the exile from her parents and her lucky break in finding the one person in town who would help her life as a rogue. I don't know if this is part of one of her series or not, it didn't seem like it, but this could easily be the start of a good one.
8) The Witch and the Wicked (Jeanne C. Stein) - Not much to write home about. Witch turned caterer is an unknown assistant to a newly made vampire killing her vampire husband to live rich with her new boyfriend. Witch decides to make youth defying cosmetics with his ashes and winds up with him in her head. I found it rather preposterous that his mental faculties would transfer over in ash just because she made cold cream with it instead of dumping it in the trashcan. This is the kind of crap I hate.
9) Blood Wrapped (Tanya Huff) - This is from her Smoke books (I assume that's part of the Blood Ties stuff?) and really is more a 'save the child from the crazy people' story. It was decent, nothing that screams 'try this series out' only I'd been thinking about it for a while and now I know I enjoy Huff's writing style and the characters were intriguing. Average read, easy to get through.
10) The Wish (Caoryln Hines) - Now *this* story has so much potential! Wife and mother of 2 sees death when she and the kids are in a car accident and watches her take her children away while telling her it's not her time. Later she tries to commit suicide from the grief and again death approaches (she's like this little girl waif) and says 'nope not yet' and you just want to bitch-slap death at this point. So she searches out a vampire on the night she knows death is coming for her and basically says 'fuck death, I want you to win, turn me.' I LOVED that, she's got moxie! I could continue reading about a character who basically flipped the bird at death since she was such a bitch to begin with LOL.
11) Fire and Ice and Linguini for Two (Lyda Morehouse) - This one I debate on how much I liked. On one hand it was such a disgusting paranormal romance, not even the vampire/boyfriend was true vampire with the gross side effects. He was 'magically made' so that he is still warm blooded, can go out in the sun, doesn't drink blood, etc. But he stays young and handsome forever, has super strength, can see in the dark and is a mechanic. I was rolling my eyes. However, the adventure of the Norwegian she-demon was kick-ass and horror-movie like and I flew through those pages, to only hate the ending of 'with the demon dead we had our birthday date and after-dinner sex.' Bleh, give me more of the crazy Norwegian witch that reminded me of Lillith from the Hundred Thousand Kingdoms series.
12) Vampire Hours (Elaine Viets) - Another half-liked/half-hated story. This was your typical feminist 'screw straight men who think they can use women until they are old and then discard them for the young secretary' story. Although yes, I was cheering when the main character chooses vampire life and it allows her to get back at the crappy useless husband and all her so-called fake friends that always follow in stereotypical stories involving the rich and elite. On second thought, yeah, I kinda hated the story.
13) How Stella Got Her Grave Back (Toni L.P. Kelner) - Another not so great one, vampire and her new vampire lover go back to visit the older vampire's human grave on her birthday in her home town. Only to 'Nancy Drew' it to find a serial killer that no one in this little town (I mean not even a stop light people) noticed was there for years killing runaway girls trying to find their way back home to their small hometowns in the area after running away. I mean... really? A good effort, at least the writing was educated, but the detective story was weak... even by Nancy Drew or Hardy Boys standards, and she basically coasted her way through everything using the vampire 'glamor' to get her out of writing herself into a corner. Again, weak. Good thing this was her first vampire story, and hopefully her only one.
5 of the 13 stories stood out to me, and I have 3 new authors I need to seek out more from. Not a bad haul, better than a lot of vampire anthologies I've trudged through.