Featuring contributions from Harry Turtledove, Sarah A. Hoyt, S. M. Stirling, and Esther Friesner, this urban fantasy collection features spellbinding stories that reveal how witches from all walks of life cope with the idiosyncrasies of suburbia. Original.
Esther M. Friesner was educated at Vassar College, where she completed B.A's in both Spanish and Drama. She went to on to Yale University; within five years she was awarded an M.A. and Ph.D. in Spanish. She taught Spanish at Yale for a number of years before going on to become a full-time author of fantasy and science fiction. She has published twenty-seven novels so far; her most recent titles include Temping Fate from Penguin-Puffin and Nobody's Princess from Random House.
Her short fiction and poetry have appeared in Asimov's, Fantasy & Science Fiction, Aboriginal SF, Pulphouse Magazine, Amazing, and Fantasy Book, as well as in numerous anthologies. Her story, "Love's Eldritch Ichor," was featured in the 1990 World Fantasy Convention book.
Her first stint as an anthology editor was Alien Pregnant By Elvis, a collection of truly gonzo original tabloid SF for DAW books. Wisely, she undertook this project with the able collaboration of Martin H. Greenberg. Not having learned their lesson, they have also co-edited the Chicks In Chainmail Amazon comedy anthology series for Baen Books, as well as Blood Muse, an anthology of vampire stories for Donald I Fine, Inc.
"Ask Auntie Esther" was her regular etiquette and advice column to the SFlorn in Pulphouse Magazine. Being paid for telling other people how to run their lives sounds like a pretty good deal to her.
Ms. Friesner won the Nebula Award for Best Short Story of 1995 for her work, "Death and the Librarian," and the Nebula for Best Short Story of 1996 for "A Birth Day." (A Birth Day" was also a 1996 Hugo Award finalist.) Her novelette, "Jesus at the Bat" was on the final Nebula ballot in the same year that "Death and the Librarian" won the award. In addition, she has won the Romantic Times award for Best New Fantasy Writer in 1986 and the Skylark Award in 1994. Her short story, "All Vows," took second place in the Asimov's SF Magazine Readers' Poll for 1993 and was a finalist for the Nebula in 1994. Her Star Trek: Deep Space Nine novel, Warchild, made the USA TODAY bestseller list.
She lives in Connecticut with her husband, two children, two rambunctious cats, and a fluctuating population of hamsters.
Hmmm...how does one squeeze in the necessary sabbats and coven meetings, what with all the schlepping the kids to soccer practice and the mall? Can a young, modern, suburban witch really have it all?
Here's a collection of vaguely amusing but mostly forgettable short stories to answer those questions. Keep in mind - the stories were SO unengrossing, it took me over two years to finish this book.
The one bright spot was "Birdwitching" by Harry Turtledove (no pun intended, I'm sure!), about two rival birdwatching witches using magic to inflate their Christmas day bird counts. This story alone, raised the star-count by one, and is truly worth the price of the book.
This book was exactly what I wanted: light, amusing short stories. None of the stories are hugely memorable, or immediately made me go out and hunt for other books by the author. However, nearly all of them made me laugh. They're short, they're cute, they're light-hearted, and they all deal with witches in suburbia - from the first story about how magic raises the stakes in a local bird watching contest to the final story of how parents try to affect the outcome of their children's Quidditch-esque game.
Witch Way to the Mall edited by Esther Friesner sounded like it had a lot of potential with all of the short stories included in the collection. For the most part, though, this was just plain underwhelming. I was originally considering trying more from Friesner, but I think I'll skip them now.
Let me put my cards on the table first: I adore Esther Friesner as a writer – and having seen her at a few conventions, she is just as boisterous and witty in person. So even though I’m not a huge fan of urban (or suburban) fantasy, I came into this anthology with high expectations.
I admit, I did find the introduction over-the-top to the point of being too-obvious funny, which usually doesn’t hit my laughter bone. It is clever, though, and sets a nice opening tone.
(FYI – if you don’t want to read a story-by-story, flip down to the line of asterisks for a summary.)
“Birdwitching” by Harry Turtledove starts off the anthology with a witchery arms race – centered around the birdwatching count / competition between two neighboring counties. This is a folksy, funny tale with seamless integration of birding jargon. It builds well throughout and comes to a satisfying conclusion. The problem that muddied some of the reading for me was the fact that Turtledove wasn’t wholly clear about how witches fit into the real world and how the birding count related to witch activity until very late in the story. That marred some of the tension.
Steven Piziks’ “Witch Warrior” takes the legend of Baba Yaga and brings it to a world of and suburban Celtic warriors when the famed witch attempts to claim a father’s adopted children. Another tight, witty tale, crackling with energy and well-incorporated personal knowledge. Here I found only one small quibble, that the protagonist’s inward debate was illustrated in a way that was a bit too on-the-nose, but it was definitely enjoyable.
“Nimue and the Mall Nymphs” by Lee Martindale has an amusing setup: a witch lost in the back corridors of a suburban mall runs into a group of bubbleheaded pretenders. The events are humorous, but it came off a bit flat and dry for me – a funny concept that didn’t wholly translate into a funny story. I also had trouble suspending my disbelief about the labyrinthine construction of the mall and honestly, expected it to have supernatural origins.
Kevin Andrew Murphy provides us with “Tacos for Tezxatlipoca,” the story of a young man who buys himself a stuffed manticore and finds himself a magician. This story has a more subdued sense of humor than the first two, but in this one, it works, providing smiles along with the grins that the absurd situation conjures up. Unfortunately, I thought the story flatlined at the end. I was expecting more drama and consequence from the conclusion, though there are hints …
I thought Hildy Silverman’s “The Darren” was one of the best stories so far. It takes place at a dance for a school where witches are segregated from the normal population. Mariah has to chaperone a wayward friend and gets more than she bargained for. Typical teenaged shennanigans take on a mystical cast with an intriguing glimpse into how publicly known witches would interface with the rest of society. (I thought it was fairly realistic, too, or maybe I’m just cynical.) There was an element late in the story that I thought didn’t walk the silly-scary line quite properly, diffusing some of the tension, but that was a minor flaw.
Sarah A. Hoyt’s “The Incident of The Inferno Grill” is another entertaining story that peters out somewhat at the end – though more forgiveable as this is a very relaxed story to start with. The fun is watching the bewildered narrator cope with his new boss, a psychic investigator, and the possessed grill they have been called in to deal with. File this under cats, properties of, and be prepared for a few real belly-laughs in this otherwise low-key humor story.
Dave Freer’s “Soot” features a charming feline narrator whose sarcasm and superiority are the highlights of this story. The plot follows a witch, her familiar and a local troll as they attempt to stop the opening of a door to the world of the fey. The background and goal of the story are somewhat muddled. However, it is enjoyable sharing Soot’s point of view for a while.
Storm Christopher’s “The House of Lost Dreams” starts with vivid descriptions and a lush, metaphor-laden tone that perfectly suits the story that follows. A restless salesman stops at this mysterious store and finds unusual merchandise within its array of boxes. I loved this story: it’s sweet, sorrowful and absorbing, with the perfect conclusion. If I have to pick any nits, the narrator’s angry outbursts early in the story seemed excessive – but a minor point in a lovely tale.
“Queen of Suburbia” by Selina Rosen is one of the highlights of this anthology. This the story of a witch with a plot to take over the world with good luck generated from an email chain-letter … and the writer who runs afoul of her. The build and tone of this story are pitch-perfect, and I loved the ending. Rosen should have foreshadowed her protagonist’s knowledge of sorcery earlier, but that’s the only thing I could point out that could possibly be improved. Great story.
Esther Friesner has a knack for writing great humor stories intimately involving mundane professions, and “Twice A Year” is no exception – about a dental hygienist and her yearly struggle against an entity of the sea. If there is a flaw here, it’s the over-the-top, expository dialogue. People don’t explain things they know to each other in quite the fashion herein, and the rest of the story is close enough to real-world logic that it didn’t quite jive for me. However, the story is intriguing and whacky both and builds slowly to an entertaining – and walrus-y – conclusion.
David Vierling’s “Neighborhood Witch” delivers a delightful tale of a husband and wife pair who arrive in their new neighborhood … and stumble not just one but three bizarre local communities. In attempting to find peace and quiet in their new surroundings, they provide the reader with an excellent tale, good to the stomach-turning conclusion. Very well-done.
K.D. Wentworth’s “Hex Education” is an entertaining story that begins with a soccer mom – literally – and her suddenly uncooperative Honda. Suspecting magical meddling from her well-meaning husband at first, she soons discovers there is more afoot. This is a nice, solid story that pffts out a bit with a too-mild climax, but the turns it takes are fun to read.
Jan and S.M. Stirling’s “The Importance of Communication” is a lighthearted story about a retired witch whose old friend and evil-battling buddy shows up on her doorstep to discuss her daughter’s potential gifts. This is another one of those stories that doesn’t really seem to climax, maybe through a lack of tension. It’s frothy and enjoyable, though, and has a few perfect snicker-worthy lines.
From David D. Levine comes “Midnight At The Center Court,” a story set in the seventies about a young boy discontent with the gender division of magic, his best friend, and a haunted mall. The references to popular television shows of the era were lost on me, but might be more familiar to older readers. I thought this was a sweet, simple story of friendship, though one of the central issues posed – the reasons why certain kinds of magic are reserved for women – was never answered.
“The Price of Beauty” by Robin Wayne Bailey is about an appearance-fixated woman whose trips to a charmingly-named witchery salon are the only thing – as far as she believes – that can keep her on top. Can a shallow siren learn the true meaning of beauty? While the story leads the reader on to find out, the spoiled-brat behavior of the lead character makes it hard to sympathize with her. (Also, way too many exclamation points.)
I would classify Brenda W. Clough’s “Making Love” as slipstream, a story where you’re not entirely sure whether it’s fantasy or simply the perception of the character, but it’s a quiet, touching tale nonetheless. Milly’s magic is in her knitting, small works of art that bring love wherever they go – but she’s at a loss how to convince her husband of their curative powers. Nicely done.
Ellie Tupper’s “Yo Moms A Dragon” takes on the idea of a dragon banished from another dimension and trapped in human form and pits her against a trio of too-perfect self-help divas. It’s an energetic story with one of the best food fights I’ve seen in fantasy (now there’s something you don’t type every day) and great twists and turns. I felt there were a few too-convenient loose ends that weren’t properly addressed, but this is still a fun ride.
“Witch’s Brew” from Berry Kercheval is the cute tale of a reluctant witch who finds that doing homework while serving as a barrista can lead to unexpected complications, as she and a school crush chase after an imp. While not dramatic, it’s fluffy and enjoyable.
Daniel M. Hoyt’s “The FairWitch Project” follows a group of mortalos – children of witches who choose to live non-magical lifestyles (?) – as they plan to play the biggest prank yet on the magical community. That question-mark indicates my main problem with the story: I was never a hundred percent sure what the exact definition of a mortalo was. The conclusion is certainly worth the read, though. Overall, this story is a nice examination of the perils of using magic to the exclusion of the real world.
Julia S. Mandala’s “Valley Witch” is a (sometimes painfully) exaggerated story of a cross-world sorceress and her son hiding out in high school. I loved the description of the Evil Academy which the main character (the son) attended, and the references to it were gems. It’s a good clash of humor and tropes, though I found Tiffany’s character to be overdone.
Jody Lynn Nye closes the anthology with “There’s No ‘I’ In Coven,” the story of a competitive Pentackle mom and one memorable game where both her children have an opportunity to shine. Sports stories are always hit and miss with me; after a certain point, I tend to lose interest in the play-by-play. This was a very well-done example, though I found the amount of parental interference from adults who were portrayed as seasoned spectators stretched my credulity. (This could, however, just be because I don’t have any personal experience with sports parents!) Sometimes, it’s all right to have a narrator who’s just a spectator … and the engaging tale of the two siblings would have held up without their mother taking part.
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Overall, this was a strong anthology, with no stories that I would classify as really “bad,” several solid stories, and a few gems – one of the best being the only non-humor piece in the anthology (“The House of Lost Dreams”). Some of the jokes flatlined for me, but the majority worked – which, the sense of humor of individuals and authors both being so varied, is quite an achievement. As far as the construction of the anthology, I thought the pace from story to story was well-constructed, though the opening – two boisterous, in-your-face stories followed by one of the weakest in the anthology – could have been improved.
The virtue of this anthology is that every story takes the mundane, the ordinary, the tiny rituals and patterns of modern life, and brings them to life – sometimes with magic, sometimes athwart it, but always putting it in a new light. And if urban fantasy draws on the vast, sometimes ineffable power of the big cities, then this is the heart of what suburban fantasy should be. On that count, forging a new definition (however tongue-in-cheek) and living up to it, this anthology succeeds.
As with any collection some were better than others. The best of them left me wishing to follow the characters further. In "Tacos for Tezcatlipoca" by Kevin Andrew Murphy, a young man goes to a garage sale and purchases a stuffed manticore cub on a base (which he believes to be the product of a mad taxidermist) for an unusual price. He finds it does indeed bring wonderment. "Midnight at the Center Court" by David D. Levine features a teenage boy struggling with the gender dichotomy of Goddess spells (which he feels cover all the cool spells, but are reserve.d for women) and God spells which he finds boring. He detects a great evil gathering at the local mall and tries to locate it using a Goddess spell, for which he is grounded by his parents. Upon doing some studying related to his punishment, he realizes that something needs to be done that night.... At the end of the story, I wanted to know what the consequences of his actions were...
These were just a few of the highlights. I don't think there was a bad story in the lot.
During the summer I was heading downtown one afternoon, and I started thinking about how popular urban fantasy has been over the past several decades, and that I'd never heard of anyone publishing suburban fantasy, which seemed a little odd. I started plotting out a possible such story, and after I'd started writing it out, did some research to make sure I wasn't going over well-trod ground, which is how I found this book.
So, what we have here is a collection of stories about witches, all linked by the setting of suburbia. All the classic suburban stereotypes are there: SUVs and soccer moms, strip malls and PTAs, housewives and urban sprawl. The authors manage to interpret that in a variety of unique ways, however, and manage to give you a fun glimpse into how magic would change the suburbs, and how the suburbs would change the practice of magic.
This was a delightful set of stories, all featuring witches (duh), who are trying to live somewhat normal lives in suburban environments. Out of the book, only two stories were "just ok," and the rest were funny, delightful, or a somehow else an enjoyment to read.
A definite recommendation for anyone who enjoys light supernatural.
Very cozy collection of magical stories set in various suburban situations. Some were too cutesy for my taste, but some had just enough sass to be fun.
A 2009 Anthology from Baen having 21 stories about Witches and witch-kin in suburbia. Urban fantasy step aside - soccer moms with possessed minivans, gingerbread at PTA bake sales, and finding the right spices and charcoal for a sacrifice (of fast food) are the challenges on the plate. A series of comedic fantasy stories about ticky-tacky houses, family, and shopping, Witch Way to the Mall has the typical unevenness of anthology - but being a big-name publication instead of an indie the starting point is higher.
The lead story for this book is "Birdwatching" by Harry Turtledove. The inter-town competition of spotting birds takes on a whole new side when the feud of two witches burns over to the annual population count. As I like neither birdwatching, nor Harry Turtledove's writing, this is the only story in the anthology I could not stomach finishing. If you like Mr. Turtledove's writing, you may enjoy it.
Standouts "Nimue and the Mall Nymphs" by Lee Martindale - The description of the mall is worth the price of admission for anyone who has tried to find a bathroom in one of these trendy architectural monstrosities. And the story is nice too.
"The House of Lost Dreams" by Storm Christopher - Another where the location description is so spot on, as anyone who has navigated through a pothole filled parking lot would agree. The story itself is bittersweat as a Lost Dream.
"Witch Warrior" by Steven Piziks - may be the best story in the book, but unfortunately I recently took a class on Baba Yaga, so this one was a huge fail for me on the fantasy side because it broke the fairy tale rules for her according what I learned. (Like vampires-who-sparkle level of fail - sigh - sometimes knowing too much can be a determent to story enjoyment. Again very nice story aside from my issue with Baba Yaga walking.)
"The Darren" by Hildy Silverman has a sweet (and, ultimately, sad if you think about it too hard) ending. Plus has a nice Big Battle scene.
"Witch's Brew" by Berry Kercheval - A favorite of mine simply because the major device for creating havoc is one I have used as a DM on my players. Do not sound out spells without the proper protections in place. The relationship between teenage student and patient teacher is pretty awesome and reminiscent of my favorite teachers. The love-hate respect-frustration patronage-success emotions are captured perfectly. This short is one of the most believable simply because of the relationships between characters.
"There's no I in Coven" by Jody Lynn Nye - Another entry into magical sports; Pentackle is equal to Quidditch in pure gangbusters action - and I would love to see this story play out in the visual medium. Tied with "Witch Warrior" for best story in the book.
Like picking your way through a box of rewarding cream filled chocolates
Loved every minute of this enjoyable anthology and discovered a number of new (for me) writers that I`ll be looking for in the future. Pretty much every item is a gem and no real clunkers.
The book starts out with the amusing "Birdwitching" by veteran Harry Turtledove about competitive suburban witches. Lee Martindale`s "Nimue and the Mall Nymphs" gives a nod to Buffy (which might appeal to fans of the character Willow) and "The Darren" with its pop culture reference to Bewitched is more about teen angst and ethnic identity. Punny references abound. "Neighbourhood Witch" is really just a shaggy dog story, but a fun one, and in "Soot" told from a familiar cat's POV we meet a "Neandertroll" and learn that Neanderthals and Trolls are the same thing. I especially enjoyed "Witch (which) Warrior" by Steve Piziks, "Queen of Suburbia" for its takes on chain letters and politics, and the poignant "Twice a Year" by anthology editor Esther Freisner.
The humour would also appeal to fans of Terry Pratchet, Neil Gaiman, Piers Anthony or Larry Niven's The Magic Goes Away Collection. I was not familiar with Esther Freisner and I will certainly look up more of her work.
This was a library read but I enjoyed it so much that I`ll be adding it to my purchases next time I need a topper to get free shipping. A book this strong makes it a keeper. Excellent stocking stuffer or small gift to a teenager given that just over half the stories are teen oriented or involve children, suitable for ages 13 and up; some parents might object because sexual references.
I quite liked most of the stories in this collection of suburban stories about witches, but I would have liked it more if there were fewer of the stories. Twenty-one is just too many. Here's a description of five of them. “The Darren” by Hildy Silverman is about Mariah and her first school dance. Her friend Sarah gets too close to a “Darren” while Mariah meets another who is quite bright. “The Incident of the Inferno Grill” by Sarah Hoyt is about a backyard grill “more complex than some upper model cars” that is possessed. “Some grills are,” tells Ken to his skeptical, broke, new employee, who is unnamed. “The House of Lost Dreams” by Storm Christopher is his first sale and quite wonderful. Howie rediscovers his childhood dream: to be a clown. “The Price of Beauty” by Robin Wayne Bailey is about three witches operating a suburban Birnam Wood Mall beauty store called Crab, Tree and Eva Lynn. The story ends with Miss Crab asking, “’When shall we three meet again?’ Miss Tree sighed and sounded bored ‘In thunder, lightning or in the goddamn neverending rain.’ Eva Lynn shrugged, ‘Personally, I’m for Sheboygan.’” “Witch Warrior” by Steven Piziks finds a Dad who is less powerful as witch than his wife, but when Baba Yaga comes to claim his Ukrainian- born children he fights back: with his lawn tractor.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
The stories listed below are worth reading, in my opinion. The rest were pretty forgettable.
Best stories in the book: All of these had excellent world building in a limited format, great characters, good twists, lots of humor, and satisfying endings. 5 star stories. Neighborhood Witch by David Vierling Soot by Dave Freer Yo Mom's a Dragon by Ellie Tupper
Honorable Mentions: 3.5-4 star stories. Nimue and the Mall Nymphs by Lee Martindale: Main character really carried this story. Just a really enjoyable read. The Darren by Hildy Silverman: Interesting concept, liked the pacing. The House of Lost Dreams by Storm Christopher: Interesting concept that delivered really well on it's potential. Twice a Year by Esther M. Friesner: Another good one that had great world building, enjoyable characters, and is laced with good humor. The Importance of Communication by Jan and S.M. Stirling: Fairly simple story, but relationships between the characters were really well portrayed and the dialog was well written.
It's hard to rate a book with short stories by different authors, because some of the stories in this collection were quite good, and well written. I especially liked "The House of Lost Dreams" by Storm Christopher. "Tacos for Tezcatlipoca" by Kevin Andrew Murphy is worth reading as well, especially because it has a different angle - instead of witches and wizards, and magick, it's about magicians and beliefs from other, non-Western, religions and cults. I also liked "The Darren" by Hildy Silverman, "The Incident of the Inferno Grill" by Sarah A. Hoyt, and "Witch's Brew" by Berry Kercheval.
As one would expect for a book like this, it was both silly and fun. I actually really liked some of the stories and wouldn't mind reading more set in those worlds. "Tacos for Tezcatlipoca", for example, was pretty interesting.
Nothing here is that serious, of course, but if you just want a fun read and like anthologies (particularly if you liked the Chicks in Chainmail anthologies), I recommend it.
Eh, I had read a few of Friesner's Chicks in Chainmail anthology, which were better. It's a bad sign when the book starts with an apology for its own subject matter (suburbs). More significantly, there wasn't much of a theme, so even decent stories were at cross-purposes with other decent stories, making the transitions between stories jarring. That said, the stories themselves were entertaining.
This is a neat concept. Some of the stories have good re-read value. Others, however, seemed very similar to other stories. There are two followup collections, one dealing with werewolves and one with vampires. I'm not sure I'm interested enough to buy them. If my library had them I would check them out right away, though.
I was very disappointed by this book. The quality of writing varied quite greatly from story to story and some of them were so poor I wonder how they came to be published (and that from a John Ringo fan!). Thankfully the quality improved enough towards the end of the book to keep me going but it really wasn't worth the bother.
Witches in Suburbia. Fluffy, light, and not terribly memorable stories. This collection less in the comic fantasy vein than Friesner's collections often are. The book served its purpose, but I don't think there any authors that I particularly want to dig up more of having read this collection.
I haven't read all the stories yet, but David Vierling is a friend. That said, his story "Neighborhood Witch" is truly surprising & funny. That is decidedly not where I thought it was going.
Short stories. Great fun. Particularly liked David D. Levine's story 'Midnight at the Center Court', and you gotta love Jody Lynn Nye's title 'There's no 'I' in Coven'
I really like this collection of stories! They are modern, witty, snarky, and addicting. A great choice when you are between novels, or just have a bit of time to read something quick.
Esther Friesner does the usual wonderful job in selecting stories that are good and fun. If you are a fan of the Chicks in Chainmail, you will enjoy this one, too.