Welcome to a brand new episode of 'Late night show with Books'. Our guest for today is.......... Pirate Latitudes!!!!!
PL: Hrrrrrrrr
S:
PL, how do you feel about being out here in the world? Most of the people believe you were not supposed to see light at all.
PL: Gods blood! Who are these rats? but...Well, Sreyas, there is some truth in it. I have been working with Mr.Crichton for more than three decades on this story. Alas, We were nowhere near a serviceable tale. And with Crichton's death, all hopes were lost for me.
S:
But then, you were 'found'.
PL: Yes, someone poked around and found me. They released me to the world to bring back sizable booty for them.
S:
Haha, because you are a pirate.
PL: [Takes the sword out] The politically correct term is Privateer.
S:
Uh, my sincere apologies, PL. [Awkward pause] So the total amount of pages is just over 300?
PL: Aye, and it is divided into six parts.
S:
Oh, can you tell us more about these parts and what it contains?
PL: The first part introduces the characters and direction of the story. The story opens in English settlement of Jamaica in the year of 1665. The Governor of that settlement finds out about Spanish Galleon containing valuable treasures staying in island fortress of Matanceros. The Governor summons Capt. Charles Hunter, a privateer, and hires him to raid the impenetrable fortress. He agrees for a price and sets out to recruit a team.
S:
Oh, Like The Great Train Robbery. You get an impossible task, a great planner, and a dedicated team.
PL: Aye, and what a team it was. We got a French assassin, Gunpowder specialist with three fingers missing, a woman pirate who cross dresses as a man, a helmsman who is also a barber-surgeon and a huge black man who..
S:
Let me guess, he acts as the muscle.
PL: Aye, and he is mute.
S:
What?
PL: and he is very superstitious.
S:
That's a terrible team!
PL: Oh, shut your hole. Anyways, our heroes set sail on ship Cassandra at the end of part one.
S:
Sounds like an intriguing story. Well, tha..
PL: In part two, the ship gets chased by a mysterious black ship.
S:
Nice!
PL: In part three, our crew enters the Island of Matanceros.
S:
This is really interesting. I love the fact that this was inspired by true events! Sounds very realistic and..
PL: At the end of part three, the crew glimpses a KRAKEN.
S:
A what?
PL: In part four, the crew fights for their life, there are canons, plans, hurricanes, a hint of witchcraft.
S:
Huh?
PL: IN PART FIVE WE HAVE HURRICANE, CANNIBALS, POISON DARTS, KRAKEN ATTACK.
S:
Kinda overstuffed, isn't it?
PL: IN LAST PART, WE HAVE BETRAYAL, JUDGMENT, REVENGE, SHARKS,
S:
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?
PL: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT PIRATES DO!
S:
I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT PRIVATEERS.
PL: IT SAYS PIRATES IN THE GODAMN TITLE, YOU DUMBASS.
S:
THIS IS A STUPID BOOK.
PL: [Cocks the gun] WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
S:
How the hell did you get that thing through security? You know what, let's just cool down. Deep breathes, deeeeep breaths. Now tell me what you felt at the end of your journey.
PL: It started out just fine, but after we crossed seas, it became a journey to hell itself. When it all ended, I was relieved. Needless to say, I won't be taking this ride again.
S:
Hey, That's exactly how I felt about this dumb book.
PL: [Cocks the gun and shoots Sreyas in his face]
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Sreyas's Ghost: Totally worth it.