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219 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 9, 2015
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“Who would want to eat plain old macaroni without cheese?”
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‘And it was ridiculous that the guy who wanted to see through him was Mac. Mac. Bald, cranky, flappy-armed, fellout-of-a-Rockwell-painting FBI agent Mac. So fuck him.
Yeah, fuck him.’
‘Because this, this right here was not a breakdown. Not yet. He took a deep breath and held it at bay. “And don’t think I don’t know how irrational it is to be pissed at you about that, okay? I’m channeling my inner child right now, and fair warning, he’s a whiny fucking brat.”
“You want some of this ass, Mac?”
“I want all of that ass. And the smart-mouthed sidekick it’s attached to.”
“I am the best sidekick ever.” Henry went up on his toes, eyes falling shut briefly. “My action figure would sell more than yours.”![]()
Sometimes he felt like one of those rugged, taciturn heroes from a nineteen-forties movie, who was stuck with some talkative, troublesome broad with a wit as sharp as the cut of her jacket. Driven to distraction by the sway of her hips and the curl of her smile and the way she just didn't listen. Then, right in the final scene of the movie, the hero would grab her by the wrist and crush her to his powerful chest.
"You are the most irritating, annoying, confounded woman!" the hero would begin, and he'd kiss her almost violently until she shut the hell up.
That was Henry. Driving Mac way past distraction and straight to the kissing part.
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"Old Mac-Guinness had a farm," Henry sang dully. "E-IE-I-O."Mac and Henry are on the run again. They decide to stay at McGuinness family farm, which isn't exactly the best place to hide, but they don't have anywhere else to go. In this installment Henry struggles with a lot of things that's related to his past. And he still runs away, even though he promised he'd stop. But what can you do;
"Bird gotta fly, and fish gotta swim."
“You believe in destiny, Val?” Henry settled back. “Like big destiny?”
“What do you mean?”
“Like something Shakespearean.” Henry’s fingers twitched against Mac’s. “Like whatever you do, you can’t avoid it. Like it was the Rasnicks’ destiny to ruin my life from before I was even born.”
“I think that’s bullshit.”
“I am fortune’s fool,” Henry said. “Or fortune’s bitch.”
Flirty Henry was incorrigible. He was also deflecting again. One day, Mac decided, he would surprise the fuck out of both of them and say yes to whatever crazy suggestion fell out of those candy-stained lips.
“You’re so boring, Mac.”
“Shut up, Cheese.”
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“Where are we going?” Henry asked.
Mac drummed his fingers on the steering wheel. “Well, I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but, Henry, I’m taking you home to meet my parents.”
Henry’s mouth dropped open.
Well, fuck.
That was the worst idea he’d heard in a while.
► CHARACTERS:
“Oh yeah. He’s done playing me.” Mac softened his voice. “Loves his sister. Everything’s for her. Everything. He might be a shit, but he’s a shit with a cause.”
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