Dick Cheney and the elements of happiness.
In My Time: A personal and political memoir (2011) Dick Cheney
This was a difficult book to finish because, after I understood who Dick Cheney was, and how he came to be who he was – I knew what he would say and why be said it. He said “It” because that is what happened.
First, what Dick Cheney is not. He is not an evil man, a dark man, a liar, an aggressive man, or a humorless man. He is a good man, a very honest man, an extremely hard-working man, a determined man, a competent man, a funny man, a good family man, a very happy man and most of all – a very, very conservative man and a very, very persuasive man. It is these last two facts that account for all the trouble he caused, and trouble is an understatement. Contrary to what some say, Dick Cheney never changed. 9/11 didn’t change him from moderate to conservative – he was always the most conservative of men. When in 2000, then Governor G.W. Bush asked Cheney to be his Vice President, Cheney wanted to make certain Bush knew just how “deeply conservative” he was and in a conversation reiterated to Bush, “‘No, I mean really conservative.’” (pg. 264)
How does a man (or woman) become who he is? Are they a “Blank Slate” to be shaped entirely by environmental forces? I don’t think so, but the context of a person’s upbringing certainly has a significant influence.
Dick Cheney was born on January 30, 1941 – “The Day of Take Charge” according to Gary Goldschneider in The Secret Language Of Birthdays (1994). Dick Cheney, from his birth lived, and is living, the American Dream. He never faced hardship, hunger, or loss. He was always loved and cared for growing up - first on a farm in Nebraska, and then moving to Casper, Wyoming when he was thirteen, where he thrived and met a girl, fell in love, and soon married. He always knew what he wanted, worked hard for and at it, and got it. He was never unemployed, never not loved, never really challenged. He learned early in his career, “If you have a solution, wait until people are ready for it.” (pg. 35) By the age of 24 he was in politics and the Secret Service had code named him “Backseat,” for his behind-the-scene, lay-low, quiet style. At age 37, he was running for the one and only house congressional seat to represent the people of Wyoming, was a 50 cigarette-a-day smoker, and had a heart attack. So he did what anyone would, and got himself to the emergency room at the nearest hospital where he was promptly treated and released. Then Dick did – what any self-controlling and self-loving person would do – he quit smoking, and carried on with his campaign, which he won and served as ( ) … until George H.W. Bush selected him to be his Secretary of Defense in 1988. Prior to that, in 1984, at the age of 43, he was appointed to the House Intelligence Committee where he honed his personality and style because of the demands of the job, as stated and relished by him:
I buried into the work.
Tremendous amount of time, work, and study.
Detailed analysis.
Absolute confidentiality and secrecy.
(pg. 141)
Here now I, Mark Jabbour, want to slide into some analysis of Cheney and his personality and the elements of happiness. Dick Cheney is now, in this narrative (his story as told by him) 43 years young and extremely happy doing what he does and being who he is. According to Charles F. Haanel in The Master Key System (1912) happiness is determined by six factors: 1) Health 2) Strength 3) Congenial friends 4) Basic safety 5) Comfort & luxury 6) Pleasant environment. Dick Cheney had all of these components from his birth and throughout his entire life. What about his heart? You might ask – he’s had five heart attacks? Yes, but they didn’t cause him pain or encumber him or slow him down, prevent him from doing what he wanted. In fact, they may have served him well as evidenced by his quitting smoking. This was not only good for his physical health, but buoy’s up one’s self-esteem and confidence. It supports the belief that you are strong and in control of yourself and life—quitting smoking does. Which comes under Strength in the facets of happiness. (I know because I quit the same way Cheney did – cold.) All of this solidifies, by reinforcement, his inherent conservatism – a personality trait on the low end of Openness, one of the Big Five personality traits. After finishing this memoir by Mr. Cheney, I think I know who he is. On the Big-5 he would score very low on Openness, extremely high on Conscientiousness, middleish on Extroversion, low on Agreeableness, and extremely low on Neuroticism. Now … this might come as shock to you – but Cheney and I are very similar, but for the trait of Openness where we score at opposite ends of the continuum.
What makes for Openness? Well that’s for another discussion, but in short, it’s an evolutionary adaptation (see ‘Degrees of Lying’ on my website) whereas the trait in its entire range is conducive to the survival of a mindful (or not) species.
So Cheney is reveling in his POV of who he is and is not susceptible to what others’ think. He knows he’s right, which leads him to believe that Peace comes through strength and he distains weakness. And because of his smooth, happy, unchallenged, life – he has no comprehension of what it is to not have life be so … fortunate (?). In other words, he lacks compassion and empathy. He is, as are all conservative personalities, narrow and/or closed minded – rigid. Not at all unlike his counterparts Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden. Oh the irony. The only significant difference between these men is where and when and to whom they were born. They are all extremely conservative person(alities).
Allow me to get specific. In the narrative (=Cheney’s book) we now move forward to 1990, when Cheney is Bush 41’s SecDef and Saddam Hussein has invaded Kuwait. Hussein tells the international community that the reason he invaded Kuwait is that the Kuwaitis have stolen Iraq’s oil by diagonal drilling. Not only that, but that the Kuwaitis
Have been stealing Iraqi women and using them as prostitutes!! Now imagine if such a state of affairs had happened to Dick Cheney, suckled as he was on the values of family and individualism and freedom as he was (= the saga of the American West) … . Are you starting to get the picture? Cheney, being of closed mind with concrete poured around his position (= manly men defend their property and especially their family and women) has to, has to, call out Hussein as a crazy madman bent on world domination who is a threat to all that is true and good. [Cheney, for whatever reason, never evokes God (=the Christian God) as reason for his righteousness – or for that matter, American Exceptionalism.] For this analysis, forget Bush and his reasons’ to depose Hussein. But, put the two together (as “we” did by electing them in 2000) and Hussein is “toast” (Cheney’s word.)
OK, back to the story. Cheney, as SecDef of US, persuades the Saudi government that Saddam Hussein has no intention of stopping in Kuwait but that he’s going to keep on going and invade Saudi Arabia and take over the country and their possessions (=oil & women.) Where did Cheney get this idea? Well, Cheney believed [I think because of the conservative personality, that by its nature is not open to new ideas) that there is no continuum – that you are either good or evil. He did not trust diplomacy (=talk) because he knew evil people lied. Cheney always operated on a “worst case” scenario. What if …
There is just this overall simplicity to Cheney’s thought process, but a process that was/is bolstered by success. Success that was a consequence of his fortuitous life, and inherent personality, that because of confluent circumstances (the now famous “Perfect Storm”) created a upward spiral of his confidence and belief in his own superiority to all others … which tends to attract supporting events. (See on Bookshelf: Ask and It is Given.) This is not a personality disorder. It is rational thought. If something works – keep doing it. Why stop?
So …a few questions for Mr. Cheney: What about Tora Bora? Jessica Lynch? Pat Tillman? Hussein’s hanging? Was it necessary to call a liar: Condoleezza Rice, Joe Wilson, & John Kerry? Colin Powell a coward? John McCain feckless? Really? Cheney, come on… . Read David Foster Wallace’s account of McCain in “Up Simba.”
Much of what Cheney says I don’t disagree with … especially his concluding statement that: “The key, I think, is to choose serious and vigilant leaders … “ and so on. (pg.527)
It could well be that Dick Cheney, more than any other person or thing or confluence of things – is responsible for the attack on America by Osama bin Laden on September 11, 2001. Bin Laden declared war on America because of US troops on the sacred territory of the Arabian Peninsula. That was something that Dick Cheney talked the Saudis into because of his “worst case” approach to people and events. Cheney talked the deciders into the first, and the second, wars with Iraq. He wanted/wants to bomb Syria and Iran. Talk softly and carry a big stick, and use it - when the other won’t do as they are told. That is Dick Cheney’s governing philosophy and he changed the world through the force of his personality.
September 7, 2011.