"Books were something that happened to readers. Readers were the victims of books."
"She reminded herself that there was nothing they could do to her. She was already like them. Already dead."
I LOVED THIS. SO MUCH.
As most who know me already know, Holly Black is my all-time favorite author! I know I say that a lot, but it's true. I love, love, love her work.
In The Poison Eaters and Other Stories, I got to revisit some of my favorite fantasy worlds that she's created (Elfhame and Coldtown). I was hoping for some Curse Workers content, but there was nothing from that world :( I'm not disappointed, though, because this was so much more than I could ever ask for!
There was so much wild magic in every single story! Even though they were only a few pages long, I was saying "this one is my favorite" after reading every single one. They were all so good! Looking back on it, I would say my favorite is either The Coldest Girl in Coldtown or The Night Market, but The Land of Heart's Desire deserves an honorary mention!
If you haven't read this yet, you need to do that! Right now! Read it right now or else.
I'm going to be writing mini-reviews for every single short story in this collection because oh my god I'm in love.
~ THE COLDEST GIRL IN COLDTOWN
"I'm the kind of vampire that you'd be, one who's new at this and basically out of control. I've already killed someone and I can't guarantee I'm not going to do it again. I'm the one who infected this girl."
"This is the real Coldtown.
I'm the real Coldtown.
You still want in?"
I was already a huge fan of The Coldest Girl in Coldtown novel, so I was more than excited to be reading a novella of the same title! No, this doesn't have Tana, Gavriel, or Aiden (I know, I miss them, too), but trust me, Matilda will NOT disappoint you.
She's funny, she's ruthless, and she has no intentions of hiding the ugly truth. I could read a whole series about Matilda. I miss her already. She's got the whole world under her heel and I live for it, but I can't say any more about that to avoid spoilers. Just...read it. Read it this instant. Your current read? You don't need that, you need Matilda.
Something I loved about this was that some characters were named Dante and Julian, just like in the Caraval books! Dante even kind of acted like Dante from Caraval. I loved everything about it.
"My name is Matilda Green. I was born on April 10, 1997. I died on September 3, 2013. "
In such a short amount of pages, Holly Black had me ENTHRALLED. BEWITCHED. CAPTIVATED. I need more Coldtown novellas.
The protagonists were likable, the antagonists were slappable, and the writing perfectly captured the eerie atmosphere of Coldtown.
~ A REVERSAL OF FORTUNE
"Looking for a weird old guy who could grant wishes was pathetic. It was sad and stupid."
"The devil scowled for a moment, then bowed shallowly. 'Well done, Nicole. Count on seeing me again soon.'"
Holly Black is known for her odd, dark paranormal writing, and this novella captured that perfectly. After the previous story in this collection, A Reversal of Fortune had a lot to live up to (and it succeeded my expectations!)
It has the same unsettling, moody atmosphere as Holly Black's The Modern Faerie Tales trilogy that draws you in! At first, I thought that it might be related to that series somehow. As far as I can tell, though, it isn't.
This short story has a clever (and a little cranky) main character, Nikki, who makes a deal with a mysterious man. However, a lot more than she thought may be at stake...
Did that convince you to read it? I hope it did, because I think everyone should read this.
~ THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
"There's a certain kind of boy who likes to read only about things that have really happened. Like Alex. He read about the Titanic and memorized how many people died (1,523) and the name of the boat that picked up the survivors (RMS Carpathia). He read about ghosts and werewolves, too, sometimes, but only when he was certain he was being presented with facts. (The vulnerability to silver bullets, for example, was made up by modern fiction writers—probably any bullet would do.)
In one of the books Alex took out of the library, there was a story about a white flower, the scent of which turned people into wolves. He worried about the flower. It seemed to have no proper name for him to memorize."
"What if he went and sniffed the flower first? Then he would be the wolf. Then he would have no reason to be afraid. And if he started turning, he could tell them to run and get off the island before he finished transforming. He would know what was happening. He would be experiencing nature."
To everyone whose two favorite hobbies are reading and overthinking: I think you will like Alex.
Holly Black werewolf novella?? Yes, please.
It was very short, but the narration was absolutely perfect for the story it was trying to tell. It was such a strange story, but if you aren't looking for a strange story then why are you reading Holly Black??
~ THE NIGHT MARKET
"They're fickle as cats and twice as cruel. You know the tales. They'll steal your heart if you let them and if you don't, they'll curse you for your good sense. They're night things—spirits—and don't care for the day. They don't like gold, either. It reminds them of the sun."
"She knew she should run. She'd beaten him and if she stayed any longer, he would surely put a curse on her. But she didn't move."
This one is definitely one of my favorites out of all the stories. I can't stop wondering if the Eva in the story is the same Eva from The Folk of the Air. It would be really cool if it really is Jude's mom in here.
Right from the start, I liked Tomasa. She was a little foolish, but she was brave and smart enough to figure out ways to solve her problems. Her voice was strong in the narration, and I wish we had more short stories with her!
The dark, secretive mood of this novella made it feel super magical! By the end, I was completely obsessed with the elf boy. It definitely has the same feel to it as The Folk of the Air, so if you loved that series, you will love this short story.
~ THE DOG KING
"Not to be outdone by his subjects, the king of Dunbardain obtained his own wolf pup and has trained it to be his constant companion. He calls it Elienad. It is quite a coup to have one, not unlike making the son of a great foreign lord one's slave. The wolf has very nice manners, too. He rests beneath the king's table, eats scraps of food daintily from the king's hand, and lets the ladies of the court ruffle his thick, black fur."
"She has never seen him with a human face, but she knows him immediately. Her pale mouth curves into a smile. 'I didn't know they let you out of the palace,' she says. She is very beautiful, even dying."
Yet another werewolf story! I didn't even like werewolves before reading this book, but now my mind is changed. There were a lot of twists, some I predicted, others I didn't. Even now, so long after reading it, that ending haunts me.
This story is such an unexpected gem.
~ VIRGIN
"Let me tell you something about unicorns—they're faeries and faeries aren't to be trusted."
"When it was his turn to talk, he told stories. He told me ones I knew, old stories, and he told me old-sounding ones I had never heard."
This story definitely kept the same mood as The Modern Faerie Tales, and I can't help but wonder if this novella takes place in the Elfhame world! The only way I can think to describe is that it was gritty but in a really good way. Like the way that The Modern Faerie Tales was gritty.
The writing perfectly captures the fever-dream of that strange summer, the odd wonder that was Zachary, Jen's naive and curious nature (that gets her into trouble), Tayna's carefree way of navigating the world–all of it. This one is one of the stories that just leaves you thinking.
I also just want to say I NEED more of Zachary. I can't listen to Enchanted by Taylor Swift without thinking of him. He was so weird and crazy and had that sense of wonder that is so unreasonably difficult to find in characters.
~ IN VODKA VERITAS
"Looking at their faces, I suddenly realize I know them. It's the Latin Club. Diego, Jenny, Ashley, Mike, and David. And their advisor, Ms. Esposito. Geeks, one and all. My people.
'What are you doing?' My words come out slurred.
'Bringing Bacchanalia to Wallingford,' said Jenny. 'And you're going to help us.'"
"'It's genius,' he says, 'but definitely evil genius.'"
Who would have guessed that I, an avid fan of The Secret History, would love a Holly Black novella about a bacchanal? If there is anything I learn from these types of stories, it is to NEVER take a Greek or Latin class. Or possibly that I SHOULD take a Greek or Latin class...spiraling into evil does sound enticing.
This short story was a really, really, REALLY fun read. I find the concept of bacchanals intriguing, and the absolute chaos taking place in this novella was incredibly entertaining. So many bad things happened, and the wicked go unpunished. Fun!
~ THE COAT OF STARS
"It hadn't made sense. He wouldn't accept it. He wouldn't go home."
"'Lyle?' Rafe asked. 'Do you remember me?'"
The Coat of Stars is an AMAZING short story about a boy who tries to make a bargain with the fair folk to get back someone he lost. It was written so beautifully and has a sense of melancholy that pierces through everything. I promise that this novella will HAUNT you.
Also, Holly Black is friends with Cassandra Clare, and I was very amused to find that the main character in this novella is named Rafael Santiago. A reference to Cassie's Raphael Santiago from The Shadowhunter Chronicles??
No, the protagonist of this novella is not a vampire. He is human.
Anyway, this story absolutely consumed my thoughts for days after reading it. The concept of fair folk and fairytale bargains is something I am inexplicably drawn towards, so I tend to like stuff like this. If you liked Once Upon a Broken Heart, this novella will absolutely obliterate you.
~ PAPER CUTS SCISSORS
"'That's smart,' Justin said, thinking of Theseus picking his way through the Minotaur's lair, unwinding Ariadne's string behind him. Thinking of how his heart had pounded when he was lost in the stacks. It wasn't just smart, it was clever, even classical. He wished he'd thought of it."
"'Of course I like books!' Justin said, looking up. He didn't know how to explain. He'd started library school to get Linda to Sandlin, but he actually liked it. It felt good to carefully organize the books so that other people would know what they were getting themselves into. 'I've always liked books. I just don't trust them.'"
This short story was a little trippy, but really fun at the same time. Basically, it's about a dude (Justin) who gets a job working with books that come to life. I loved every single page.
I can't help but wonder if the Justin in this novella is Jude and Taryn's dad. The way he described his girlfriend sounded an awful lot like how Eva was hinted to look like, not to mention the word choices that parallel The Folk of the Air.
i wrote reviews for the rest of the novellas, but they didn't save and I don't feel like writing them again :(