Lenore Look and LeUyen Pham have teamed up to create one terrific cast of characters in this new chapter book for kids, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things.
Alvin is afraid of lots of things: elevators, tunnels, bridges, airplanes, thunder, substitute teachers, kimchi, wasabi, the dark, heights, scary movies, scary dreams, shots, school. Especially school. And he's about to start second-grade, which means he's very nervous. At home with his loving and patient parents, siblings Calvin and Anibelly, and their shaggy dog, Lucy, Alvin is the wild and loud, cape-and-colander-wearing superhero "Firecracker Man!" He likes to play baseball with his GungGung (maternal grandfather), is not afraid of anything that explodes, and is a bit of a history buff due to the amount of time he spends reading interesting books with his dad, who is teaching him to be a gentleman (and to curse in Shakespearean).
At school, though, things are different for Alvin. He suffers from selective mutism, which, for Alvin, means that although he has no trouble communicating in most situations, at school he becomes so terrified that it is impossible for him to speak: "Even when I try with all my might, I always manage to say nothing at all. My voice works at home. It works in the car. It even works on the school bus. But as soon as I get to school...I am as silent as a side of beef." This leads to some interesting situations, and thank goodness Alvin has clever little Flea by his side to help.
Of course, he has no idea how valuable a friend Flea is, but he begins to catch on as the story moves along. As much as I love Alvin and Dad, I think Flea is my favorite character of all. It took me about 2/3 of the way through the book before I realized the "peg leg" Alvin kept referring to was actually a prosthesis. So here we have a little girl apparently born with some serious physical defects (she has both a prosthetic leg and an eye patch) who has an absolutely amazing attitude. She's kind, helpful, talkative, and throws a wicked punch. (Although no speech impediment is mentioned, I imagine her talking just like Amy Pohler's "Caitlyn" character on Saturday Night Live. Loud...non-stop. Which makes me love her all the more.)
Pham's comical and lively illustrations are drawn with lines as bold as Firecracker Man. Check out the drawing on page 91 of the entire family watching Dad's meltdown (Mom's look of bemusement while everyone else is wide-eyed especially cracks me up).
There was not a single thing I didn't like about this book. Not one. It has humor, it has heart (there is a truly wonderful scene between Alvin and his dad at an ice cream parlor that reveals Dad's patience and insight), and it has a hero or two. Make that three.
Memorable Lines:
"...boys have more respect for one another after a good pounding....And girls are weird even if they wear a cool eye patch, drag a cool peg leg and know how to throw a mean uppercut." ~ Alvin
"Maybe we should just have your funeral now." ~ Anibelly
"And when you are famous, you don't get buried like a regular person under a stone that has your name and telephone number on it. You have to stay in your house to give tours." ~ Alvin
"ZOUNDS!" ~ Alvin
"Oooh. It really fried my rice." ~ Alvin
(I could keep going, but I need to leave some good lines for you to discover on your own.)