It's Wodehouse. He could've titled it America, It's Over and it would still be a riot. Streets filled with gentlemen, and gentlemen's gentlemen. And, rising from the oceanic depths, 47 gingerheaded sailors - because the Atlantic needs its theater
It's an autobiography of sorts - tracing (lightly, as you would a whimsical pattern on a foggy window on a lazy day) Wodehouse's years as a young writer in New York, rising from the pulps to musicals to Hollywood.
Wodehouse on income tax: And the children. As the father looks at their hideous faces and reflects that he is entitled to knock off a nice little sum per gargoyle, the austerity of his demeanor softens and he pats them on the head and talks vaguely about ice cream for supper.
Wodehouse on the dreaminess of authors: Around about the beginning of May, authors get restless and start dreaming about girls in abbreviated swim suits. It is easy to detect the symptoms. The moment you hear yours muttering about the Golden West and God's Sunshine and Out There Beyond the Stifling City put sulphur in his absinthe and lock him up in the kitchenette.
Wodehouse on pigeons: The bird just pecks at it in a condescending sort of way. 'Bread!' it says to the other pigeons with a short laugh, and not a nice laugh, either. 'Stale bread! He wouldn't spring a nickel for a bag of peanuts, would he? Oh, no, not Wodehouse. Who does the man think he is? Gaspard the Miser? We'll have to fix Wodehouse.' 'Shall we commence on him now?' says a second pigeon. 'No, we must wait,' says the first pigeon. 'We can't do nothing till Martin gets here.'
Homeboy...at age 75...totally rocked references to Daphne Du Maurier's short story "The Birds" (1952), the light opera "Bells of Corneville" (had to look that one up) and that beloved, yet scary, folk tale "Wait Till Martin Comes" (anthologized in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark).