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58 voters
Unclean Jobs for Women and Girls
by
Alissa Nutting (Goodreads Author)
In this darkly hilarious debut collection, misfit women and girls in every strata of society are investigated through various ill-fated jobs. One is the main course of dinner, another the porn star contracted to copulate in space for a reality TV show. They become futuristic ant farms, get knocked up by the star high school quarterback and have secret abortions, use parake...more
Paperback, 188 pages
Published
August 16th 2011
by Starcherone Books
(first published October 1st 2010)
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Throughout the last two or three years I've been transitioning away from a steady diet of things like science, philosophy, history, and politics and into a swift and roaring stream of fiction. (For the time being I'll opt to bypass all yawn-inducing, eye-shuttering, public self-analysis about why and how this has been occuring and just accept these turning tides for what they are. 'Cause, ya know, life happens, man, and sometimes you just gotta enjoy the ride, dude. Bro. Kimosabe.) During this b...more
We all have jobs, and most of us would prefer better ones. If you don’t fall into this category, then I applaud you, but it is so easy to fall into dislike for anything that pries open sleep deprived eyes morning after morning and dumps you into bed exhausted to dream of all the living you would rather have been doing during your waking hours. Some of us, the lucky ones, get to pick our jobs, and sometimes we are pulled into the ones life deals us. Alissa Nutting’s wildly imaginative Unclean Job...more
May 08, 2013
Jenn(ifer)
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Aw man! See! This is why I don't tend to re-read books! Unless it's one of those books that was pretty much written to be re-read (Ulysses, Gravity's Rainbow, Infinite Jest), it's probably better that I bask in the rosy glow of my first impressions. When I first read this collection of nutty short stories (sorry, had to), I was head over heels! It was love at first read!
Don't get me wrong, I still "really liked" it the second time around, but I no longer think of it as AMAZING. Sniff. I don't w...more
Don't get me wrong, I still "really liked" it the second time around, but I no longer think of it as AMAZING. Sniff. I don't w...more
I, too, have an unclean job; as in “It’s a dirty job but somebody has to do it.” But that’s not what Alissa Nutting means. And it’s not what I mean either. This wonderfully imaginative work is not about employment. Instead, it’s about the many chambers of the human heart.
I am boiling inside a kettle with five other people. Check.
I’m expected to have anal sex with the winning contestant on the moon. Check.
I took a baby panda home from the zoo. Check.
"You are embarrassing yourself on a national l...more
I am boiling inside a kettle with five other people. Check.
I’m expected to have anal sex with the winning contestant on the moon. Check.
I took a baby panda home from the zoo. Check.
"You are embarrassing yourself on a national l...more
I had remembered the title of this as "Uncommon Jobs for Women and Girls" which is of course wrong. In many senses. The women who stuck out for me in these stories were often prostitutes or sex workers, which is hardly an uncommon job for a woman. It is, however, perhaps an unclean job.
What Nutting excels at is the quirky premise. The odd situations and scenarios she describes in these stories never fail to grab you, because you keep wondering "how did you think of this bizarre thing." The exam...more
What Nutting excels at is the quirky premise. The odd situations and scenarios she describes in these stories never fail to grab you, because you keep wondering "how did you think of this bizarre thing." The exam...more
I liked this book for reasons I'm not even sure. I am on exchange in France and had to draw out the reading of this book because every time I picked it up I felt bad that I was not practicing French. Nevertheless, when I got to the end of it I was sad it had ended, and the opportunity cost of how much French I was not absorbing was not enough to destroy the joy I felt from Nutting's stories. Probably, if anything, I love a writer with a brilliant imagination, which is why I love the fantasy genr...more
I went to a Rumpus reading held in Chinatown this week, and nothing against Rumpus, but I felt like I had better things to do than sit through five people reading what seemed to be journal entries aloud; stories about lost love or strange lust read in the tone of Victorian sentimentality, at an event as modern as free porn on the internet.
As I sat in a corner, playing games on my phone, I thought about aliens and talking wildebeests, and how anything out of the ordinary would add life to the en...more
As I sat in a corner, playing games on my phone, I thought about aliens and talking wildebeests, and how anything out of the ordinary would add life to the en...more
Before we go any further I should say that after swinging wildly from delight to huffiness to outright mockery and then on to feelings of intense gloopiness towards Alissa Nutting, I ended up liking her and her fashionably bonkers stories more than just a little bit. There were a lot of ups and downs. We may as well get the downs out of the way first.
Some of these stories are extremely silly. I know they cruise on the edge of zany surreal absurdist lahdidah, and that’s okay. But some of them are...more
Some of these stories are extremely silly. I know they cruise on the edge of zany surreal absurdist lahdidah, and that’s okay. But some of them are...more
Alissa Nutting is such a wildly gifted & inventive storyteller, it's hard not to keep popping down the tales in this collection one after the other like candy, like a bag of gumdrops that feel deceptively easy to chew but are actually laced with a powerful hallucinogenic substance that turns into an elixir of pithy insight at the last possible moment. I felt almost guilty about how much I was enjoying myself at times. Nutting's narrative style is rapid-fire, economical, and surreally recogni...more
Alissa Nutting's, Unclean Jobs for Women and Girls, is unlike any other story collection I've ever read. The first story, Dinner, moved me in a profound way. It was awful and brilliant and possibly life-changing. Because of this story, because of the other stories like it in this collection--bold, surreal, deeply compassionate, and highly imaginative--I might just write differently. I might just live differently.
Stories like "Dinner," "She-Man," and "Gardener" made me feel very human, very vulne...more
Stories like "Dinner," "She-Man," and "Gardener" made me feel very human, very vulne...more
I was lucky enough to have taken two writing workshops taught by Alissa Nutting. She's a fantastic teacher and clearly brilliant, but I didn't realize the extent of her beautiful and quirky writing until I finished this collection of short stories. I'm amazed at her ability to step into any pair of shoes and believably pull off dark and hilarious tales from their intimate and personal narrations. Yet at the same time, each uniquely different story contains the original and charming voice of Ali...more
I wanted to read this book because so many of the stories were published in lit mags I admire. As I read each story I was thinking about the editors who chose them for publication. For example, it makes sense to me that Swink published "Porn Star" and Mid-American Review published "Model's Assistant," etc. I edit a lit mag, so I read short stories with an eye for what I would like to publish. This collection made me feel covetous. I would love to publish many of these stories (though I would lea...more
Alissa Nutting writing moves from the bizarre to the slightly-less-bizarre. The opening story in this collection, "Dinner", finds the narrator, along with others, being boiled alive to be eaten. "Our limbs are bound and our intestines and mouths are stuffed with herbs and garlic, but we can still speak. We smell great despite the pain." This isn't an attack on carnivorous habits, but a hysterical and weirdly poignant portrayal of what being truly and humanly naked might be. What do people say as...more
I loved the writing in every one of these stories, but sometimes the subject matter wasn't a good match for me, hence the lower ratings. I'm including the first few sentences of each story in lieu of a summary, the spoiler tag is used to keep the review PG.
Dinner ★★★★★
I am boiling inside a kettle with five other people. Our limbs are bound and our intestines and mouths are stuffed with herbs and garlic, but we can still speak. We smell great despite the pain.
Model's Assistant ★★★★★
My best friend...more
Dinner ★★★★★
I am boiling inside a kettle with five other people. Our limbs are bound and our intestines and mouths are stuffed with herbs and garlic, but we can still speak. We smell great despite the pain.
Model's Assistant ★★★★★
My best friend...more
I had the pleasure of reviewing this collection for the Mid-American Review when it first came out, noting there that it was the first book in a long time that I read in a single sitting. Its literary merits are formidable--Nutting has a brilliant, hilarious imagination, rendering the absurdities of our deepest desires with skill and compassion. This semester, I taught "Model's Assistant" in a lit/comp class and enjoyed the response of my young students, many of whom readily identified with the...more
this short story collection is, overall, hit or miss. at its worst its meandering, with a focus on peculiarities of environment rather than emotion - but even that, the books worst, is worth reading for the creativity that goes into the world building and the details that pepper every sentence. at its best it initiates a familiar humanity in an obscure world, manipulating unique situations to mine hte depths of our real world reactions. it is often very funny, and the funny moments are often ver...more
Short stories about, yes, unclean jobs for the ladies. kind of Miranda-July-y in awkward content. The best story is Model's Assistant, the one that got me sucked into the book enough to buy it. i also like whichever ones are about being a pornstar in space, and being a lonely trucker lady (in space). lots of raunchy sex, all told in the same voice, as though it's the mind of one, many faceted woman with many many surreal jobs. i wasn't as excited about the prose at the end as i was at the beginn...more
This was funny and eminently readable. All the characters are either beautiful women exploited for their beauty or else ugly women abused for their ugliness. But there is more to it than that. This author's imagination spans the gamut from a Hell in which the devil is charmingly shy and builds rollercosters and bars with non-alcoholic beer for the damned, and where space delivery women can bid for convicts' cryogenically preserved bodies on E-Bay. It's all both fantastical and familiar. This is...more
This book is a lot of shock and awe. The stories are basically an immediately jarring context + women having lousy sex + hilarious metaphors + an intense sense of loneliness + an attempt at a meaningful last line. I appreciate the creative situations she came up with and her humor (I did laugh a lot), but almost all of the characters are so underdeveloped they're basically placeholders. I didn't get the point of the mini stories like "Zookeeper" other than to show off the author's ability to com...more
The stories in this collection are sharp, both in the sense of wit and harshness. The first, "Dinner," features people being boiled alive. A later story, "She-Man," follows an MTF former prostitute as she tries to live the straight life. Her pimp catches up with her and she tells him, "You'll kill me just as dead as a real woman. As dead as your wife or your mother or your sister." Then he does. And she confides, "Their mothers and sisters, of course, are alive."
And that's how injustice plays o...more
And that's how injustice plays o...more
I wanted to read this book for so long that I can't remember the original reason i wanted to read it but finally the stars aligned and I did. It's a collection of short stories about women with various "unclean jobs," including deliverywoman, porn star, cat owner, gardener, knife thrower, zookeeper, alcoholic, etc.
Alissa Nutting plays with how gender works, along with the messy violence, gross bodily functions, and the uglier sides of desire and lust. I am certain this author identifies as a fe...more
Alissa Nutting plays with how gender works, along with the messy violence, gross bodily functions, and the uglier sides of desire and lust. I am certain this author identifies as a fe...more
I cannot find the words to adequately review this magnificent collection!
So here is a snippet from Nutting's interview over at the Rumpus:
Rumpus: What I love about your stories – one of many things I love – is that you write about the absurdity of contemporary popular culture without sacrificing compassion for your characters. I’m thinking of the story “Porn Star,” which is narrated by a porn star who’s expected to have anal sex on the moon for a reality TV show. In the wrong hands, this story...more
So here is a snippet from Nutting's interview over at the Rumpus:
Rumpus: What I love about your stories – one of many things I love – is that you write about the absurdity of contemporary popular culture without sacrificing compassion for your characters. I’m thinking of the story “Porn Star,” which is narrated by a porn star who’s expected to have anal sex on the moon for a reality TV show. In the wrong hands, this story...more
Jessi's pick for book club. While the stories were interesting and entertaining, I didn't find the humor in them that she did. I actually found the stories quite dark and sometimes disheartening. Some of them were diverting, like "Zookeeper" or "Gardener" but when you got to some like "Magician" or the one where she's an outer space trucker, I had a hard time relating to the narrators. We'll see what the other ladies have to say.
This is a book filled with what I call "Holy Shit! moments." As in, you stop every page or so and say out loud, "Holy shit!" These are wonderfully weird stories that have a refreshingly desperate and humane heart underneath all the surreal turmoil. Also--I saw Alissa read from this book recently and it was mind-blowingly good. This book and this writer deserve all of the hoopla they're getting and more.
This book was AMAZING. It challenged me and I had fun at the same time. These short stories are at times experimental and uncommon. Nutting is not afraid of her intellect and not afraid you have some too. This book made me laugh so many times and I would end up reading long passages to my husband. I can't recommend it enough.
Absolutely brilliant. The stories in this book so wonderfully walk the line between hilarious and devastating. In the language of the everyday Alissa Nutting writes about groups of people being boiled alive in a giant pot, having anal sex on the moon, stealing a panda, and, well, even more. Her first lines are incredible: "I never had breasts until I went to Hell" is a particular favorite. I can't recommend this book enough.
Probably more like a 3.5. These were very imaginative, very funny, and outrageously bizarre. The thing I liked about how bizarre they were was that they managed to be so in a fairly non-self-conscious way -- Nutting never gave off that feeling of trying to be bizarre for the sake of being shocking in any way. These were just the premises of stories that were almost always about very real, basic, human feelings -- longing and fairly desperate loneliness seemed to underlie the majority. Had they j...more
The first half of this book I really disliked. The second half just blew by with a sick fascination. Was it the book or my mood? It was just amazing how many different horrible, bizarre scenarios a single author could come up with. On the back cover, a reviewer writes, "a human bestiary, if humans were programmed to go down in flames, to run themselves aground, to seek ruin on every occasion.” So true.
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I would say TWSS, but then T really was WSS. Hope the tea at least gave you a lift.
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