What.
Tiny disclaimer, which is mainly for anyone who has ever interacted with me, I was forced to read this, and I really hope that you don't think I am dumb enough to chose this book on my own. Blame my school for my pain and suffering.
To start, all the characters can go die. They all suck, and I feel nothing but disgust towards them. I have never had to deal with such dumb characters before. Like, why are they so stupid? They act like 5 year olds, and I feel kind of bad saying that because if you put a 5 year old in this situation, they would be smarter than anyone in this book could even comprehend.
This is just me being picky, but why is the font so freaking big. I have no problem with big fonts, but WHOA. If you were on the moon and showed me a page in this book, I could perfectly read every word. I'm begging you, please chill out on the font size.
I believe that this is now a series, and quite a big one too. I have absolutely no intention of reading them (clearly), so I don't know if those books are an improvement from this one. But please, for the love of everything that is good in this world, they better be better than this garbage. And if they unfortunately aren't, my heart goes to everyone who had to read an entire SERIES of this crap. I am truly sorry. Also, I would like to mention, who wanted this to become a series? Like, was that REALLY needed? Because all biases aside, I don't think it was.
I feel bad being so mean about this, but man this sucked, and I just needed to rant about it for a second. Again, I'm extremely sorry, but this was probably one of the worst things I have ever read.