“Oh, relax.” Amy peered at Sophie over the top of her cat’s-eye sunglasses. “It’s a video shoot, not a bank heist. What could go wrong?”
The correct answer is: Plenty, with whipped cream on top!
... and on the bottom, and on any other body parts that can be titillated, aroused or caressed. Still, this is not another book about a sexy cook who gets entangled with a gunman at a wedding party [read “Agnes and the Hitman” for this]. Sisters Amy and Sophie Dempsey are semi-professional wedding videographers, trying to branch out into promotional videos for aspiring Hollywood stars. Their breakthrough contract takes them to the small town of Temptation, somewhere in the boondocks of Southern Ohio, where bouncy Clea Whipple plans her Hollywood come back with the help of a home-made movie.[ Clea has made two movies in the past, of which ‘Coming Clean’ is quite famous among porn collectors, if not for the public at large]
The Dempseys have a long family tradition for confidence tricks and other illegal activities, with the father of the family in jail and a brother on the West Coast liberating rich and naive millionaires of their ill-gotten wealth. Of the two sisters, Amy is the younger and more adventurous kind, while Sophie tries to be responsible and grown-up. But she is dating her psychoanalyst, listens to Dusty Springfield obsessively and quotes oddball movies whenever she gets nervous.
Their project at the Whipple Farm soon raises the town’s suspicion and sends Mayor Phineas T Tucker [ ‘We believe in family values!’ ] and police chief Wes Mazur investigating. Instant sparks fly between sexually repressed Sophie and the amazingly sexy young mayor Phin, promising delightful future developments in the town of Temptation, dominated by its obscenely pink and suggestive water tower.
The problem was trying to write a love scene and stay a lady at the same time. It wasn’t possible. The minute you started thinking that writing sex was cheap and disgusting, your mind froze up and you wrote boring dreck. It was sort of like having sex. You either threw everything you had in it, or it wasn’t worth the bother.
Shooting a pornographic movie in a small town rife with rumour and repressed desires is a recipe for trouble, culminating with gruesome murder, but the main plot is one of sexual liberation and wickedly funny interactions / dialogue between the large cast of characters. I believe Jennifer Crusie was having a great time writing this irreverent homage to classic screwball comedies [ “Bringing Up Baby” and “The Philadelphia Story” are both name dropped], with a heavy emphasis on the screwing parts. For me this was definitely not ‘boring dreck’ and the fun side of the project is what first attracted me to the author. Crusie reminds me of Jilly Cooper in her earlier and more relaxed novels.
I had such a great time, laugh out loud moments during my first visit to Temptation that I started to wonder if I’m not some sort of grumpy, strait-laced puritan in the deeper recesses of my soul for not even considering a five star review for the story of Sophie and Phin’s courtship. I know it’s not really easy to write such relaxed and witty [and explicit] material about sexual politics without turning preachy or cheap. Crusie also has a deft hand at keeping a complex plot chugging at a lively pace and at fleshing out the story with good secondary characters, like the very young Rachel, who is trying hard to escape parental restrictions and small town existential dread, or like the jaded Leo the Porn King, who has not given up yet on love.
The fact that this novel is marked as the first one in a series makes me hopeful I would have a chance for another visit to Temptation, to find out how these sex-starved people manage to get in trouble once more.