As we get through two-thirds of Enid Blyton’s most famous book series, we must ask once more whether Blyton is going to merely regurgitate the tropes from the earlier books (as in all recent Famous Five books), or attempt something new.
Let’s have a look at the blurb on the back cover:
“Another adventure of the Five, plus an American girl called Bertha (haven’t we already had an American child?) and Jo the gypsy girl (haven’t we already had Jo a couple of times?) involving mysterious visitors to Kirrin Island (haven’t we already had mysterious visitors at Kirrin Island a couple of times?), the kidnapping of George (haven’t we already had one of the Five get kidnapped?), and a visit to the fair (haven’t we already had numerous Five books based around fairs, carnivals and sideshows?)."
In short, Blyton is not going to offer us anything new in this 14th outing. What does she offer us?
Our heroes are once more reunited at the home of Georgina, who likes to be called George, so I will call her Georgina. Once more the action revolves around their bad-tempered Uncle Quentin, the scientist of many fields, who seems able to work on any project whatsoever. These are always benevolent, though Blyton allows an uncharacteristic note of cynicism by having the Five ask if he is working on something that will blow things up.
As ever it is a secret project, but the bad guys are hoping to kidnap the daughter of Quentin’s colleague, Elbur Wright, so that he can be persuaded to part with the secrets concerning his work with Quentin.
Quentin is scornful of Elbur’s weakness for his daughter. The man who neglects his own child and is always happy to spend time away from her is unlikely to feel sympathy with a man who puts his daughter before his own work.
The only thing that Elbur can do is make sure that his daughter Berta is kept under police supervision until the work is done. So of course he instead takes Berta to stay with the Kirrins.
They do cunningly disguise Berta by cutting her hair to make her look like a boy. That should fool the evil kidnappers, though maybe allowing Berta to bring along her cute little poodle Sally might offer up a hint to her identity. I’m beginning to think these science boffins are not very bright after all.
Elbur and Berta are the Americans, so they conform to Blyton’s usual stereotypes of Americanism. Elbur is big. Berta is effete and feeble. This means that she will only be given a ticket to appear in one Famous Five adventure.
Indeed the Five are curiously bad at making friends. None of them ever spends their vacation with a classmate or friend from closer to home. They just hang out with cousins and siblings. Perhaps they are not that popular at school.
I imagine that the problem is Georgina who always throws a sulk when any other child joins them. She hates tomboys who act like her, and she hates children who are too soft. She hates children who are richer and children who are poorer. Really she is quite an unappealing character after you have stayed with her for 14 books.
So of course Georgina hates Berta for being too weak-natured and for posing as a boy and doing a better job of it than Georgina. This will have unfortunate consequences later.
With the children in danger from kidnappers, it is important that Quentin and Fanny do their utmost to protect them. So of course they clear off to visit Elbur so Quentin can help him with some calculations. Fanny could at least stay behind but doesn’t. They must really loathe the Kirrin children.
Instead the onus is left on the Kirrin’s maid, Joan. I really hope they are paying her well. Soon after Anne hears a motorboat on the water and sees mysterious happenings on Kirrin Island.
Obviously the only thing to do is call the police. So the Five decide instead to row down to Kirrin Island and investigate. Aren’t the rocks around Kirrin Island dangerous and difficult to negotiate? Seems that only the Five and any villainous scoundrels know how to get there.
Still if they are the kidnappers, won’t it be dangerous to take Berta along with them? The Five decide that it might be more dangerous to leave her behind unattended. Good thinking, though I still think it would make more sense to call the police. Even if the visitors are just trespassers, it’s not a good idea for children to be challenging them.
Actually it's not good thinking at all. Bringing the child who is in danger of kidnapping to an island that might be full of kidnappers is the stupidest thing I ever heard.
When the Five arrive, the intruders are leaving, and we never actually learn who they were, or what they were doing on the island. It seems that Joan had the sense to call the police. I guess they know how to row around the dangerous rocks too.
Wasn’t there a secret passageway connected to the coast that everyone could have used to get to the island? I’m sure one was mentioned in an earlier story. Perhaps like one of the secret routes through Hogwarts it appears and disappears at different times, depending on the necessity of the story.
In a surprising development, the Five get a ticking off from the police for taking matters into their own hands, but this will not prevent them from meddling throughout the rest of the book, even when it would be safer to call the police. If the kidnappers were on the island, then perhaps a quick call to the police would have led to the kidnappers being rounded up earlier, and averted some ugliness later.
Oh well, that’s not how the Five work. Given their intolerance towards petty crime and general lawlessness, I cannot help wondering if the Five became vigilantes when they grew up. However the Five never grow up, since this is their 13th or 14th summer holiday, and they are the same ages as they were in the first book.
Quentin and Fanny are presumably informed of these activities, and the possible danger to their children. Their response, predictably enough, is to stay away for another week.
Matters take a dramatic turn when Georgina is kidnapped in a case of mistaken identity – just as Dick was once mistakenly kidnapped. Both were mistaken for Americans too. Let’s pretend not to notice these similarities.
The next chapter is called ‘Discoveries in the wood’. Yes, things take a sad turn. The kidnappers realise they have the wrong girl (well they would have to be pretty stupid not to notice that Georgina has a British accent, and isn’t American). While investigating Georgina’s disappearance, the Five find her body parts scattered throughout the wood.
Ok, obviously that would be too dark for a children’s book. They do find clues which will lead them to a fairground. As we all know sideshow entertainers are a bunch of criminals. This also leads to the return of Jo, the gypsy girl, who appeared in earlier books.
She only has a supporting role in the later chapters, presumably because her ticket for a Famous Five adventure expired, or maybe Georgina drove her away. It is notable that Jo is staying with Joan’s cousin nearby, and the Five have not made one attempt to visit her until they need her.
So Jo essentially saves the day when the Five’s refusal to call in the police gets them into trouble, and she even finds time to send a dirty note to Julian. My, they are growing up. Ok, not that kind of dirty.
There is not a single original or interesting idea in Five Have Plenty of Fun, but there is certainly a good deal of activity. I suspect the book really only deserves two stars, but I’m feeling indulgent and it was quite enjoyable, so I will award it three.