It's been years since I last read this, and all I remembered was that it was a story about two aliens who were abandoned on earth and out of boredom tinkered with early-humans, creating humanity as we knew it. I remembered that it was funny. I think because it had humour, my memories opted to tinge it with a light-hearted feel.
And phew. Was that last bit wrrrrooooooong. SO wrong.
So, yes, it was about a couple of very advanced alien brothers named Barion and Coyle whose natural form is more of an energy-ball that can take solid form as they please, who got really drunk on their party-bus with their fellow graduating class, and got abandoned on the early planet earth. One of them opted to try to make an ape-like creature more intelligent, giving it the ability to know what it was and be aware of existence and death, etc.... and then he walked away. The other one seeing how miserable the poor early-human was, fixed it behind his brother's back by giving it the ability to create and express itself, and apparently be able to find wonder/joy.
Years past, and suddenly they're noticing that when humans die... they turn into little energy balls who are VERY CONFUSED. So the brothers take them in hand and help them with their after-life, really just a new phase of human evolution. With the rise of Christianity, humans are demanding hell and heaven, so one brother stays Upstairs and the other goes Below Stairs and humans go where they feel they ought to go. They can even move back and forth, if they believe they can do so.
There's the world.
Now, one day, Barion hears voices of humans standing out and he goes to look into it. There's a man, Roy Stride, a nasty little racist, a rather enigmatic leader, leading a group of white supremacist's called the White Paladins. He's dumb and on his own won't achieve much. The problem is the woman he's decided to marry... Charity Stovall. She's brilliant, and while most of her intelligence is currently locked off gathering cobwebs since it's not being used or needed in her tiny little city, they see in her the possibility of one of Roy's children taking all the talents of the father and combining it with the intelligence of the mother... and new Hitler. Barion believes it could even be doom for humanity on a whole. They need Charity to choose someone else, so they hash up a plan to make them think they're dead so that they can show Charity what kind of man Roy really is, and hopefully get her to choose someone else. So, yeah, not very light-hearted, and yet still manages to be funny at times. It's dark. It's light. It was wonderful to see Charity realize how problematic the things she'd been told to believe were.
Disturbingly, despite being set in the 1980's... it was like reading some of the things going on in 2020. It did not seem all that dated. Hard not to see Trump in Roy.
Some brilliant quotes I'll have to add to the quotes section when I get a chance.