This book was the worst and so was absolutely everyone in it. Jesus.
Spoilers, I guess, but this book is so terrible you really shouldn't mind. (I'll call it out about before I get to spoiler-y parts, though.)
CW: rape
Let's start with the characters:
Lauren, a doctor and an astronaut who is about to go on a mission to Mars. They make sure to tell us she wasn't picked because she's the most qualified but because she's pretty and would be good at PR.
Jennifer, her 13-year-old sister that every adult man is unhealthily obsessed with. Jennifer is more beautiful than Lauren, as Lauren's fiancee tells her. One of Lauren's coworkers, who has only met Jennifer a couple times, is so obsessed with her he leaves her a valuable and mysterious present when he goes off to Mars and writes a will leaving everything else to her, too. Jennifer's psychiatrist loves talking to Jennifer so much that he waives the fee for a month's worth of therapy.
Terry, Lauren's fiancee, a balding reporter writing a novel about an incel cockroach that everyone seems to think is hilarious. In addition to his inappropriate fixation on Jennifer, Terry is disrespectful of other women he comes across (when viewing pretty women, he remarks to himself how he has had plenty of sex with beautiful women who dumped him when they found out he was broke... sure Terry, that's why they left you. You gross creep). He also undermines Lauren to her colleagues, sending her a message through NASA while she's on her Mars mission, where all her colleagues will be able to hear, telling her "Santa brought her a naughty gift." Inappropriate and rude, Terry. Jesus. Let the woman be a fucking professional.
Also everyone in this book is bad at their jobs.
13-year-old Jennifer's psychiatrist is bad at having appropriate boundaries, refusing to charge for sessions with Jennifer since he takes personal delight in them. Gross creep.
Lauren's astronaut colleague Gary intentionally barges in on her in the shower and also insists on telling her detailed accounts of his sexual exploits.
Lauren, the doctor for the Mars mission, doesn't tell NASA or her coworker when she discovers a heart condition in their colleague Jim after they arrive at Mars, because she doesn't want to prevent him from being able to go down to the planet. That is your actual job, Lauren. Be a doctor. That is why you are there.
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When it becomes clear there is a weird terrible alien infection thing happening on Mars, Jim tells Gary and Lauren that NASA included a nuclear warhead in case of a scenario just like this with which, even if they think they are safe/cured/uninfected, they are meant to blow themselves up rather than risk bringing an infection back to Earth. Despite this, at no point does anyone consider using the warhead to blow themselves up, even though it is very clear that people are infected and they have been exposed.
Rankar, the king of a fantasy land that is at war with another fantasy race. He is worried that, while his people might win this war, the enemy will later return. So he sacrifices himself, leaving them without a capable general. So instead his people are certain to lose the first war instead of some future second war. What the fuck kind of plan is that, Rankar you GD idiot?
Chaneen, the queen of the fantasy land, whose people are being murdered and who is obviously and inevitably losing the war after the death of her husband. She has some kind of cosmic super weapon but can't bear to hurt another living soul, and so she doesn't use it, letting all her people die instead. Eventually she shares the power with her sister, but it's a moral copout and she should have just had the integrity to do what needed to be done from the beginning.
Janier, Chaneen's sister who is left leading the troops after Rankar does the bullshit that he does. When Chaneen finally shares the super power with her, she warns Janier that the power will only work in their lands and if she crosses into the enemy's lands it will stop working. Despite this warning and despite the fact that, prior to the superpower they were having their asses handed to them, once she uses the superpower and starts winning she decides it'll be totally cool to follow the enemy back to their lands because she'll be able to take them even without superpowers. Idiot.
Other reasons this book is terrible:
I do not have a problem with sex and sexuality in books. This book was gross and inappropriate and unsexy about it. It's like Christopher Pike needed to prove he was writing an adult fiction book and not a YA novel anymore. We have Terry and Gary's inappropriate comments to Lauren. Yuck but fine. We also have first implied and then detailed descriptions of creature rape from the monsters. And we get a weird, super cringe subplot about Lorraine, the crazy nymphomaniac stalker identical twin of some one night stand of Gary's. First we get Gary telling Lauren about meeting Kathy, the sweet twin, and being tricked into sleeping with Lorraine when Kathy takes him back to their house. But it doesn't end there. Then we get Kathy, who has only met Gary once, trying to get into NASA to talk to Gary through NASA's video messaging, but really it's Lorraine who only pretends to be Kathy in order to tell Gary some sexual rape fantasy of hers. And that's not the last we hear of Kathy and Lorraine either. This subplot continues throughout the entire book.
In conclusion:
This book is trash. At best, it can perhaps be viewed as like a weird sociological study of prevailing attitudes in the 90s, maybe? "Ha ha ha, casual misogyny. Ha ha ha, women have to put up with harassment and lack of respect in the workforce. Ha ha ha." I don't know. It really doesn't have any redeeming qualities. I guess eventually when the plot got going on Mars, there was less time for "character development" so we had less workplace sexual harassment and more action, but even then everyone acted like an irresponsible fool, so it was not satisfying.
This book is trash.