Everyone, even Gahan Wilson himself, said this book was only for completionists, that it was some of Robert Howard's most crap stories.
Well... I guess I'm that completionist, because I read it.
BLACK CANAAN
The titular story of the collection might be Howard's most racist, and would make Lovecraft himself proud. Taking place in a swampland country, it tells the story of a macho-man hero running around said swamp, investigating the mysterious disappearance of all the... ...ah... ...of all the 'N-words' (A word that is said roughly ten thousand times, because not only is it the only thing the swamp folk can think to call their slaves, but its also a name of the topography). Why are they missing? Where did they go? The natural conclusion can only be that they're massing for an attack, just as they've done before! This time they've been roused by a powerful voodoo man and his evil, sexy daughter/wife (I forget which it turned out to be), who is sexy because she's well-spoken, and has white-woman features, even though she's black.
What immediately struck me about this story (besides the great relief that I was not reading it out loud) was the skin-crawling feeling that this story was almost too real. A bunch of gun-toting white dudes discover that some black people have run away, so their response is "They must be BUILDING AN ARMY in the swamp! GIT ALL THE BOYS, GIT THE GUNS! We'll raid 'em first, stop 'em from doing any of their unspeakable black acts upon our good women-folk!"
Yeesh. *tugs collar*. Boy was I happy to be done with THIS one.
THE HAUNTER OF THE RING
I barely remembered what 'Delenda Est' was about, so let's move on to The Haunter of the Ring, which mercifully did not involve black people (but DID, I think, involve an evil asian guy, so... you win a little, you lose a little).
The Haunter of the Ring begins a strange trend with this book of stories that would have felt far more at home penned by a different Howard. "Gibber jabber about past lives, long lengthy exposition of terrible events, and the main characters are upper-middle-class academics? This feels LOVECRAFTIAN more than like a Robert E Howard story!"
But let's face it, had this been Lovecraft, the woman in the story would have gotten ZERO lines instead of only a few.
THE HOUSE IN THE OAKS
Another story that felt more like a work of Lovecraft than Howard, considering it ends with madness and death and no one "reacts with lightning speed and instinct" to shoot/punch a monster in the face. This story I almost kind of liked. It didn't bring anything new or great to the table, but, well- it wasn't bad.
Next up was a trio of short, bland, bland BLAND little stories. In THE COBRA AND THE DREAM a man dies from his new-found phobia of snakes. DERMODS BANE was a snoozer, and PEOPLE OF THE BLACK COAST was clearly some sort of revenge fantasy Howard had against crabs.
THE NOSELESS HORROR
...Or, as I like to call it, 'The Most Absurd Red Herring'.
The Story is called 'The Noseless Horror'. Our protagonists, heading to the house of their explorer-friend (who has just recovered a mummy), are met at the door by a noseless indian man. Their friend is attacked in the night, and before he dies he yells something about "The noseless horror!".
...the horror, as it turns out, is NOT the noseless servant, but the mummy.
So, there we go.
(As a final note, this story reminded me of 'Out of the Aeons' by Hazel Heald. Someone turned into a still-living mummy? Gatanothoa's right around the corner, chuckling it up!)
MOON OF ZAMBEBWEI
More racist caricatures of black people, led by a smart black guy who's smart because he looks white, worship a big gorilla in a swamp.
That's about it.
IN SUMMARY
Well, everyone said it. Even Gahan Wilson himself. These were terrible stories, fit only for those who want to say "I've read EVERY SINGLE Robert E Howard Story!". They ranged from terrible to not great.
...But, as a completionist... I suppose I did still find some interest in it. It's Robert Howard, which means, even as bad as it was, it still could have been far, far WORSE and more uncomfortable in the hands of other authors doing the same thing. I'll look forward to reading some much better Howard in the future, but I was not wholly displeased to have read this one, gaining a little picture of what Robert Howard looked like when he wasn't churning out gold.
But don't read it unless you're a completionist.
PS: Hold the phone! There was ONE story in this one I kind of actually liked! THE DWELLERS UNDER THE TOMBS! It's a bit meandering, with a bit of a bait-and-switch as far as what's going on, but I still thought it was kind of neat and spooky. Plus it reminded me of a Call of Cthulhu module I ran called 'Darkness Beneath the Hill'. So, maybe you'll like this one if you, like me, have also played Call of Cthulhu and run through 'Darkness Beneath the Hill'.