Wow. 3 of the last books I've read have all been 1 star ones. And each one surprised me at that fact. Especially this one. I've read this author before and liked his books. Looks like a TON of people love this book, including my brother, buuut...
Maybe I'm reading too much GOOD zombie novels that the bad ones are more apparent? Following up Girl With All the Gifts and a chain of Maberry with this one, probably didn't help it. But ehh...I just DID not see it.
I judge zombie novels on a few criteria, let's see how it ranks:
1) Military turning on populace.
Nope. Military never even showed up which was weird. Even with the disaster in Houston, they don't have a spare San Antonio National Guard? So a big fail for the military.
2) Saddled with plucky child.
Well, he gets to the baby at the end. Second book in the row with exact same incident with a newborn baby. So far no books have done what I would do with an infant in zombie invasion: would go right into a cat carrier.
As for being weighed down with people or dead weight, not really a problem in this book. More on that later.
3) Criminals taking over.
No time for that. This book takes place in the course of an evening--time is VERY hard to judge in this book, almost impossible actually--but probably over the course of 6 hours. That short of a time frame plus EXTREMELY repetitive idiotic actions made this book feel slim, which is odd--I know McKinney can do better.
4) Terrible goverment response.
Oh My God. I harp on bad cops a lot in zombie books--because usually authority figures go evil pretty quickly but this is the first book I've read where the main character is an evil cop. And I don't think it was intended to be read that way which is the disturbing thing about it.
There's also a casual misogyny nicely woven throughout too which is distracting. Both are serious accusations but I think can be handled at same time:
Incident A of Bad Cop/Bad Man: 2 Hours or So after first call comes in about a bunch of drunks, world apparently has gone to total hell. Mostly slow zombies, a few fast ones. I kind of wondered how there were so many zombies between the first "drunks on street" to "complete meltdown" 2 hours later, when he's carrying around a cop who has been bitten (well he makes the nervous Mexican gardeners carry his cop buddy at gunpoint), the cop turns. Now maybe some people turn RIGHT away, others turn slowly, but with the hospital ward in the church, it seems more of the slow burn kind.
But ok, I'll ignore the chronology (he states at the start his shift is 3 and that school just let out--so guessing outbreak at 4ish/5ish maybe?--but who the fuck knows because there were HUNDREDS of zombies for some reason in the locked school he stumbles into). Shocked, all his friends dead, gruesomeness all around, he stumbles into his old wisecrackin' partner. They spy an obese zombie coming towards them:
"Is she wearing a thong?" Marcus said, still laughing. "God, that is the most obscene thing I have seen all night."
"Shut up, Marcus."
..."God, she's really fat."
"Forget about her, Marcus. Let's get going."
"Hold on, would you? I mean, look at that, I didn't know they made thongs that big...."
This goes on for 20+ more paragraphs. Four pages.
Now I get how people trapped on a roof surrounded by zombies like 3 years into the apocalypse can be cavalier about the zombies below. But this is not just asshattery of highest degree but also dumb, because in the four pages of laughing at her, she gets close enough to where they have to waste a bullet on her and almost messes up their getaway.
And these are also supposed to be the fine boys in blue.
Evidence B: Bad Cop/Bad Man
After he forces the gardeners and school teacher to drag his vomiting-black-grossness-moments-from-turning cop pal (horrible idea) to the firestation off the beaten path (fantastic idea). Eddie (the main character) finds a cell phone. Hooray! He calls his nag of a wife--so far all women have been scolds, nags, or evil ex-wives who hopefully are dead so no more alimony. Wife answers, they get cut off. He breaks the only working phone out of anger. Such a dick move. Maybe the dying cop in the next room would want to try and call his wife. Maybe the gardeners have loved ones they would like to call. Maybe try back in 5 minutes? Or you know, break it. When the others are understandably pissed about it, our hero "sat down in the commander's chair and simmered in rage."
But then, he and the school teacher decide to flee the firestation to get to his wife & baby, he hears gunshots, goes off to investigate (school teacher bounces which was best move anyone makes in the book), and through a series of mishaps where he discovers wife & baby booked it, finds his old partner. They decide to check out police HQ (also smart, though every cop inside a fool I guess because somehow they all are 100% zombies). They destroy a huge amount of cars it seems in the process of book. If they're not running through crowds of zombies while giggling, they are off to find another car to rinse/repeat.
Because of the cavalier and snotty attitude, it's hard to find much sympathy with the heroes. They finally find some evidence of civilization in the presence of a news reporter, a doctor from the hospital and like 70 people. Unfortunately, these people also have a bunch of bitten folks not tied down, even though they all know what happens. They escape with the leggy blonde reporter whom his friend has eyes on. When they go to push the car out of the way that's blocking the road, she somehow gets ripped to shreads inside the car by a crowd of ninja zombies.
Here's how this character's death is handled, her severed leg still in the backseat. "I'll pull over so we can get rid of it, I said."
"No," he said, and sat back down. "Don't worry about it. We're not going to have this car very much longer. Downtown's only two exits away."
"Okay," I said. "If you're sure."
"I'm sure," he said. "A pity, though. She really did have great legs."
There are other shitty moments. When he meets an angry black man and reminisces how before the zombie apocalypse he would put someone in the hospital for a look like that. (Really?) Then it turns out angry guy's mother just got killed by a zombie cop.
Just a big old eh. So besides the main characters being people I actively disliked, fairly routine plot of "trying to fight out of city", soooo many zombies--swarms always upon him, no matter where, abandoned warehouse, wooded areas?--even the characters say it doesn't make sense.
Hopefully the other books are better. I might try one more.