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352 pages, Paperback
First published February 26, 2002
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GREED MENU
APÉRITIF
Leche de Mamasita
Vodka, cream, and green ink
FIRST COURSE
Crostini de Jesus
Crisp baked wafer spread with a messianic pâté.
Sprinkling of Rindfleisch.
SECOND HELPINGS
Smoked Green Makaku
Herb-flecked loin of baboon, slow smoked over endangered tropical hardwoods.
MAIN COURSE
Fried Capitalist Pig
Deep-fried Haitian pork rind served in a bitter sauce. Garnished with eye-of-the-needle pickles.
DESSERT
Rock Candy Mountain
Served in a pool of whiskey sauce.
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Now must the spindleshanks, lanky and lean,This book made many of its readers squirmish, queasy, annoyed, thrilled, mesmerized. Compared to modern culinary delights, it is not so unworldly, unthinkable or unbelievable at all.
trip to the banquet, for soon will, I wean,
high on the table be smoking a dish,
Brimming with game and with fowl and with fish.
(called) Plattero-filleto-mulelto-turboto-cranio-morselo-pickleo-acido-silphio- honeyo-poureontehtopo-ouzelo-thrusheo-cushatao-culvero-cutleto- roastingo-marrowo-dippero-leveret-syrupo-gibleto-wings
So now ye have heard these tidings true, get hold of a plate and an omelet too!