Bookshelf reread.
Each chapter is titled with a line that is said in that chapter, and a brief summary of what to expect in the chapter.
The story starts with Solomon being left on the doorstep of the Scubbinses, and the second chapter is when he’s about ten, a strangely well-mannered boy despite the pig-sty he lives in and the messiness of his family. They love him, but make him work. Him and his mom do all the work while his dad, citing a bad back, just sits in a chair smoking all day then can conveniently take himself to the tavern at night.
Their work is to do clothes washing for customers, and while Solly is on a delivery, he comes across Prudence, the poacher’s daughter. Most people don’t like her, she has a long pointy nose, and she’s always writing and reading, which people think isn’t right for a girl. She decides herself too smart for the strict school and is annoyed by her countless siblings, including the youngest only brother who gets special treatment. She finds Solly interesting for his manners and introduces him to new words, and the concept of a foundling, specifically a rich child left on a doorstep of poor people while his rich family search for him.
Solly brings this up at dinner and his parents respond with unexpected horror, revealing he is just that. He was in a basket, not the box from Prudence’s story, but he came with a silver spoon and a cloth and clothes. They got rid of the clothes, let him keep the cloth as his beloved crumb-catcher, and they kept the spoon for a while until Solly needed boots when he almost froze a foot. His dad trekked all the way to town to pawn it and get him boots that are too small.
Solly feels betrayed and runs off, where he encounters Prudence again, who suspected she was right about his origins and that he would go searching for his real family. She wants to tag along because her dad, her only writing supporter, is in jail again, and her family is annoying her and won’t notice her absence. She says people are more sympathetic toward girls so they’ll get a wagon ride if she comes. For some reason, Solly is very reluctant, but she convinces him.
The book she read about a foundling is actually one she’s writing herself, and throughout the story she cites her own main character in comparison to Solly, who doesn’t measure up, but they use this character to come up with ideas for how to handle their situations based of what that hero would do.
Along the trip they pass a circus, where the guy who runs it is enduring the tantrum of his Infant Prodigy, Rosabella. She throws a tantrum and wants candy and Prudence recognizes the behavior similar to her siblings, but is appalled when the circus master gives in. Rosabella ends up talking to them, and while Prudence hates her, Solly is polite to everyone and that wins Rosabella over, who wants to go with them to get sweets in town. They refuse her and have to rush to get her off their trail, but they fail and she catches up.
Prudence makes Solly promise they’ll hand her over to the authorities to take care of once they reach town. Rosabella already adores Solly and proves useful at acquiring them wagon rides, which Prudence is too unlikable to manage. The wagonmen keep giving gifts to Rosabella, who the story only refers to as The Prodigy except when someone verbally addresses her by name.
While seeking shelter for the night in an old barn, Rosabell and Prudence finally find common ground when startled by a mouse, tease Solly together, and both get called out by him for their negative behavior that they need to improve on. This makes them get along better and accept each other, and Prudence admits she’s writing her own story and wants to go to town to get it published, though it’s not complete yet.
Once in town, Prudence is embarrassed that Rosabella begins singing for money, as she hates her singing but everyone else loves it and pays her. They use this to buy candy, the first the pair has ever eaten, and soon track down a pawn shop, as recognized from a book Prudence read. The pawnbroker doesn’t want to deal with kids and won’t tell them about the spoon without the pawn ticket, and Prudence theorizes he sold it before the allotted time he’s supposed to keep it in case the seller changes their mind, which angers him into threatening to call the watchmen on them. I don’t know what they’d be in trouble for though. I’m unclear on when the spoon was pawned to this guy, if it’s been a year or not. Solly is still wearing the undersized boots, so I figured they’re new, but he got them because he nearly lost a foot in the cold winter, and the story is taking place as winter starts, so maybe it has been a year.
They plan to break in at night to look at the ledger the broker refused to show them, and Rosabella kept stealing stuff. She also wanted to keep a rabbit she saw and they said no, but she retrieved him when going back for her dropped candy. The other two try to get into the shop with the key Rosabella stole, but the hole is frozen and she suggests blowing warm breath in to melt the ice. Solly does, but by putting his lips to the keyhole, which freezes them there.
Rosabella then suggests hot water, which they don’t have until a boy, Freddy who always says “larrikins!”, climbs out of the nearby rubbage heap, which he says keeps him warm, and goes to get free soup to pour over Solly. The pair then go inside and Prudence scans the ledger to learn the spoon was sold to the lady who runs the Thrift House, which Freddy says is an awful place.
Some dangerous boys corner them when they come out of the shop, having noticed them since Rosabella’s street performance, and since Freddy works for the chimney guy they don’t wanna mess with, they send him away and abduct the others to take to Granny, the child farmer who fattens up runaways and then sells them to rich families without kids, or sweatshops, or whoever will buy them for whatever purpose.
She seems nice at first, feeding them sweets and giving them somewhere warm to stay, but they really don’t like it and she confiscates their stuff (including Prudence’s writing which she doesn’t get back, only her pencil) and locks them in and makes them wear outfits they don’t like. They try to lower a note down by making Prudence stitch it into Solly’s napkin to wrap around Mr. Skippy the rabbit out of the barred windows, but it lands right in front of Granny, who scolds them and throws the napkin in the fire and throws Mr. Skippy out.
Freddy sees Mr. Skippy out in the snow after running from his employer in order to save them, and he climbs down the chimney since they’re being punished to sleep in the dark while the room gets cold. They climb up the chimney into a blizzard to escape, but Solly is really scared and unmotivated until Rosabella gives him his only partially burnt napkin she picked up while climbing. She then holds his hand as they travel the rest of the way to somewhere to sleep.
They make their way to Thrift House, funded by the city and run by corrupt Ms. Spindletrap, who uses all the money for herself and makes the orphans cook and clean for themselves, putting the biggest orphans in charge to make them feel special and giving those ones occasional perks to make sure they work right. She loves silver and uses the money to buy any she finds, especially spoons. She bought Solly’s a year ago, so it really was sold too soon, and it is her favorite.
The group arrives to meet Ploot, the orphan freshly put in charge of answering the door, the worst job since he was recently upgraded to monitor but included a tin spoon when serving Spindletrap because no one told him not to, so now he’s punished with the worst job. He also has the sleep in the coal hole. She allows them to come in and see her, but gets offended when they ask about the spoon and kicks them out.
As they’re leaving, Ploot confirms she does have tons of silver spoons, so they decide to stay and learn more about the place so they can seize the chance to check the spoon. A man from the city board comes to check on things, thinking they’re overpaying the orphanage, but he knows nothing about children and never even looks at the orphans, he just gets taken to her office, where she fills him with alcohol and compliments and makes a lot of claims about how she adores the orphans and they want to help out and she’s given up so much just to ensure they’re well-being, and he falls for it, which was annoying.
Rosabella took the opportunity while she was answering the door to go into her office and steal the spoon, so she overheard their conversation. The man, being friends with a rich couple who lost their baby years ago, asked about a spoon and referenced his friends. She claimed to know nothing, but this allowed Rosabella to come out with the spoon and all the information. The ledger said Solly’s spoon said VIP, so it’s the right spoon.
They leave but spot Freddy’s former employer and the dangerous boys who work for Granny, so they jumped onto the back of a departing wagon to escape. After getting out of town, the sturdy wagonman who thinks townsfolk are wimpy gets to meet Rosabella, who asks to be delivered to Hightower where the couple lives. After arriving, he’s shocked that more kids were on his wagon and he doesn’t like them like he likes Rosabella.
The entire book includes interludes to the perfect parents, who lament their son’s disappearance daily. Lady Elvira hasn’t gone a single day without bemoaning and crying over him, and Charles seems fine but sympathetic about her feelings. I’m surprised he’s endured her crying all this time. So many people met in this story are selfish and evil, so it just feels weird to have this couple who genuinely care for each other. Charles hosts a party to lift her spirits, and she makes things awkward because everything reminds her of her lost son and she must remind everyone of that, and then she ends the party early to go mope because she hasn’t done that nearly enough every single day in the last ten years. At least this means she truly cares.
So the perfect parents let them in after hearing about a spoon, and when Solly starts talking, they rush to Freddy in recognition and hug him. His real name does not fit the initials VIP, but he vanished the day all their doors were open because they were having their chimney cleaned, and never put it together to check on the chimney cleaner, which Solly brings up later because he finds it odd.
So he doesn’t find his real family, but he’s kind of relieved because he misses home. The perfect parents are very grateful, give them a reward and food, and pay to have them sent home. At the circus stop, since there are missing and reward posters for Rosabella, they return her and get that reward while she plans to put Mr. Skippy, who never reacts to anything but food yet she claims he talks to her, into her act. She reverts back to her original pampered ways, forgetting all the improvements she gained on the adventure, and becomes demanding and tantrum-throwing, preventing them from saying goodbye and Prudence rushes away in annoyance.
Their families welcome them back happily, then put Solly to work immediately and Prudence gets scolded, but the perfect parents got her dad released from jail, though he won’t stop poaching. Prudence begins writing anew, planning to change her hero into someone more like Solly because he’s likable, as he never brought up her nose like so many others do, and he says he’s forgotten and stopped noticing it, which she points out makes him nice. It’s been months and they only talk when they have breaks in their business, and Prudence isn’t super chatty, always preferring alone-time. Elvira writes them updates Prudence has to read to Solly, and the perfect parents have arranged tickets and traveling means for them to all go to the circus together for a proper reunion, which I assume it where the next book takes place.
I wasn’t expecting a next book, but it feels like a relief since Solly didn’t find his real answers. Now he at least has his spoon to eat with. I didn’t remember most of this book, only that the parents we meet turn out to not be his, and how the show version of A Series Of Unfortunate Events gives you hope that the parents are alive, only for those to be the Quagmire parents instead, and then they also die. After meeting Freddy, I figured he was probably the real child because I knew it was someone they brought with them, so it was either him or Ploot.
Rosabella was quite useful, and she had a fun way of talking. So did Freddy. I don’t know if I’ll read more though, and I don’t know where this book came from. It’s one of the many that just appeared on my shelf I guess. I don’t know why that happens so much, it was like I decided to acquire books for my bookshelf and suddenly they were just there, willed into existence. There’s only one that I actually noticed its appearance and had no clue how it suddenly got there, and I even asked people about it. So these other ones must have a more understandable source. I don’t know.
He felt sure it was no place for a young girl of tender years and a mile-long nose.
“You heard us. We’re befriending you.”
“I dunno about that.”
“I’m afraid you haven’t got any say in the matter. We need a sympathetic orphan on our side, and you’re it. You’re going to help us steal Solly’s spoon.”
“You’re crazy. Stark raving mad, the lot of you.”
“Hey, that’s no way to talk about your new friends.”
“I ain’t your friends!”
“Yes, you are. Isn’t he Solly?”
“You are,” said Solly, adding, “Sorry.”
“That’s parents for you. They take us for granted.”
Valerian Isambard Proud. Victor Inigo Plockett. Vincent Igo Poodleflower. Any of those would do nicely. Except, perhaps, the last one. These are the names Prudence suggests could be Solly’s birth name, along with Verdigris Igor Pucksnoot. I thought they were fun.