*sigh*
Where do I begin now that I've finished?
The toil over, at least for now (perhaps forever?... The fifth book is supposed to be released next year). I think this book was better than the last two, for two reasons: 1) It was more than a hundred pages shorter, and 2) There were finally more Disney characters, good and bad. The idea that there might actually be good guys in this world is finally explored, but sadly still mishandled. Some of them are described so laughably different that there's no way in the world the kids in the book would recognize them as their movie or ride counterparts, let alone the kids reading. For all the in-depth and backstage research the author was apparently allowed, he still manages to get in a whole lot of inaccuracies about the parks and characters (Big Ben in Epcot's UK? And since when is Pluto a Great Dane?). The writing is as random and inconsistent as ever, the characters are still unpleasant and irritating, continue to not act their age, snark at each other, and figure out things either way too easily or not easily enough. They are still so underdeveloped and one-dimensional that I don't know or really care about any of them--some of their full still names haven't even been revealed--and that is a real problem. The writer is trying really hard to raise the stakes, but with the convoluted plot and underwhelming, rushed resolutions to threats, the whole situation just doesn't come across as really that serious.
UPDATE 30 May 2012: I can't believe I didn't mention this in my review last year, since it still bugs me to this day. Frollo! Why does he describe Frollo in a way that NO ONE would recognize him?!? It even prompted me to do an illustration of the real Frollo from the film and parks side by side with the character Pearson describes, and they are not at ALL alike. I even sent it to him with a letter describing my disappointment at his disrespect for Disney properties, to which I received a brief and terse reply from his secretary who assured me that he has editors and fact-checkers, which I must most seriously doubt. Now, back to 2011...
I'm still having a pretty hard time understanding all the glowing reviews, especially from people who claim to love Disney. True Disney fans should be annoyed and disappointed with these books. I also don't get who this was written for. The author himself said he doesn't consider a specific audience when he writes, but that he focuses on the story. If that's true, I wonder how well his other ventures fare when this focus is required. They were all pretty quick reads, but I spent way too much time going back and trying to figure out when or where something that was later referenced happened, only to find it never did, or it happened differently than described. I'm very sorry if someone put their heart and soul into the work of editing or fact-checking these books, because if they did, it certainly doesn't show. According to Mr. Pearson, this will end up being a seven-book series, but I just can't imagine three more books of this story and these characters. The real reason I secretly hope that these books aren't published is because I'm afraid part of me will feel obligated to read them, since I've come this far. (Hopefully by the time they're released the feeling will have passed.) As for his hoped-for and proposed movie adaptation, I guess I can see a Disney Channel treatment of one or more of them, but they will REALLY need some story and script work before they would work on screen in any capacity. The kids' snarky characters will probably fit in with today's skewed sensibility toward youth media, but that doesn't mean they'll be any good.
I think kids and Disney fans deserve a great series with this concept. I also think this is not it. I give this one a generous 2 stars (more like 1 1/2) because I did like seeing more of the characters included, and I still get behind the premise, but the plot is flimsy, the danger is contrived and the resolution is always quick and insultingly simplistic. In the end, these books are glorified fanfiction, riddled with inaccuracies and inconsistency of characters, both new and pre-existing.
I think it's time to read some Dickens.