Hell Train
Author: Christopher Fowler
Publisher: Solaris / Rebellion Publishing
Published In: Oxford, UK
Date: 2012
Pgs: 319
REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Summary:
Conceived as an unfilmed Hammer film that bridges Dracula, Frankenstein, and Dr. Terror.
Eastern Europe, the First World War. A train traveling a war-torn countryside. The Arkangel comes. A casket full of fear. A mysterious red clad Countess. The Brigadier who commands through fear. Satanic rites and creatures of the bizarre, the train has left the station, hope you survive the ride.
Genre:
Fiction
Haunted
Horror
Monster
Mythology
Occult
Pulp
Thrillers
Vampires
Werewolf
Witches
Why this book:
A Hammer film unmade. Got me.
______________________________________________________________________________
Favorite Character:
The Red Countess starts out as a cliche, but she’s a bad ass.
Least Favorite Character:
Nicholas Castleford is an arrogant prig, con man; he is all that’s worst in the Britain of that WW1 era. As his backstory fills in, Nicolas is even more of the quintessential turn-of-the-century English cad.
Miranda, the vicar’s wife, is a very unlikable characters and well deserving of whatever fate is going to reach out of the darkness and devour her.
The difference in the two is that Nicolas seems repentant for his past life and Miranda seems on the verge of doubling down on all that is worst in her psyche.
Character I Most Identified With:
The Writer. Believe we’re all supposed to latch onto the writer and hang our hat on his accomplishment and his disappointment.
The Feel:
Opens with two quotes from Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Respectively, “There is little chance for a person to exercise the imagination today in this complex, programmed society, we have.,” And, “For a while, we really were family.” Fowler is reaching for that Hammer movie feel and I’m aboard.
I can see the Hammer Film-esque story and motif, not so much the classic horror promised on the book jacket. Though that hangs on whether and what you consider classic horror.
Poe-ish elements do build into the story as we move along.
This is very much a Hammer-ish Twilight Zone.
Great mix of everything in this story. All that’s really missing is the creepy clown. The Showman twinges a few of the same feelers, but doesn’t go full Pennywise.
Favorite Scene / Quote:
Is the coffin scratching only in Thomas’s head? He doesn’t react to the red eye staring back at him through the keyhole. He’s already Igor-ed.
When the Prince comes out, he goes big time monstrous. Thomas’s claustrophobic nightmare came alive is oogie inducing.
The Boy is tragic and a much better test for Nicholas than the Brigadier was.
Isabella’s confrontation with her uncle, the Controller. His expounding on their having always been sacrifices in their village even before the Arkangel, and their family’s involvement in all those actions.
The last game bit climax of the story within the story, but not the overarching story, is classic horror, very Hammer-esque. Love it. Poor Isabella. Well done cyclic bit of storytelling there.
Pacing:
Well paced, short chapters. A good fast read.
Plot Holes/Out of Character:
If the paradigm doesn’t shift, the “each chapter introduces another character” trope will become ungainly.
The characters wanton disregard of their current circumstances and suspension of disbelief is trying. Especially in light of their constant reference to their life circumstances outside of the scope of the novel.
Hmm Moments:
Between the tavern sign showing a monstrous train running over the dismembered nude body and the description given by the urchin at the train station for the train running at midnight reminds of Blaine the Mono is Stephen King’s Dark Tower series.
The Specimen escaping the collector’s cage and going on his rampage. Eeewww. Bug that eat people, considering everything else in this story, this skeeves me out.
And, finally, the Conductor stacks the deck. Zombies.
WTF Moments:
The Tortured Virgin Inn and its train running over a victim sign wouldn’t have made it passed the Censor in the story inside the story inside the story. Convoluted sounding, but, at least early on in the book, it works. May be overleveled.
Is the cliched innkeeper’s daughter the eponymous virgin from the inn’s name and sign? She is described as looking just like the victim on the sign. That’s downright grubby. Nicolas when he enters the tavern does comment, internally, on her resemblance to the train’s victim on the sign.
Meh / PFFT Moments:
The chauffeur swerves in with a huge backstory that overwhelms what is going on around him, and, then, topples from the train.
Expected Nicholas’s test to end in redemption, and it seemed to, but it goes pretty ambiguous when he leaves the Arkangel.
The origin of the Arkangel is half good and half cliche that pastiche its 1880s era founding with the Holocaust trains of Germany feels stretched when the time frames are considered.
The Conductor’s zombie assault comes up short in the potential horror aspects of it. Nicholas is wounded and could be dying. Isabela has lost the majority of her clothes and is largely clothed in just her resolve to save Nicholas and herself. The zombie factor set against those two set pieces could have ramped up the tension, but it comes across as just one more thing to overcome in a long line of circumstances to overcome.
Why isn’t there a screenplay?
Don’t believe the story would work as a movie, too many moving parts. A rewrite to script form might save it, but you’d probably need to lose the story within a story, within a story, within a story matrix that abounds.
______________________________________________________________________________
Last Page Sound:
They screwed the writer. Set him up to write the best story that he could and...then, passed on the script, his “greatest” work, and, thereby, blocked him from taking it to their rival. Damn. That’s slick. And as the writer suspects, the Devil’s bargain of his own.
Author Assessment:
I’d read more by Fowler in a heartbeat.
Editorial Assessment:
Well put together.
Knee Jerk Reaction:
instant classic
Disposition of Book:
Denton Public Library,
Denton, TX
Dewey Decimal System:
F
FOW
Would recommend to:
friends, family, colleagues, genre fans
________________________________________________________